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HELP STOP GREEDY CELEBRITIES LIKE HOWARD STERN FROM STEALING

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Posted: 05/25/06 - 12:48
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Fresh Meat
corpspy
Joined: 21 May 2006
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HELP STOP GREEDY CELEBRITIES LIKE HOWARD STERN FROM STEALING MONEY TO SUPPRESS INFORMATION!!!!!

A scientist has discovered ANOTHER PARALLEL DIMENSION! In this dimension a human can "harness it's power" to "KNOW THE TRUTH TO ANYTHNG!"

He then made another discovery - A FEW "chosen" people knew this reality was "usable" and were using it to commit just about every crime imaginable! So to help surpress this knowledge from getting into your hands THEY STARTED STEALING THIS SCIENTIST'S MONEY - FROM THAT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EMAIL HOWARD STERN AT: howard100news AT sirius-radio D0T com

ASK HOWARD STERN YOURSELF! "DID YOU STEAL MONEY FROM THE AUTHOR OF UEBER ALLES USING THE 4TH DIMENSION?" "YES" or "NO"? HE CAN'T SAY "NO"! WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO PROVE THIS STORY IS THE TRUTH: CALL THEM NOW!!! THESE GREEDY CELEBRITIES CANNOT / WILL NOT DENY THESE CHARGES!!!!! EMAIL THEIR LAWYERS!!!! EMAIL THEI LEGAL TEAMS! WRITE THEM "FAN MAIL" THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING, BUT ADMIT THAT THESE CHARGES ARE TRUE - THEY ARE STEALING THE MONEY OF "THE AUTHOR OF UEBER ALLES"!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THAT THE STORY IS FINALLY OUT, WATCH IF THESE CELEBRITIES FLEE THE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN PROVE THAT THIS IS THE TRUTH BY FOLLOWING THIS SCIENTIST'S WAY OF HARNESSING THAT REALITY: HE CALLS IT "PROGRAMMING YOUR SLEEP"

To prove that these celebrities are stealing money do the following:

SAY THIS OUT LOUD BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP:

"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: ARE CELEBRITIES STEALING THE MONEY OF THE AUTHOR OF UEBER ALLES?"

THEN GO TO SLEEP AND YOU WILL GET THE TRUTH IN THE FORM OF A DREAM!!!

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Here is a list of the celebrities stealing his money:

HOWARD STERN
BILL GATES
CAMERON DIAZ
ALISON EASTWOOD
PAMELA ANDERSON
MADONNA
DREW BARRYMORE
JENNIFER LOPEZ
SEAN "PUFF DADDY" COMBES
BRAD PITT
WILL SMITH
MEL GIBSON
DAN BROWN
OPRAH WINFREY
ELLEN DEGENERES
KEANU REEVES
ROSIE ODONNELL
MATT DILLON
SALLY JESSE RAPHAEL
ROSANNE BARR
NICOLE RICHIE
SARAH JESSICA PARKER
LUCY LIU

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Here is a list of his Technical papers:

(1) New Ideas in Relativity
[ Physics ]


(2) PI made Rational
[ Physics / Mathematics ]


(3) Game Theory
[ Computer Systems Engineering / Machine Science / Computer Science / Neuroscience / Physics / Mathematics / 4D-Space Theory ]


(4) Machine Science
[ Computer Science / Neuroscience / Computer Systems Engineering ]


(5) Machine Programming
[ Computer Systems Engineering / Machine Science / Computer Science / Neuroscience / Physics / Mathematics / Music / Psychology ]

(6) 4D-Space Games
[ Video Games played via "thought" : Virtual Reality Video Games Made Real... Computer Systems Engineering / Machine Science / Computer Science / Neuroscience : "Play With The Future, Today." ]

(7) Reflection, Light & Properties of "The Invisible"
[ Physics & Engineering ]

(8) Grid Computing, Virtual Machines & Internet Inefficiency
[ Computer Science ]

(9) The Unified Field Theory
[ Physics ]

(10) The Operating System of Organic Machines
[ Computer Systems Engineering / Machine Science / Computer Science / Neuroscience / Physics / Mathematics / 4D Space Theory ]

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According to his website, he is calling for the FBI to open up a "4D" Crimes division! This will help POLICE the 4th dimension.

HELP THIS SCIENTIST OUT ANY WAY YOU CAN UNTIL HE RECEIVES NOBEL PRIZES AND FIELDS MEDALS OR HE CAN SUE THE PANTS OFF OF THESE CELEBRITIES !!!!!!!!!!

THEY EVEN ARE "BLACKLISTING" HIS WORK SO THE NOBEL COMMITTEE "WON'T NOTICE HIS WORK" !!!!!

HE EVEN HAS A LINK TO DOWNLOAD HIS WHOLE WEBSITE! DOWNLOAD IT AND THROW UP A MIRROR SITE! HIS

"DEDICATION PAGE" LISTS ALL HIS TECHNICAL PAPERS! I'M DOING MY PART - GETTING THIS INFORMATION OUT TO YOU! [ 1337 ] TELL EVERYBODY!

To learn more: "Google" these words: "The author of ueber alles" OR "ueber alles" OR "Kurt Schwierige" OR "plan odelia" etc!!!!


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Posted: 05/25/06 - 18:30
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Can't Stop Posting
Lumberg
Joined: 17 Nov 2002
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clits


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Posted: 05/27/06 - 14:00
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Toomuchtimeonhands
Akimatsu
Joined: 17 Oct 2002
Posts: 771
 
Mel Gibson? Stealing? No...

That mother f****r loves jesus, he don't steal nothing.


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Posted: 05/27/06 - 14:42
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Luke Warm
Vashers
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Posts: 213
 
Once he stole an extra jesus wafer


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Posted: 07/17/06 - 16:55
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RealPoor Guru
Tura
Joined: 29 Oct 2003
Posts: 4861
 
Vashers wrote:
Once he stole an extra jesus wafer


i lold


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