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Janoth
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:06    Post subject: HAIKUS m***********s Reply with quote

smoking that crack rock, losing teeth like a mother, cant afford dentist

jewish frenzy yo, its revolution up in, this b***h m********k

alcohol is bad, so I dont drink it, many a crack smoke

lerra is so leet, i annoy her for shizzle, she is hella hot

school is for f**s, ill do my teachers in butt, they are cocksuckers

I am so jewish, I will take ur money and, rags dumb camel jock

i need a new d**k, it points the wrong direction, why is it crooked



YES
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

are you white?
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

white like a fox dude, i am irish with big d**k, holla at ur boy
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lodie
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

death to the white man
we have the sacred anthrax
will send it in mail

micah may be christ
i am not fully aware
fist your brother's wife

where is andyman?
verily keeping it crunk
just like p. dizzle

(in reference to my testicles)
sweaty they are not,
seen better days they have: slammed
in door, frustrated.

you are a f****t
you smuggle c***s anally
haha, cocksmuggler
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

lodie is so ****
give my penis erection
owe my b******e
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

you american
very large penis indeed
us asian so small
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Janoth
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry mr cop
i am just a dumb n1gger
plz stop hitting me
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lodie
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

eli, rest assured
i will not come in your mouth
lips on my penis


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Janoth
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh shit habib run
jewish bombs will explode you
praise be to allah
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

oops a double post
f**k fuckity f**k f**k f**k
its not my fault b***h
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Spink
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

y r u so dum
plz stfu and die
k thx irl

i h8 ur dadz ballz
they jizz in your moms p***y
and make you alive

cats shit in your hat
beer tastes good when you drink it
you are a white man


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Janoth
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

spink made me his b***h
dads jizz is a bad subject
puking all over
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

gay gay gay gay gay

gay gay gay f*g gay gay gay

do you understand?
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PostPosted: 09/10/03 - 23:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

shut up banana
I will rip your a*****e open
lets play transformers
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 00:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

lounging in my chair
right now i'm comfortable
in my underwear
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 00:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

shoot you in the butt
with what comes from my sweet nuts
you like it in there
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 00:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phenomenally
Incomprehesible and
Inexplicable
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 00:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like your taste, Spink
your c*m is sweet in my mouth
you been eating fruit?
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 00:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

I eat fruit a lot
My fruit jizz is accepted
By all major banks.
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lodie
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 00:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

i bought semenex
maelstrom's girlfriend advised
she loves the taste now
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 00:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leaving the closet
Wanting eyes, I say to you
'Spink, make a deposit'
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 00:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slowly it unfurls
A c**k like never before
Your face is now wet
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 00:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

[size=24]p h p b b
how i love to use thy code
grant me extra large[/size]
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 00:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

I refresh the page
But now I sadly depart
Pirates beckon me.
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 01:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

comedy this thread
I laughed and then my load shot
onto my keyboard
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 01:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will skullfuck you
Make your family watch too
laugh as you bleed out


YAY
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 02:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

true haikus usually have elements of nature, expressing deep messages in minimal words. like:

the grass that grows tall
slowly bends under wind, but
young sprouts aren't for smoking yet

alright that was crappy, s***w you guys, i'm going home.
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 19:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

Way to f*g the thread
c**k smoking a*****e licker
Continue haiku
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 19:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

blowing green grass blades
flow languidly like asian
getting load on face.


There's a nature filled one.
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PostPosted: 09/11/03 - 21:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

MSN flitters
butterly: four tones of light
failure: eternal
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