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Janoth
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Posts: 3135
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:06 Post subject: HAIKUS m***********s
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smoking that crack rock, losing teeth like a mother, cant afford dentist
jewish frenzy yo, its revolution up in, this b***h m********k
alcohol is bad, so I dont drink it, many a crack smoke
lerra is so leet, i annoy her for shizzle, she is hella hot
school is for f**s, ill do my teachers in butt, they are cocksuckers
I am so jewish, I will take ur money and, rags dumb camel jock
i need a new d**k, it points the wrong direction, why is it crooked
YES
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Lumberg_fekdher
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 1923
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:10 Post subject:
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are you white?
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Janoth
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Posts: 3135
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:11 Post subject:
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white like a fox dude, i am irish with big d**k, holla at ur boy
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lodie
Luke Warm

Joined: 05 Nov 2002 Posts: 376
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:15 Post subject:
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death to the white man
we have the sacred anthrax
will send it in mail
micah may be christ
i am not fully aware
fist your brother's wife
where is andyman?
verily keeping it crunk
just like p. dizzle
(in reference to my testicles)
sweaty they are not,
seen better days they have: slammed
in door, frustrated.
you are a f****t
you smuggle c***s anally
haha, cocksmuggler
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Janoth
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Posts: 3135
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:18 Post subject:
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lodie is so ****
give my penis erection
owe my b******e
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Janoth
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Posts: 3135
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:19 Post subject:
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you american
very large penis indeed
us asian so small
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Janoth
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Posts: 3135
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:24 Post subject:
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sorry mr cop
i am just a dumb n1gger
plz stop hitting me
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lodie
Luke Warm

Joined: 05 Nov 2002 Posts: 376
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:25 Post subject:
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eli, rest assured
i will not come in your mouth
lips on my penis
Last edited by lodie on 09/10/03 - 23:26; edited 1 time in total
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Janoth
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Posts: 3135
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:25 Post subject:
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oh shit habib run
jewish bombs will explode you
praise be to allah
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Janoth
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Posts: 3135
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:26 Post subject:
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oops a double post
f**k fuckity f**k f**k f**k
its not my fault b***h
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Spink
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 1599
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:30 Post subject:
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y r u so dum
plz stfu and die
k thx irl
i h8 ur dadz ballz
they jizz in your moms p***y
and make you alive
cats shit in your hat
beer tastes good when you drink it
you are a white man
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Janoth
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Posts: 3135
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:33 Post subject:
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spink made me his b***h
dads jizz is a bad subject
puking all over
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Posts: 8575
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:38 Post subject:
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gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay f*g gay gay gay
do you understand?
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Janoth
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Posts: 3135
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 23:42 Post subject:
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shut up banana
I will rip your a*****e open
lets play transformers
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8752
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 00:00 Post subject:
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lounging in my chair
right now i'm comfortable
in my underwear
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Spink
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 1599
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 00:01 Post subject:
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shoot you in the butt
with what comes from my sweet nuts
you like it in there
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Spink
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 1599
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 00:06 Post subject:
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Phenomenally
Incomprehesible and
Inexplicable
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8752
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 00:09 Post subject:
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I like your taste, Spink
your c*m is sweet in my mouth
you been eating fruit?
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Spink
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 1599
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 00:15 Post subject:
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I eat fruit a lot
My fruit jizz is accepted
By all major banks.
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lodie
Luke Warm

Joined: 05 Nov 2002 Posts: 376
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 00:23 Post subject:
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i bought semenex
maelstrom's girlfriend advised
she loves the taste now
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8752
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 00:24 Post subject:
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Leaving the closet
Wanting eyes, I say to you
'Spink, make a deposit'
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Spink
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 1599
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 00:37 Post subject:
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Slowly it unfurls
A c**k like never before
Your face is now wet
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 00:40 Post subject:
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[size=24]p h p b b
how i love to use thy code
grant me extra large[/size]
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Spink
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 1599
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 00:44 Post subject:
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I refresh the page
But now I sadly depart
Pirates beckon me.
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Spitulski
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 4344
Location: Washington
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 01:00 Post subject:
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comedy this thread
I laughed and then my load shot
onto my keyboard
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Janoth
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Posts: 3135
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 01:41 Post subject:
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I will skullfuck you
Make your family watch too
laugh as you bleed out
YAY
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Jinu
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2396
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 02:21 Post subject:
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true haikus usually have elements of nature, expressing deep messages in minimal words. like:
the grass that grows tall
slowly bends under wind, but
young sprouts aren't for smoking yet
alright that was crappy, s***w you guys, i'm going home.
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Spink
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 1599
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 19:50 Post subject:
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Way to f*g the thread
c**k smoking a*****e licker
Continue haiku
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Alerik
Sir Postalot

Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 1375
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 19:55 Post subject:
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blowing green grass blades
flow languidly like asian
getting load on face.
There's a nature filled one.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 09/11/03 - 21:30 Post subject:
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MSN flitters
butterly: four tones of light
failure: eternal
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