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TM-Sales
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Joined: 28 Feb 2004
Posts: 77
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 Posted: 05/15/04 - 00:42 Post subject: Greatest Cyber Ever
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
> >BritneySpears14: Aight.
> >bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
> >BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
> >bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
> >BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
> >bloodninja: Me too baby.
> >BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
> >bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful
>woman.
> >BritneySpears14: Hey...
> >bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8
chicken
>of
> >the Infinite.
> >BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
> >bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the
> >Beyondness.
> >BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is
>ridiculous.
> >bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of
the
> >lands.
> >bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your
body
> >explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2
Druid.
> >BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
> >bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning
shield
> >inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
> >bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr.
Robotnik's
> >evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan
steals
> >my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
> >bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
> >bloodninja: Baby?
The next day:
> >BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
> >eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
> >BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
> >eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
> >BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
> >BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your
muscular
> >physique.
> >eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
> >BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
> >eminemBNJA: Oh ****
> >BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report
your
> >ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
> >eminemBNJA: Oh ****
> >eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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Renork
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Jun 2003
Posts: 6282
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 00:44 Post subject:
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Old, still funny, but soooooo old.
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Xarpolis
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 2884
Location: Philly, PA
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 01:21 Post subject:
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like 6 years old man.
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Mugaaz
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 3576
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 01:56 Post subject:
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New to me!
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Tiluvas
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 2355
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 02:32 Post subject:
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Oldest Repost Ever.
If you're going to repost something, at least repost it in it's entirety!
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Carnican
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 09 Jan 2003
Posts: 719
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 06:48 Post subject:
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It's "old" when, even I can claim re-post.
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Ciladar
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 3765
Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 09:53 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | Oldest Repost Ever.
If you're going to repost something, at least repost it in it's entirety! |
there was like 6-7 of them too from the same guy, they're funny, but yeah...they're old. Even i posted them up a while back and they were still old =X
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WhiteWidow
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 975
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 18:59 Post subject:
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I don't think Fugly has had any updated victims in years.
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Norrick
Luke Warm
Joined: 08 Oct 2003
Posts: 200
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Posted: 05/16/04 - 14:26 Post subject:
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I still love that. The robe and wizard hat always get me.
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