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Allan
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Devook
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Silvermouse
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So what? Kids have to learn how to respect their girlfriends and the act of **** somehow, and I can't think of a better way than in a Grand Theft Auto video game.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 19:03 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | So what? Kids have to learn how to respect their girlfriends and the act of **** somehow, and I can't think of a better way than in a Grand Theft Auto video game. |
They also have to learn how to f**k while fully clothed.. a very useful skill if one wants to be proficient in the art of f**k-and-run.
-Nah-
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Callaren
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Location: South Jersey
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 19:22 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | So what? Kids have to learn how to respect their girlfriends and the act of **** somehow, and I can't think of a better way than in a Grand Theft Auto video game. |
They also have to learn how to f**k while fully clothed.. a very useful skill if one wants to be proficient in the art of f**k-and-run.
-Nah- |
That video really left a lot up to the imagination anatomy-wise.
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Yellow Journalist
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Joined: 20 Oct 2002
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 19:55 Post subject:
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Guess we should call Hillary Clinton a Republican now
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lotek
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 20:05 Post subject:
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what about leasure suit larry? Its not like **** in games is new
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merdocc
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 21:51 Post subject:
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Was there a meeting somewhere that said **** is worse than managing gang territory and killing everyone you see?
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Gethy
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 22:21 Post subject:
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| merdocc wrote: | | Was there a meeting somewhere that said **** is worse than managing gang territory and killing everyone you see? |
lol lemme see thgem titties bounce
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Owyyn
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 22:24 Post subject:
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| lotek wrote: | | what about leasure suit larry? Its not like **** in games is new |
Awww... I miss LSL. That was one of the first video games I ever played on the PC. LSL3 and King's Quest were my favorite games as a kid... even though I didn't get the jokes on LSL at the time.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 23:02 Post subject:
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| merdocc wrote: | | Was there a meeting somewhere that said **** is worse than managing gang territory and killing everyone you see? |
That's a great point. It's ok to commit all kinds of crimes in games and murder human beings, but consensual **** with an ingame girlfriend has got everyone in an uproar.
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Nemo
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 23:11 Post subject:
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this is a clitons fault.
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 23:25 Post subject:
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If this makes games in the future less mod friendly, I'm gonna be p****d. Morrowind + nude models = win. AND HOLY f**k YES **** HAS BEEN IN VIDEO GAMES SINCE 1986. (probably earlier, but that's when I started playing video games on my old Atari 800xl, and I remember a game where you played a guy with a big hat and a larger penis and you had to chase badly rendered women and shoot evil fruit products with your jizz cannon.)
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Yanbik
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Posted: 07/21/05 - 00:09 Post subject:
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I swear there are some retarded ppl running this country.
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motherface
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Posted: 07/21/05 - 00:19 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | There're a wide range of attacks and they're matched with a good, intuitive control scheme. However, most of the good points about the gameplay mechanics are balanced out by the fact that <b>THE GAME IS FULL OF NAKED MEN. ALL THE MOVES INVOLVE SOME DEGREE OF IMPLIED SODOMY.</b> <i>Super Mario Brothers</i> was a good game, but if they replaced Mario with a muscleman in a speedo who "grew larger" when he touched "a mushroom", <b>NOBODY, ANYWHERE, WOULD EVER, EVER PLAY THE GAME, EXCEPT MAYBE FRAGMASTER.</b> |
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atarom
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Posted: 07/21/05 - 00:38 Post subject:
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1) great point merdocc. we have f****d up priorities in this culture.
2) it's funny that the dude f***s with his pants and shirt on and grips the head of the girl gag porn style; the same girl that happened to just walk in naked after inviting you in for coffee.
i'd be more upset with the macho image of **** they are promoting than the **** itself. such is porn though.
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