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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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 Posted: 01/16/04 - 12:45 Post subject:
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| Quote: | Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during airborne operations. ('See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker')
Vodka, green food coloring, and a ‘Cool Mint’ Listerine® bottle is not a good combination.
Must not use military vehicles to ‘Squish' things.
Never, ever, attempt to correct a Green Beret officer about anything.
When saluting a ‘leg’ officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir".
‘I’m drunk’ is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.
Shouting ‘Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole f*****g village!’ while out on a mission is bad.
Putting red 'Mike and Ike's' ® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny.
The following items do not exist: Keys to the Drop Zone, A box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, or Chem-Light ® batteries.
Must not taunt officers in the throes of nicotine withdrawal, with cigarettes.
NEVER nail a stuffed bunny to a cross and put it up in front of the Battalion Headquarters sign as an "Easter Desecration." |
Funny shit, and hes Airborne:)
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Uglarbashdemgud
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 3245
Location: Riding on 2 wheels, One at a time.
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Posted: 01/16/04 - 12:50 Post subject:
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"Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot. "
ROFL!
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Jakanden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 5334
Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
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Posted: 01/16/04 - 13:53 Post subject:
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| Quote: | The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms
Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
I do not have super-powers. |
I love it =)
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