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Kukoc
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Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 334
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Posted: 08/02/05 - 19:26 Post subject: f*****g yellow jackets
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So I'm chilling in the pool after dinner as it is still 85 at 7pm. So I'm skimming some dander off the top of the pool, when a goddamned yellow jacket comes and lands right flush on my left cheek and stings my ass. Afterward about 5 more fly out from one of the pool walls so we have to come inside. So ghey
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Nahualli
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8461
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Posted: 08/02/05 - 19:29 Post subject: Re: f*****g yellow jackets
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| Kukoc wrote: | | So I'm chilling in the pool after dinner as it is still 85 at 7pm. So I'm skimming some dander off the top of the pool, when a goddamned yellow jacket comes and lands right flush on my left cheek and stings my ass. Afterward about 5 more fly out from one of the pool walls so we have to come inside. So ghey |
I hope it gets infected and you die just for saying "ghey"
-Nah-
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motherface
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Posted: 08/02/05 - 19:31 Post subject: Re: f*****g yellow jackets
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| Kukoc wrote: | | lands right flush on my left cheek and stings my ass. |
big bee
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Frax
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 08/02/05 - 19:39 Post subject: Re: f*****g yellow jackets
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| motherface wrote: | | Kukoc wrote: | | lands right flush on my left cheek and stings my ass. |
big bee |
huge..but I think it would actually be a wasp! Unless of course, by cheek he meant buttock!
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Kukoc
Luke Warm

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Posted: 08/02/05 - 20:06 Post subject:
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i just realized the way i typed that. unfortunately it stung the left cheek of my face and not my actual ass.
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Fattguyy
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Joined: 09 Sep 2003 Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 08/02/05 - 21:38 Post subject:
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Yellow Jacket = Jesus with wings.
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Kukoc
Luke Warm

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Posted: 08/03/05 - 16:48 Post subject:
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today my cheek is swollen and partially impairing the vision in my left eye
fatty, by the way Larry David owns, i never woulda thought u a fan of his
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motherface
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Posted: 08/03/05 - 16:50 Post subject: Re: f*****g yellow jackets
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| Frax wrote: | | motherface wrote: | | Kukoc wrote: | | lands right flush on my left cheek and stings my ass. |
big bee |
huge..but I think it would actually be a wasp! Unless of course, by cheek he meant buttock! |
I've been owned x2.
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sinrakin
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Posted: 08/03/05 - 16:51 Post subject:
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Yeah Larry David owns. Why don't they do a damn new series already?
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Kukoc
Luke Warm

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Posted: 08/03/05 - 17:00 Post subject:
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i believe season 5 of Curb starts soon
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Owyyn
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Posted: 08/03/05 - 17:13 Post subject:
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My cat got stung by a wasp the other day. The entire left side of his face was swollen up. He didn't even seem to notice.
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sinrakin
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Posted: 08/03/05 - 17:16 Post subject:
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| Kukoc wrote: | | i believe season 5 of Curb starts soon |
It ought to. Season 4 started in Jan 2004 - that's over a year and a half ago. How long does it take to do a show about nothing
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Kukoc
Luke Warm

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Posted: 08/03/05 - 17:25 Post subject:
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yeah i know, especially only 10 30 min shows
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shinja mayoke
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Joined: 04 Jan 2003 Posts: 434
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Posted: 08/03/05 - 17:25 Post subject:
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Kukoc Beebanger!
Kukoc Beenbangedbybee!
Take a benadryl yo.
Give the f*****g cat a benadryl, too, duh.
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Kukoc
Luke Warm

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Posted: 08/03/05 - 17:27 Post subject:
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a benadryl brownie?
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