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Kukoc
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PostPosted: 08/02/05 - 19:26    Post subject: f*****g yellow jackets Reply with quote

So I'm chilling in the pool after dinner as it is still 85 at 7pm. So I'm skimming some dander off the top of the pool, when a goddamned yellow jacket comes and lands right flush on my left cheek and stings my ass. Afterward about 5 more fly out from one of the pool walls so we have to come inside. So ghey
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PostPosted: 08/02/05 - 19:29    Post subject: Re: f*****g yellow jackets Reply with quote

Kukoc wrote:
So I'm chilling in the pool after dinner as it is still 85 at 7pm. So I'm skimming some dander off the top of the pool, when a goddamned yellow jacket comes and lands right flush on my left cheek and stings my ass. Afterward about 5 more fly out from one of the pool walls so we have to come inside. So ghey


I hope it gets infected and you die just for saying "ghey"

-Nah-
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PostPosted: 08/02/05 - 19:31    Post subject: Re: f*****g yellow jackets Reply with quote

Kukoc wrote:
lands right flush on my left cheek and stings my ass.


big bee
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PostPosted: 08/02/05 - 19:39    Post subject: Re: f*****g yellow jackets Reply with quote

motherface wrote:
Kukoc wrote:
lands right flush on my left cheek and stings my ass.


big bee


huge..but I think it would actually be a wasp! Unless of course, by cheek he meant buttock!
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PostPosted: 08/02/05 - 20:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

i just realized the way i typed that. unfortunately it stung the left cheek of my face and not my actual ass.
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PostPosted: 08/02/05 - 21:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yellow Jacket = Jesus with wings.
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Kukoc
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PostPosted: 08/03/05 - 16:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

today my cheek is swollen and partially impairing the vision in my left eye Sad

fatty, by the way Larry David owns, i never woulda thought u a fan of his
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PostPosted: 08/03/05 - 16:50    Post subject: Re: f*****g yellow jackets Reply with quote

Frax wrote:
motherface wrote:
Kukoc wrote:
lands right flush on my left cheek and stings my ass.


big bee


huge..but I think it would actually be a wasp! Unless of course, by cheek he meant buttock!


I've been owned x2.
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PostPosted: 08/03/05 - 16:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah Larry David owns. Why don't they do a damn new series already?

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PostPosted: 08/03/05 - 17:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

i believe season 5 of Curb starts soon
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PostPosted: 08/03/05 - 17:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

My cat got stung by a wasp the other day. The entire left side of his face was swollen up. He didn't even seem to notice.
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PostPosted: 08/03/05 - 17:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kukoc wrote:
i believe season 5 of Curb starts soon

It ought to. Season 4 started in Jan 2004 - that's over a year and a half ago. How long does it take to do a show about nothing Smile
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Kukoc
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PostPosted: 08/03/05 - 17:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah i know, especially only 10 30 min shows
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PostPosted: 08/03/05 - 17:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kukoc Beebanger!

Kukoc Beenbangedbybee!

Take a benadryl yo.

Give the f*****g cat a benadryl, too, duh.
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PostPosted: 08/03/05 - 17:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

a benadryl brownie?
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