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shinja mayoke
Luke Warm
Joined: 04 Jan 2003
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 Posted: 10/01/05 - 15:24 Post subject: f*****g f**k. Annoying!
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f*****g cat is in heat.
Will someone please bring over a q-tip strap on and shut her the hell up.
Thanks.
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khrath
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/01/05 - 15:34 Post subject:
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finger bang bang
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Docter
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002
Posts: 3420
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Posted: 10/01/05 - 16:36 Post subject:
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Get one of those erasers that comes out of a sheath...she'll love you for it. 
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Baha
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 1216
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 03:38 Post subject:
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sounds like a job for Finigan
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16398
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 03:45 Post subject:
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uh gross.
spay your pets!
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That Lumberg Guy
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Joined: 23 Jun 2005
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 11:31 Post subject:
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this guy in middle school, Johnny Neal, gross f****r, he fingered a cat once
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Yellow Journalist
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 20 Oct 2002
Posts: 1973
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 14:10 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | this guy in middle school, Johnny Neal, gross f****r, he fingered a cat once |
He was her first.
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Baha
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 1216
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 17:35 Post subject:
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I'm not a fan of spaying/neutering animals. it changes their personality a lot. imagine going through life with no balls, wtf? if they knock some b***h up, give the puppies away if you get stuck with them and cant handle them. not that big a deal imo
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Kenbin
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 15 Nov 2002
Posts: 1884
Location: New York City
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 19:02 Post subject:
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| Baha wrote: | | I'm not a fan of spaying/neutering animals. it changes their personality a lot. imagine going through life with no balls, wtf? if they knock some b***h up, give the puppies away if you get stuck with them and cant handle them. not that big a deal imo |
Retard.
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Frehya
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2398
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 19:05 Post subject:
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You can probably just call your vet and get her spayed while she is in heat. Some organizations spay at a good discount just to be able to help the pet over population problem.
When she comes home, problem solved for the rest of her life and she wont miss what she doesnt have.
There are wayyy too many cats breeding.
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Fattguyy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 09 Sep 2003
Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 19:05 Post subject:
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| That Lumberg Guy wrote: | | this guy in middle school, Johnny Neal, gross f****r, he fingered a cat once |
Once I shot a deer walking toward me, and my cousin thought it's p***y was where the bullet came out, so he stuck his finger in it so we could lift it up without blood dripping on him, sadly I did not tell him what he stuck his finger in until after getting it on the four wheeler!
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Frehya
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 19:06 Post subject:
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| Kenbin wrote: | | Baha wrote: | | I'm not a fan of spaying/neutering animals. it changes their personality a lot. imagine going through life with no balls, wtf? if they knock some b***h up, give the puppies away if you get stuck with them and cant handle them. not that big a deal imo |
Retard. |
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Nahualli
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 19:20 Post subject:
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It's PREFERABLE you fix your pets precisely because it alters their personality. Neutered cats are less aggressive and less territorial. How is that a good thing if they live in your house? Any animals they come in contact with they will usually pick fights with. Also, the LAST time you want to spay your cat is while she is in heat. You have to wait for her to get through her cycle before you spay her. SPCA will spay your cat for about 40 bucks, at least here they do. It's super cheap and nowadays they don't even let you adopt animals if they aren't fixed first.
-Nah-
Last edited by Nahualli on 10/04/05 - 20:00; edited 1 time in total
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 19:48 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | It's PREFERABLE you fix your pets precisely because it alters their personality. Neutered cats and dogs are less aggressive and less territorial. How is that a good thing if they live in your house? Any animals they come in contact with they will usually pick fights with. Also, the LAST time you want to spay your cat is while she is in heat. You have to wait for her to get through her cycle before you spay her. SPCA will spay your cat for about 40 bucks, at least here they do. It's super cheap and nowadays they don't even let you adopt animals if they aren't fixed first.
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Typical liberal f*g.
I like my dogs intact. Chopping the balls off a dog turns them into a throw rug. You will spend the rest of its life stepping over it. Its different with b*****s, it calms them down to the point that they think a little more focused. Female dogs can be dense because they are spastic, like dog ADD. Males are at their best with balls connected.
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Frehya
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 20:21 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | Also, the LAST time you want to spay your cat is while she is in heat. You have to wait for her to get through her cycle before you spay her.
-Nah- |
You do not have to wait. You can have your cat spayed when in heat, there is a slight risk due to enlarged blood vessels and lowered clotting ability. But vets do it successfully all the time. Obviously its best to do it before or after heat, but if there is a risk of the cat getting to an intact male, I would choose to spay.
One of the best reasons to spay or neuter your pet is to lower the risk of cancer later in life. Mammary cancer and prostate cancer are the biggest risks.
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Fattguyy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 09 Sep 2003
Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 20:42 Post subject:
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Cats suck anyway... if you drown them in gasoline they cough up blue stuff.
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Plat4PoP
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Location: USA
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Posted: 10/02/05 - 23:47 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy wrote: | | Cats suck anyway... if you drown them in gasoline they cough up blue stuff. |
lies! it wasnt blue at all
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Yabden
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Ohio
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Posted: 10/03/05 - 02:11 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy wrote: | | Cats suck anyway... if you drown them in gasoline they cough up blue stuff. |
lol I am a tough guy who kills animals that can't fight back!
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Regan
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
Posts: 751
Location: Miami
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Posted: 10/04/05 - 17:05 Post subject:
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| Yabden wrote: | | Fattguyy wrote: | | Cats suck anyway... if you drown them in gasoline they cough up blue stuff. |
lol I am a tough guy who kills animals that can't fight back! |
no, you torture cats on turntables!
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Nahualli
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/04/05 - 19:56 Post subject:
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| kbarr wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | It's PREFERABLE you fix your pets precisely because it alters their personality. Neutered cats and dogs are less aggressive and less territorial. How is that a good thing if they live in your house? Any animals they come in contact with they will usually pick fights with. Also, the LAST time you want to spay your cat is while she is in heat. You have to wait for her to get through her cycle before you spay her. SPCA will spay your cat for about 40 bucks, at least here they do. It's super cheap and nowadays they don't even let you adopt animals if they aren't fixed first.
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Typical liberal f*g.
I like my dogs intact. Chopping the balls off a dog turns them into a throw rug. You will spend the rest of its life stepping over it. Its different with b*****s, it calms them down to the point that they think a little more focused. Female dogs can be dense because they are spastic, like dog ADD. Males are at their best with balls connected. |
I meant to go back and edit, but I forgot to do it earlier.. I'm only referring to cats, since I don't live with dogs at the moment. However, the SPCA still doesn't let anyone adopt a dog or cat unless you get it fixed by them or sign a binding agreement to do so with your own vet. They do come back and check, too.
-Nah-
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Tamrissa
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Location: at my computer
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Posted: 10/05/05 - 06:16 Post subject:
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as someone who actualy worked at a pet vet for a while let me just say, GO GET YOUR f*****g CAT FIXED d*****t!
that is all i have to say on this.
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Baha
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 1216
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Posted: 10/05/05 - 13:50 Post subject:
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look at me, I have a different opinion, but I'd rather talk Kbarresque shit with one liners than actually discuss it, because I am far too fragile to handle a discussion for fear of confrontation. now, if only I can get a blind person to touch me.
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