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 Posted: 04/10/04 - 03:30 Post subject: f*****g Teenagers.
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Ha!!
Little bastards have been braking my neighbors plastic fence since they had it put up, years ago. Well tonight I caught one of the bastards:) And they had him locked up!!!
I heard them talkn drunken shit as they walked down the road. I went to the my front window and watched them head towards the fence, slipped out on my front porch and ran up on them just as they did it. I was in one shitheads face a second after he did it, and he about shit his pants. The other f****t booked, and left his pal high and dry, lol. I told him I was going to break his f*****g neck if he gave me a problem as I walked him to their front door. Making sure to give him the full effect of my unbrushed, no mouth washed, no listerine, super foul, freshly puffed cigar breath. That alone must have been BRUTAL. But he was a nice 6 foot tall, dyed blond puppy dog, very docile:)
Later, when the cop cuffed him, he started squealing that his dad would pay for it and they didn't have to lock him up. I was cracking up!
My DAD will pay for it!! You don't HAVE to lock me up!!
Boo, hoo, hoo!
Ahh, a fun night:)
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Tura
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 03:34 Post subject:
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lol...punks
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SmotheredHope
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 03:43 Post subject:
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f*****g babbling old farts.
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Tura
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 03:49 Post subject:
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| SmotheredHope wrote: | | f*****g babbling old farts. |
lol me?
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 03:57 Post subject:
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| SmotheredHope wrote: | | f*****g babbling old farts. |
LOL
I Win!
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Mental_Hernia
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 04:21 Post subject:
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Kbarr, I wish I could meet you in real life, and give you a non-homosexual hug. Either that or a handshake...
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khrath
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 04:39 Post subject:
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i was hoping this post would be about actually f*****g teenagers, with pix preferred
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Buntz
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 06:29 Post subject:
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| Tura wrote: | | SmotheredHope wrote: | | f*****g babbling old farts. |
lol me? |
Kbarr isn't in his 20's dude +P
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 06:47 Post subject:
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hehe sweet 
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Occulis
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 09:08 Post subject:
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Yaaay Kbarr
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Ciladar
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 10:17 Post subject:
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so wait...if they didn't actually break the fence that night...what did they get arrested for?
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Sabathius
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 10:19 Post subject:
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Kbarr reminds me of someone..
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Occulis
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 10:24 Post subject: Re: f*****g Teenagers.
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| Kbarr wrote: | | I was in one shitheads face a second after he did it, and ... |
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Goraz
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 10:28 Post subject:
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haha f*****g punks
/salute kbarr.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 11:59 Post subject:
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| Ciladar wrote: | | so wait...if they didn't actually break the fence that night...what did they get arrested for? |
probably tresspassing, or loitering.
it doesn't matter tho, kbarr stopped them from doing it and most likely from doing it again. nice job.
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Tura
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 12:29 Post subject:
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| Buntz wrote: | | Tura wrote: | | SmotheredHope wrote: | | f*****g babbling old farts. |
lol me? |
Kbarr isn't in his 20's dude +P |
Yeah I know but he called Kbarr and I old farts. Thought that was funny.
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 12:33 Post subject:
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well now we know what maji has been up to *snickers* 
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Occulis
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 12:55 Post subject:
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| Tamrissa wrote: | | well now we know what maji has been up to *snickers* |
Don't they live near each other? Near in realpoor terms being less than 400 miles? That would be great. I'd love to see Kbarr find out in a few weeks he was directly responsible for getting Majy like that. How funny.
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Dril
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 12:58 Post subject:
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He's too busy making 30 grand in the summer.
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Renork
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 12:58 Post subject:
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| Ciladar wrote: | | so wait...if they didn't actually break the fence that night...what did they get arrested for? |
| Kbarr wrote: |
I was in one shitheads face a second after he did it, ... |
I think they DID break the fence, am I correct Kbarr?
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Occulis
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 13:04 Post subject:
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| Dril wrote: | | He's too busy making 30 grand in the summer. |
That's neat. An a*****e with 30 grand is still an a*****e. I have 37 grand. Am I different than when I had 0?
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 13:10 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | Tamrissa wrote: | | well now we know what maji has been up to *snickers* |
Don't they live near each other? Near in realpoor terms being less than 400 miles? That would be great. I'd love to see Kbarr find out in a few weeks he was directly responsible for getting Majy like that. How funny. |
Yeah, that would be funny:)
| Tinkle wrote: | | Ciladar wrote: | | so wait...if they didn't actually break the fence that night...what did they get arrested for? |
| Kbarr wrote: |
I was in one shitheads face a second after he did it, ... |
I think they DID break the fence, am I correct Kbarr? |
Yes, 2 of them broke one slat each. This is one of thoes white plastic picket fences, look clean but aren't very sturdy. His pal was to far away for me to reach, then he ran away:)
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Akronn
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 13:16 Post subject:
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Plastic picket fence?
GAH, do they have any pink flamingoes too? Or perhaps a gaudy statue of David centering a water fountain in the yard?
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 13:25 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | Plastic picket fence?
GAH, do they have any pink flamingoes too? Or perhaps a gaudy statue of David centering a water fountain in the yard? |
Actually it is vinyl and looks like this. It is easy to clean and stays very white never needing paint, but it is expensive. Its also very flimsy, they pulled it apart easlily. I like wood myself and would never get the vinyl, but a lot of ppl here on the island have it now.
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Akronn
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 13:31 Post subject:
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I never see vinyl fences, maybe they're not recommended with our weather or something. All the new subdivisions (like my parents') have wrought-iron fences. Kids don't mess with those.
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Paco
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 13:45 Post subject:
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Score one for the Gipper.
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Yabden
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 13:53 Post subject:
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PVC fence is very expensive as my dad sells and installs it. We own a fence company and that fence is not for cheapskates. That aluminum fence is pretty expensive also. Jerith is the most popular brand and the brand we carry.
Also don't stereotype all teenagers, I still have some respect for old people and wouldnt f**k anybodies property up.
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Regan
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 15:16 Post subject:
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Betcha he turns in the one who got away to save his own sorry ass some of the whoopen it's gonna get 
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Neone
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 15:17 Post subject:
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its not your age, its your maturity, its just that most teenagers are not mature, and they dont have to be since they are still under their parents wing, i know very few 'young adults' that aren't still kids.
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Posted: 04/10/04 - 21:02 Post subject:
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| Regan wrote: | | Betcha he turns in the one who got away to save his own sorry ass some of the whoopen it's gonna get |
Shit, the punk gave up his pal before the cops came. On top of that, today, when I came home there was a piece of paper from the cop inside my screen door. It was a list of the parents names, the kids names, phone numbers, and the addresses of all involved. If they come back and s***w with me, I know where to get even:)
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