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Zapper
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1512
Location: Connecticut
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 Posted: 10/31/03 - 18:40 Post subject: Friggin Trick or treaters
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These kids are way too friggin polite. Whne I used to live in my apartment they used to lunge at the candy pot. Now in my new neighborhood they are all polite and say trick or treat please, and take 1 candy each =) then say thank you.
thant is all. No kids in the last 20 mins tho
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Banzai
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 18:41 Post subject:
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perhaps the corpse in front of your door is keeping them in line
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Zapper
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Connecticut
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 18:43 Post subject:
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I just hung up a kid on my tree and placed a sign around his neck saying this is what happened to the last candy hog
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Banzai
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 18:46 Post subject:
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Fill the kid with candy and tell the trick or treaters he is a pinata, then bust out a baseball bat, and with a crazy look in your eyes beat the stuffing out of the corspe while laughing the whole time and singing "here is your candy children of GOD!"
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Zapper
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Connecticut
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 18:48 Post subject:
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I have to let it rot a little first so that it bloats
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Banzai
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 18:48 Post subject:
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You sir, are a true artist.
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Zapper
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1512
Location: Connecticut
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 18:49 Post subject:
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/bow
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Silvermouse
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 20:11 Post subject:
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In these dangerous times you can't even s****h kids on Halloween anymore. Parents sit in their cars or on the curb like hawks watching over Little Precious as he runs up to the porch.
Why, when I was a kid I was snatched 5 times in 7 Halloweens. You haven't lived until you've seen two perverts brawling in the road over me as I wait patiently in the van! I did see alot of the country, though...I wonder if my parents are dead. And if so, do I get to loot anything?? pst
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compusmack
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 22:14 Post subject: Re: Friggin Trick or treaters
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| Zapper wrote: | These kids are way too friggin polite. Whne I used to live in my apartment they used to lunge at the candy pot. Now in my new neighborhood they are all polite and say trick or treat please, and take 1 candy each =) then say thank you.
thant is all. No kids in the last 20 mins tho |
Most kids were pretty polite. I had a few that just stared at me with the bag open, not a word out of them or a thank you.
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Finigan
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3817
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 01:11 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | In these dangerous times you can't even s****h kids on Halloween anymore. Parents sit in their cars or on the curb like hawks watching over Little Precious as he runs up to the porch.
Why, when I was a kid I was snatched 5 times in 7 Halloweens. You haven't lived until you've seen two perverts brawling in the road over me as I wait patiently in the van! I did see alot of the country, though...I wonder if my parents are dead. And if so, do I get to loot anything?? pst |
I love you.
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 01:59 Post subject:
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i remember my dad cancelled haloween once on our street, he sent a notice that there were burglars and kidnappers prowling our neighborhood, he told me the year after he was just trying to see how much people take fliers posted on trees and poles seriously, no f*****g trick or treaters, and nobody willing to open their door that haloween, my dad pulled it off.
he's such an a*****e, i never forgave him, but do credit him with actually doing something most people wouln't think of
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themy
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 02:50 Post subject:
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kids i saw were all really polite aswell, only one candy even though we wanted them to take three and always said thank you lol
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Tinladar
Sir Postalot
Joined: 03 Jan 2003
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 10:27 Post subject:
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This is why i would hand out candy...
They would normally only take one, but i tossed 3-4 into their pail every time =p
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Fanelien
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Joined: 18 Jul 2003
Posts: 2187
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 10:48 Post subject:
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p*****s, you people need to start beating the kids like Nemo and I.
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