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Paden
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 Posted: 05/21/04 - 00:08 Post subject: Friends weird Request
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So my friend Justin collapsed a lung the other day and it has a hole in it now. So he is in the hospital about to undergo surgery. Me and muh friend Mike go to see him tonight around 8:40pm and he has a tube ran through his side to his lung. He is surprised to see us and all and we talk for awail.
His request is for us to go rent him a porn movie.....
We get back around 9:10pm with a porn from movie gallery (can't remember name)
So we all sit and watch it. 12 people total a few girls and a few guys. His nurse comes in and is all like wow never seen this before.
We dub our selves the Porn Commentary Society.
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 05/21/04 - 00:18 Post subject:
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hahahah !!! nice shit ! did you guys master the bate ?!?!?!?!? you should !
Hope your friend gets better.. how did that happen anyhow ?
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Paden
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Joined: 23 Oct 2002
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Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 05/21/04 - 00:20 Post subject:
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Not sure his Doctor told him its because he is tall and skinny.
I think it was his almost 2 pack aday smoking.
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Mental_Hernia
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Location: Texas
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Posted: 05/21/04 - 00:52 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | Not sure his Doctor told him its because he is tall and skinny.
I think it was his almost 2 pack aday smoking. |
Hmmm, which of those two reasons sounds more likely...
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Sasa
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Posted: 05/21/04 - 00:54 Post subject:
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The first one! Cuz heavy guys don't have health problems and skinny guys do!
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Gethy
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 05/21/04 - 02:00 Post subject:
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f*****g Christ, I don't know how many things are wrong with this thread, and I really don't even want to.
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atarom
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 05/21/04 - 07:01 Post subject:
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i know a guy who totally had his lung collapse on him one time and he's wicked cool but i think he thinks he doesnt really like me like he's jealous or something but maybe he thinks i'm cool or maybe he's insecure or something, but he's rad
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Paco
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 05/21/04 - 07:08 Post subject:
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I hope that he picks right back up where he left off. Don't let that deter him from getting right back in the saddle!!
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 05/21/04 - 19:13 Post subject:
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Am I the only one who never felt the need to watch porn with my friends? What is the point? It isn't like you'll be f*****g them afterwards, right? Right?!
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 05/21/04 - 19:17 Post subject:
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W T F
Last edited by Bait Masterson on 05/21/04 - 19:18; edited 1 time in total
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 05/21/04 - 19:18 Post subject:
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I dont understand the whole idea about "Porn Movie" pron should be like cartoons, it should last about 5-10 mins TOPS, because heaven knows 99% of all porn viewers are done watching after the first ten minutes.
/throws away the tissue, turns off the movie and goes to wash his hands
Love,
Bait.
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Paden
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Posted: 05/21/04 - 19:30 Post subject:
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I'm still not sure what the idea was.
It's not like we were all j*********f/fingering ourselves.
We just watched it and made comments.
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Ciladar
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Posted: 05/21/04 - 19:56 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Am I the only one who never felt the need to watch porn with my friends? What is the point? It isn't like you'll be f*****g them afterwards, right? Right?! |
Porn should be a solo sport
If your watching it with a group of your guys friends, thats just a tad bit odd...
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Paden
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Posted: 05/21/04 - 20:18 Post subject:
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| Ciladar wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Am I the only one who never felt the need to watch porn with my friends? What is the point? It isn't like you'll be f*****g them afterwards, right? Right?! |
Porn should be a solo sport
If your watching it with a group of your guys friends, thats just a tad bit odd... |
there were girls there doH!
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Tura
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Posted: 05/22/04 - 02:27 Post subject:
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| Gethy wrote: | | I don't know how many things are wrong with this thread, and I really don't even want to. |
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Nahualli
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Posted: 05/22/04 - 04:49 Post subject:
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | I dont understand the whole idea about "Porn Movie" pron should be like cartoons, it should last about 5-10 mins TOPS, because heaven knows 99% of all porn viewers are done watching after the first ten minutes.
/throws away the tissue, turns off the movie and goes to wash his hands
Love,
Bait. |
A-f*****g-men
-Nah-
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 05/22/04 - 06:48 Post subject:
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It really depends what type of porn you're watching.
Softcore playboy style porn you can watch with the whole family (except grandma, because of her weak heart and plastic hip), it's the really freaky shit you keep in a password protected folder on a dvd-rw hidden underneath your underwear drawer.
Oh, and gay porn is far more entertaining to watch when you have a bunch of straight friends around.
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atarom
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Posted: 05/22/04 - 07:13 Post subject:
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"Big Gay Boat Party" is one of my favorite movies ever, followed by "Ramming Speed" and "Logjammers"
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Aviger
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Posted: 05/22/04 - 07:18 Post subject:
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I don't watch porn
i enjoy Erotica.....
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 05/22/04 - 17:21 Post subject:
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| Aluaeia wrote: | It really depends what type of porn you're watching.
Softcore playboy style porn you can watch with the whole family (except grandma, because of her weak heart and plastic hip), it's the really freaky shit you keep in a password protected folder on a dvd-rw hidden underneath your underwear drawer.
Oh, and gay porn is far more entertaining to watch when you have a bunch of straight friends around. |
I have many such dvds like that with such classics as "Naked Russian Cobbler Boys Under 13" and "Naked Russian Cobbler Boys Under 13: Part 7"
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 05/22/04 - 18:54 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Aluaeia wrote: | It really depends what type of porn you're watching.
Softcore playboy style porn you can watch with the whole family (except grandma, because of her weak heart and plastic hip), it's the really freaky shit you keep in a password protected folder on a dvd-rw hidden underneath your underwear drawer.
Oh, and gay porn is far more entertaining to watch when you have a bunch of straight friends around. |
I have many such dvds like that with such classics as "Naked Russian Cobbler Boys Under 13" and "Naked Russian Cobbler Boys Under 13: Part 7" |
You don't have "Chinese Orphanage Orgy: Part 12"?
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Ikkan
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Posted: 05/22/04 - 19:56 Post subject:
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The best one ever, "Grandma's First Inter-Racial g******g"
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 05/22/04 - 19:57 Post subject:
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| Aluaeia wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Aluaeia wrote: | It really depends what type of porn you're watching.
Softcore playboy style porn you can watch with the whole family (except grandma, because of her weak heart and plastic hip), it's the really freaky shit you keep in a password protected folder on a dvd-rw hidden underneath your underwear drawer.
Oh, and gay porn is far more entertaining to watch when you have a bunch of straight friends around. |
I have many such dvds like that with such classics as "Naked Russian Cobbler Boys Under 13" and "Naked Russian Cobbler Boys Under 13: Part 7" |
You don't have "Chinese Orphanage Orgy: Part 12"? |
I stopped on those after 9. They just didn't have the magic anymore.
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Xion
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Posted: 05/23/04 - 00:44 Post subject:
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that's hillarious, haha
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