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Paco
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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 Posted: 04/06/04 - 13:06 Post subject: Frashii Humor!!
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ALASKA HUMOR
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The day after losing his wife in a diving accident, a man answered his
door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some
information about your wife."
"Tell me! Did you find her?" the man cried.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my god!" said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Swallowing hard, he
asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had three five-pound
king crabs and a half-dozen good size Dungeness crabs on her."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the
great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning!"
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 04/06/04 - 13:11 Post subject:
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oh man. that one is actually funny!
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compusmack
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/06/04 - 13:21 Post subject:
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yummy!
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Alerik
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 04/06/04 - 13:22 Post subject:
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haha
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Frashii
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1338
Location: Anchorage, AK
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Posted: 04/06/04 - 15:18 Post subject:
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hahaha
Heard similar before... good one 
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wellspoken
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Posted: 04/06/04 - 15:36 Post subject:
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haha
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Posted: 04/06/04 - 17:04 Post subject:
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A while back this kid from Brooklyn was swimming in a canal and was having trouble. So, his friend jumped in to help him get out. Well it turns out the first kid who fell in, got out, and the supposed rescuer drowned. On top of that, they could not find him for a few days.
I saw him in the morgue after they found him. I was there to identify a body from a separate incident.
The horseshoe crabs and snapping turtles ate his face, genitals, underarms and all the thin skin on the inside of his arms and legs. It was one of the few times I saw the staff acting somber. Most times they would be cracking jokes and goofing around with the flesh puppets. Not that time.
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NickPSH
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Posted: 04/06/04 - 17:19 Post subject:
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God I can just picture you telling a kindergarten class about that hahahah
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