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Docter
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 Posted: 07/26/05 - 22:43 Post subject: For your enjoyment
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Andrew Dice Clay
| Quote: | Little Boy Blue
He needed the money
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girl friends eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie f****d that one-eyed s**t
Old King Cole was a merry old soul
A merry old soul was he
He chewed off his tit, ate his own shit
Washed it down with some tea
Roll, roll, roll your c**t
Gently down my p***k
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Then you'll suck my d**k
Hickory dickory dock
Some chick was sucking my c**k
The clock struck two, I dropped my goo
I dumped the b***h on the next block.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That f****n' Huar.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that p***y it's so damn hairy
Littly Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider,
Sat down beside her, And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, b***h?"
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her dog a bone
She bent over,
Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored those flabby tits
And licked her a*****e clean
Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
Your mother's a w***e
I ain't your pop
Little Bo Peep f****d her sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once but twice
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
f****d her ass and went to bed
Little jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie
He shit pepperoni, blew his friend Tony
And wiped his mouth on his tie
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Shine upn the parking lot
As I eat my girl friends t**t
Three blind mice, see how they run
Where the f**k are they going?
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe
Suck my d**k and swallow slow
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his f****n' d**k
GWEEBUCKADEE!!!
There was an old lady
Lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out
Patty cake, patty cake
Baker's man
If your chick's on her period
f**k her in the can
Mary had a little lamb
She kept in her backyard
When she took her panties off
His wooley d**k got hard
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
That's more than my lazy wife does
That fat, f****n' smelly babboon
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray,
The guy that f****d her ass
Rub a Dub Dub
Three men in a tub
Faggots have threesomes, too
So f****n' what
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I f****d your mother's ass
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Frehya
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Posted: 07/26/05 - 22:46 Post subject:
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classy stuff!
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ATM Banana
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Posts: 8575
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Posted: 07/26/05 - 22:49 Post subject:
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wreaks of sweaty balls
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kireol
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Joined: 02 Aug 2003
Posts: 9517
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Posted: 07/26/05 - 22:50 Post subject:
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i tried finding this on MP3 a few months back. no go. 
the dice man cometh has most of them
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motherface
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Joined: 12 Mar 2003
Posts: 3407
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Posted: 07/26/05 - 23:13 Post subject:
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To the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock"
Stroke a my, lick a my, suck a my c**k. It's the first time for you, so here's what you do. Unzip me and strip me, and show me you care. Don't go ripping out my pubic hair. Reach for my, grab for my, pull out my c**k. You can do it with ease, just get on your knees. Start licking and slurping, my d**k will get firm. Soon you'll be tasting sperm..."
http://www.x3x.biz/?page=humor has it
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Booker
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 2562
Location: Corvallis, Oregon
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Posted: 07/27/05 - 01:54 Post subject:
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ahhh this thread gave me a good laugh...
thank you.
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wellspoken
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Posts: 7137
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Posted: 07/27/05 - 02:05 Post subject:
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ATM Banana
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Posts: 8575
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Posted: 07/27/05 - 02:13 Post subject:
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his head fell off!
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Booker
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Location: Corvallis, Oregon
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Posted: 07/27/05 - 02:14 Post subject:
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how about this one?
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 07/27/05 - 02:16 Post subject:
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that lady appears when least warranted during the few times I glance at the tv.
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