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Overon
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Silvermouse
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 07/16/04 - 13:47 Post subject:
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| EvilDunn wrote: | | Confused wrote: | | EvilDunn wrote: | | Celestra, are you really pregnant with WheresNWS' child? I find this turn of events fascinating yet apalling. |
Condoms only work 97% of the time.  |
If you were in an Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, 3rd Edition, campaign with a paladin and a sorceress you might find yourself thinking how unlikely 3% is to happen. Well, sir, just imagine rolling and 20-sided die until the #20 lands face-up. That sure is close enough. I hope this analogy sinks in to your "Game-addled" brain, buddy-boy.
Young man, I gather you have learned your lesson by now. You don't roll the dice with others' lives! No, sir. Now you have to be a big boy and step up to the challenge of adulthood.
Are you man enough to raise Celestra's ill-begotten child of lust? Can you take her higher? To the place where eagles soar? Can you hold her heart gently, yet firmly, and soothe the worries from her mind? From her sweet, sweet mind? Can you? |
Actually, you can use two 10-sided die as percentiles and roll until you get 97-00! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Banzai
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Posted: 07/16/04 - 13:55 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | EvilDunn wrote: | | Confused wrote: | | EvilDunn wrote: | | Celestra, are you really pregnant with WheresNWS' child? I find this turn of events fascinating yet apalling. |
Condoms only work 97% of the time. |
If you were in an Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, 3rd Edition, campaign with a paladin and a sorceress you might find yourself thinking how unlikely 3% is to happen. Well, sir, just imagine rolling and 20-sided die until the #20 lands face-up. That sure is close enough. I hope this analogy sinks in to your "Game-addled" brain, buddy-boy.
Young man, I gather you have learned your lesson by now. You don't roll the dice with others' lives! No, sir. Now you have to be a big boy and step up to the challenge of adulthood.
Are you man enough to raise Celestra's ill-begotten child of lust? Can you take her higher? To the place where eagles soar? Can you hold her heart gently, yet firmly, and soothe the worries from her mind? From her sweet, sweet mind? Can you? |
Actually, you can use two 10-sided die as percentiles and roll until you get 97-00! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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EvilDunn
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Joined: 12 Jul 2004
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Location: Paco's Party Pad
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Posted: 07/16/04 - 14:18 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Actually, you can use two 10-sided die as percentiles and roll until you get 97-00! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
You play with anything other than 20's and 6's?? pst
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 07/16/04 - 15:39 Post subject:
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| EvilDunn wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Actually, you can use two 10-sided die as percentiles and roll until you get 97-00! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
You play with anything other than 20's and 6's?? pst |
Bless you, we do! There are: 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 and 20 sided dice that we use. The 4-sided are like triangles.
But judge not, lucky friends! I'm not one of those gigantic, intraverted snot-dribbling D&D rejects that you're used to, reciting rules from heart, wearing dragon t-shirts and constantly quoting Monty Python like rejects a generation past.
I refrain from using the word "n**d", because everyone is a n**d for something. Minion is an anime n**d, Paden is a pigs-n-slop n**d, I a trading-children-for-other-sellable-commodities n**d, etc.
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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Posted: 07/16/04 - 17:41 Post subject:
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after reading that post i forgot what the thread was about.
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