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Occulis
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 Posted: 05/30/03 - 19:02 Post subject: First sign (noticed by you) of a psycho girlfriend
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You know em. You love em (for a while). But, before you know it, they're spray-painting "rapist" on your fathers car and stuffing your mailbox full of dogshit - getting you arrested at work on false charges and generally being a pain in the butt.
How do you identify the psychos before they unleash their rage on you?
Here are a few events I note:
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* You open car door for her, she gets in passenger seat and fixes her makeup instead of unlocking your door for you.
* Wants **** on first date
* Doesn't masturbate
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* She has a lot of guy friends
* She hates other women
* She tells an anecdote about withholding **** from a previous husband or boyfriend until he behaved properly.
* Has more than 1 picture of her online, in any format, for any reason.
* Has no job, no degree, isn't looking for one, but doesn't live with her parents.
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Frostkiss
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Joined: 20 Oct 2002
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Posted: 05/30/03 - 19:19 Post subject:
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rofl!
How about a list to recognize a psycho boyfriend?!
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 05/30/03 - 19:37 Post subject:
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tell me about it... shit , I almost got in a fight with this huge black guy that was on my football varsity team because of my ex-girlfriend. Stupid b***h needs to move on ....
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sinrakin
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Posted: 05/30/03 - 19:42 Post subject:
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Tells you she spent a year in a treatment center for anorexia, followed by a year in a Buddhist monastary, followed by training to become a nun. Insists on **** immediately after the first date (which was brunch). Alternates between being incredibly clingy and outrageously abusive on alternate evenings. Emails you quotations from the Apocalypse when she's mad. Most frequent comment during **** is "bite me harder". Tells you women in her family have early menopause and she needs to have children as soon as possible.
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Xion
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: 05/30/03 - 19:47 Post subject:
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If your girlfriend has to masturbate, you're not doing your job
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Kurel
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1877
Location: Cali
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Posted: 05/30/03 - 19:48 Post subject:
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No, maturbation is normal during a healthy relationship. If a woman doesn't masturbate period, she does have issues.
It's a way for them to "find themselves" or something. I don't know, I heard it when I was half asleep and Dr. Phil was on I think.
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Minion
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Joined: 29 Apr 2003
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Location: The Ghetto
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Posted: 05/30/03 - 20:12 Post subject: Re: First sign (noticed by you) of a psycho girlfriend
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| Dunn wrote: | You know em. You love em (for a while). But, before you know it, they're spray-painting "rapist" on your fathers car and stuffing your mailbox full of dogshit - getting you arrested at work on false charges and generally being a pain in the butt.
How do you identify the psychos before they unleash their rage on you?
Here are a few events I note:
-- Minor --
* You open car door for her, she gets in passenger seat and fixes her makeup instead of unlocking your door for you.
* Wants **** on first date
* Doesn't masturbate
-- Major --
* She has a lot of guy friends
* She hates other women
* She tells an anecdote about withholding **** from a previous husband or boyfriend until he behaved properly.
* Has more than 1 picture of her online, in any format, for any reason.
* Has no job, no degree, isn't looking for one, but doesn't live with her parents. |
* She cuts off your penis while you are sleeping then hurls it out of a moving car into a corn field.
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Aenthi
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Joined: 09 Jan 2003
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Posted: 05/31/03 - 14:30 Post subject:
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| Kurel wrote: | No, maturbation is normal during a healthy relationship. If a woman doesn't masturbate period, she does have issues.
It's a way for them to "find themselves" or something. I don't know, I heard it when I was half asleep and Dr. Phil was on I think. |
Find ourselves? It's not that complicated... we do it for the same reasons guys do.
That's a pretty funny list Dunn 
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gimpy
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Posted: 05/31/03 - 14:45 Post subject:
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| Aenthi wrote: | | Kurel wrote: | No, maturbation is normal during a healthy relationship. If a woman doesn't masturbate period, she does have issues.
It's a way for them to "find themselves" or something. I don't know, I heard it when I was half asleep and Dr. Phil was on I think. |
Find ourselves? It's not that complicated... we do it for the same reasons guys do.
That's a pretty funny list Dunn |
Good Job Aenthi. I love to see women who are not afraid of ****. I love to have debates with women like that. Makes life more intristing, not to mention educate me on the finer aspects of women 
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Xenden
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Posted: 05/31/03 - 14:46 Post subject:
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Did you know for every 10 minutes of masturbation, a woman burns approximately 100 calories?
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Ashwynd
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Posted: 05/31/03 - 15:21 Post subject:
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Here's one from personal experience. The girl tells me she wants to go our seperate ways when we go off to college, I get with a few girls (thank god she only knew about one), she tells all of her friends and my friends you cheated on her then calls you two days later and convinces you to try to work things out again, making you feel like the bad guy. Oh and then tells me she would have let me be her first if not for "cheating" on her. Stupid head games I swear.
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Bastard
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Posted: 05/31/03 - 15:47 Post subject:
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If i was a woman i would weigh about 10 pounds 
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 05/31/03 - 16:09 Post subject:
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yeah, but theres lik five more women gaining 700 calories each.
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kireol
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Posted: 05/31/03 - 19:29 Post subject:
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are either of these 2 psycho?
1st one. never actually ever met her IRL. just talked on the phone with her. she lives in chicago and i met her online when i lived there. Just got this IM from her today
god chris i really want to talk to you and play w/ you
your the only guy for me right now
but you dont talk to me
and i dont know if you even get these
Girl #2 sent me an email about a month ago. I showed it to Ashenor. We went on 1 date and she emailed me asking me if it's OK if she prints out my picture and puts it on her desk at work.
Either of those psycho?
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 05/31/03 - 19:39 Post subject:
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Kireol-
#1- Is Psycho beyond imagination.
#2- Uhh, defintetly not normal. Has some issues at the very least. She's still ok, but definetly need to proceed with caution.
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