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Posted: 03/29/05 - 12:32

kireol
Joined: 02 Aug 2003
Posts: 7529

Which way would you prefer to get off if you were just horny and wanted to c*m, snap your fingers and off ya go

Posted: 03/29/05 - 12:48

Paco
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12380

Don't worry dude, you'll get laid one of these days and find out what's best for you. Laughing

Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:05

kireol
Joined: 02 Aug 2003
Posts: 7529

Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:06

Confused
Joined: 08 Feb 2004
Posts: 6731

You left out a shoegasm...The orgasm you get when checking out a fine pair of prada shoes.

Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:10

kireol
Joined: 02 Aug 2003
Posts: 7529

And Volvo orgasm. where you thought you had purchased a manly car, and got a p***y b***h car instead. most likely because you still cant afford prada shoes.

<3

Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:14

Vekril
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 1684

Do you mean the actual feeling for the few seconds you are orgasming (for guys anyway), or the entire process of having sex/beating off/getting head?

One is the entire experience, the other is the intensity of each method of producing an orgasm.

Spoken like a true man, b******s are the best - you lay back, do no work, and get off!!

Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:16

Zwadrich
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 4389

oral for win

Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:18

Confused
Joined: 08 Feb 2004
Posts: 6731

kireol wrote:

And Volvo orgasm. where you thought you had purchased a manly car, and got a p***y b***h car instead. most likely because you still cant afford prada shoes.

<3

Are you referring to the same Volvo that did not make the top 10 cars for gays list in 2004?....unlike the ever-popular pickup truck.

btw, I was just looking at my credit card statement for last month. I spent enough on parking to buy a pair of Prada shoes. I'm sure I can't afford them though.

Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:18

kireol
Joined: 02 Aug 2003
Posts: 7529

Vekril wrote:

Do you mean the actual feeling for the few seconds you are orgasming (for guys anyway), or the entire process of having sex/beating off/getting head?

One is the entire experience, the other is the intensity of each method of producing an orgasm.

Spoken like a true man, b******s are the best - you lay back, do no work, and get off!!

i'm thinking entire process. you're right there's a difference.

Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:22

Galdaria
Joined: 06 Apr 2004
Posts: 3084

Oral for the win. Giving and receiving. Something about the power of getting a guy off is a turn on for me. I like being in control. Twisted Evil

Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:23

Qaldyin
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1347

Credit cards don't mean shit man, you don't have to afford it to charge it lolol.

Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:26

kireol
Joined: 02 Aug 2003
Posts: 7529

Confused wrote:

kireol wrote:

And Volvo orgasm. where you thought you had purchased a manly car, and got a p***y b***h car instead. most likely because you still cant afford prada shoes.

<3

Are you referring to the same Volvo that did not make the top 10 cars for gays list in 2004?....unlike the ever-popular pickup truck.

btw, I was just looking at my credit card statement for last month. I spent enough on parking to buy a pair of Prada shoes. I'm sure I can't afford them though.

You spent enough on parking? lol. HAHAHAH. nice argument.

and NO you are wrong.

I'm referring to THIS volvo

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.php?file=car.php&carnum=1923

In the United States, 54 per cent of all Volvo buyers are women and the percentage of female customers in Europe is growing steadily too.

you honestly think your b***h car is more manly than my Ram? LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:26

Confused
Joined: 08 Feb 2004
Posts: 6731

Qaldyin wrote:

Credit cards don't mean shit man, you don't have to afford it to charge it lolol.

I pay it in full every month. I like the miles. This month is double miles so I get about 15,000 miles. That's more than half a free plane ticket! I'm up to 5 1/2 free round-trip tickets now.

Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:30

Confused
Joined: 08 Feb 2004
Posts: 6731

kireol wrote:

Confused wrote:

kireol wrote:

And Volvo orgasm. where you thought you had purchased a manly car, and got a p***y b***h car instead. most likely because you still cant afford prada shoes.

<3

Are you referring to the same Volvo that did not make the top 10 cars for gays list in 2004?....unlike the ever-popular pickup truck.

btw, I was just looking at my credit card statement for last month. I spent enough on parking to buy a pair of Prada shoes. I'm sure I can't afford them though.

You spent enough on parking? lol. HAHAHAH. nice argument.

and NO you are wrong.

I'm referring to THIS volvo

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.php?file=car.php&carnum=1923

In the United States, 54 per cent of all Volvo buyers are women and the percentage of female customers in Europe is growing steadily too.

you honestly think your b***h car is more manly than my Ram? LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So an equivalent percentage of women who exist comprise the same percentage of those who purchase Volvo cars (exlluding trucks) makes it a "b***h car"? Whereas your car being amongst the top 10 purchased by gays makes it a "manly car"? LOL...sorry...I win that one by a landslide.

And yes, considering I paied more last month for parking my car kind of hints to you that I would have no problem buying a pair of Prada shoes. I could also afford a gold necklace that says "I'm a f*g", but I won't buy that for the same reason I won't buy Prada shoes.

Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:18

kireol
Joined: 02 Aug 2003
Posts: 7529

Confused wrote:

kireol wrote:

Confused wrote:

kireol wrote:

And Volvo orgasm. where you thought you had purchased a manly car, and got a p***y b***h car instead. most likely because you still cant afford prada shoes.

<3

Are you referring to the same Volvo that did not make the top 10 cars for gays list in 2004?....unlike the ever-popular pickup truck.

btw, I was just looking at my credit card statement for last month. I spent enough on parking to buy a pair of Prada shoes. I'm sure I can't afford them though.

You spent enough on parking? lol. HAHAHAH. nice argument.

and NO you are wrong.

I'm referring to THIS volvo

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.php?file=car.php&carnum=1923

In the United States, 54 per cent of all Volvo buyers are women and the percentage of female customers in Europe is growing steadily too.

you honestly think your b***h car is more manly than my Ram? LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So an equivalent percentage of women who exist comprise the same percentage of those who purchase Volvo cars (exlluding trucks) makes it a "b***h car"? Whereas your car being amongst the top 10 purchased by gays makes it a "manly car"? LOL...sorry...I win that one by a landslide.

And yes, considering I paied more last month for parking my car kind of hints to you that I would have no problem buying a pair of Prada shoes. I could also afford a gold necklace that says "I'm a f*g", but I won't buy that for the same reason I won't buy Prada shoes.

and i'm sure you can back all that up with data?! Rolling Eyes

Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:18

Frax
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8190

This is a fine example of typical realpoor thread de-evolution.

Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:22

principessa
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3112

Volvos and orgasms in the same sentence?
Something is very very wrong here .... LOL

Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:24

Galdaria
Joined: 06 Apr 2004
Posts: 3084

God damnit Confused and Kireol im trying to think of orgasms here. Your f*****g up the thread.

Kireol wears gay prada shoes and thinks this makes him more special in the eyes of women. He f***s fat girls at work.

Confused never shuts the f**k up, always has to have the last post, is the most annoying poster on RP and drives a p***y girl car.

Ok there, all sumed up for everyone.

Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:24

Spiritz
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1968

You can have orgasms in a Volvo...

Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:26

Confused
Joined: 08 Feb 2004
Posts: 6731

kireol wrote:

Confused wrote:

kireol wrote:

Confused wrote:

kireol wrote:

And Volvo orgasm. where you thought you had purchased a manly car, and got a p***y b***h car instead. most likely because you still cant afford prada shoes.

<3

Are you referring to the same Volvo that did not make the top 10 cars for gays list in 2004?....unlike the ever-popular pickup truck.

btw, I was just looking at my credit card statement for last month. I spent enough on parking to buy a pair of Prada shoes. I'm sure I can't afford them though.

You spent enough on parking? lol. HAHAHAH. nice argument.

and NO you are wrong.

I'm referring to THIS volvo

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.php?file=car.php&carnum=1923

In the United States, 54 per cent of all Volvo buyers are women and the percentage of female customers in Europe is growing steadily too.

you honestly think your b***h car is more manly than my Ram? LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So an equivalent percentage of women who exist comprise the same percentage of those who purchase Volvo cars (exlluding trucks) makes it a "b***h car"? Whereas your car being amongst the top 10 purchased by gays makes it a "manly car"? LOL...sorry...I win that one by a landslide.

And yes, considering I paied more last month for parking my car kind of hints to you that I would have no problem buying a pair of Prada shoes. I could also afford a gold necklace that says "I'm a f*g", but I won't buy that for the same reason I won't buy Prada shoes.

and i'm sure you can back all that up with data?! Rolling Eyes

I'm not obsessed enough with you to have saved the link that I previously posted. I think there were 3 pickups (maybe it was 2) in the top 10, along with 2 SUVs and the Jeep Wrangler (which was #1). No Volvos, because those are symbols of heterosexuality (basically family cars). Realpoor has search. Why don't you use it if you're that scared of your sexuality.

Saying that half of all people who buy Volvos are men (virtually all being heterosexual, I'm sure) pretty much works against your "b***h car" nonsense.