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kireol
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Which way would you prefer to get off if you were just horny and wanted to c*m, snap your fingers and off ya go
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Paco
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 12:48 Post subject:
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Don't worry dude, you'll get laid one of these days and find out what's best for you. 
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kireol
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Confused
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:06 Post subject:
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You left out a shoegasm...The orgasm you get when checking out a fine pair of prada shoes.
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kireol
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:10 Post subject:
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And Volvo orgasm. where you thought you had purchased a manly car, and got a p***y b***h car instead. most likely because you still cant afford prada shoes.
<3
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Vekril
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:14 Post subject:
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Do you mean the actual feeling for the few seconds you are orgasming (for guys anyway), or the entire process of having ****/beating off/getting head?
One is the entire experience, the other is the intensity of each method of producing an orgasm.
Spoken like a true man, b******s are the best - you lay back, do no work, and get off!!
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:16 Post subject:
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oral for win
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Confused
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:18 Post subject:
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| kireol wrote: | And Volvo orgasm. where you thought you had purchased a manly car, and got a p***y b***h car instead. most likely because you still cant afford prada shoes.
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Are you referring to the same Volvo that did not make the top 10 cars for gays list in 2004?....unlike the ever-popular pickup truck.
btw, I was just looking at my credit card statement for last month. I spent enough on parking to buy a pair of Prada shoes. I'm sure I can't afford them though.
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kireol
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:18 Post subject:
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| Vekril wrote: | Do you mean the actual feeling for the few seconds you are orgasming (for guys anyway), or the entire process of having ****/beating off/getting head?
One is the entire experience, the other is the intensity of each method of producing an orgasm.
Spoken like a true man, b******s are the best - you lay back, do no work, and get off!! |
i'm thinking entire process. you're right there's a difference.
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Galdaria
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:22 Post subject:
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Oral for the win. Giving and receiving. Something about the power of getting a guy off is a turn on for me. I like being in control. 
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Qaldyin
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:23 Post subject:
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Credit cards don't mean shit man, you don't have to afford it to charge it lolol.
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kireol
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:26 Post subject:
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| Confused wrote: | | kireol wrote: | And Volvo orgasm. where you thought you had purchased a manly car, and got a p***y b***h car instead. most likely because you still cant afford prada shoes.
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Are you referring to the same Volvo that did not make the top 10 cars for gays list in 2004?....unlike the ever-popular pickup truck.
btw, I was just looking at my credit card statement for last month. I spent enough on parking to buy a pair of Prada shoes. I'm sure I can't afford them though. |
You spent enough on parking? lol. HAHAHAH. nice argument.
and NO you are wrong.
I'm referring to THIS volvo
http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.php?file=car.php&carnum=1923
In the United States, 54 per cent of all Volvo buyers are women and the percentage of female customers in Europe is growing steadily too.
you honestly think your b***h car is more manly than my Ram? LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Confused
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:26 Post subject:
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| Qaldyin wrote: | | Credit cards don't mean shit man, you don't have to afford it to charge it lolol. |
I pay it in full every month. I like the miles. This month is double miles so I get about 15,000 miles. That's more than half a free plane ticket! I'm up to 5 1/2 free round-trip tickets now.
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Confused
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 13:30 Post subject:
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| kireol wrote: | | Confused wrote: | | kireol wrote: | And Volvo orgasm. where you thought you had purchased a manly car, and got a p***y b***h car instead. most likely because you still cant afford prada shoes.
<3 |
Are you referring to the same Volvo that did not make the top 10 cars for gays list in 2004?....unlike the ever-popular pickup truck.
btw, I was just looking at my credit card statement for last month. I spent enough on parking to buy a pair of Prada shoes. I'm sure I can't afford them though. |
You spent enough on parking? lol. HAHAHAH. nice argument.
and NO you are wrong.
I'm referring to THIS volvo
http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.php?file=car.php&carnum=1923
In the United States, 54 per cent of all Volvo buyers are women and the percentage of female customers in Europe is growing steadily too.
you honestly think your b***h car is more manly than my Ram? LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
So an equivalent percentage of women who exist comprise the same percentage of those who purchase Volvo cars (exlluding trucks) makes it a "b***h car"? Whereas your car being amongst the top 10 purchased by gays makes it a "manly car"? LOL...sorry...I win that one by a landslide.
And yes, considering I paied more last month for parking my car kind of hints to you that I would have no problem buying a pair of Prada shoes. I could also afford a gold necklace that says "I'm a f*g", but I won't buy that for the same reason I won't buy Prada shoes.
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kireol
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Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:18 Post subject:
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| Confused wrote: | | kireol wrote: | | Confused wrote: | | kireol wrote: | And Volvo orgasm. where you thought you had purchased a manly car, and got a p***y b***h car instead. most likely because you still cant afford prada shoes.
<3 |
Are you referring to the same Volvo that did not make the top 10 cars for gays list in 2004?....unlike the ever-popular pickup truck.
btw, I was just looking at my credit card statement for last month. I spent enough on parking to buy a pair of Prada shoes. I'm sure I can't afford them though. |
You spent enough on parking? lol. HAHAHAH. nice argument.
and NO you are wrong.
I'm referring to THIS volvo
http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.php?file=car.php&carnum=1923
In the United States, 54 per cent of all Volvo buyers are women and the percentage of female customers in Europe is growing steadily too.
you honestly think your b***h car is more manly than my Ram? LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
So an equivalent percentage of women who exist comprise the same percentage of those who purchase Volvo cars (exlluding trucks) makes it a "b***h car"? Whereas your car being amongst the top 10 purchased by gays makes it a "manly car"? LOL...sorry...I win that one by a landslide.
And yes, considering I paied more last month for parking my car kind of hints to you that I would have no problem buying a pair of Prada shoes. I could also afford a gold necklace that says "I'm a f*g", but I won't buy that for the same reason I won't buy Prada shoes. |
and i'm sure you can back all that up with data?! 
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Frax
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:18 Post subject:
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This is a fine example of typical realpoor thread de-evolution.
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principessa
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:22 Post subject:
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Volvos and orgasms in the same sentence?
Something is very very wrong here .... LOL
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Galdaria
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:24 Post subject:
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God damnit Confused and Kireol im trying to think of orgasms here. Your f*****g up the thread.
Kireol wears gay prada shoes and thinks this makes him more special in the eyes of women. He f***s fat girls at work.
Confused never shuts the f**k up, always has to have the last post, is the most annoying poster on RP and drives a p***y girl car.
Ok there, all sumed up for everyone.
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Spiritz
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:24 Post subject:
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You can have orgasms in a Volvo...
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Confused
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:26 Post subject:
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| kireol wrote: | | Confused wrote: | | kireol wrote: | | Confused wrote: | | kireol wrote: | And Volvo orgasm. where you thought you had purchased a manly car, and got a p***y b***h car instead. most likely because you still cant afford prada shoes.
<3 |
Are you referring to the same Volvo that did not make the top 10 cars for gays list in 2004?....unlike the ever-popular pickup truck.
btw, I was just looking at my credit card statement for last month. I spent enough on parking to buy a pair of Prada shoes. I'm sure I can't afford them though. |
You spent enough on parking? lol. HAHAHAH. nice argument.
and NO you are wrong.
I'm referring to THIS volvo
http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.php?file=car.php&carnum=1923
In the United States, 54 per cent of all Volvo buyers are women and the percentage of female customers in Europe is growing steadily too.
you honestly think your b***h car is more manly than my Ram? LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
So an equivalent percentage of women who exist comprise the same percentage of those who purchase Volvo cars (exlluding trucks) makes it a "b***h car"? Whereas your car being amongst the top 10 purchased by gays makes it a "manly car"? LOL...sorry...I win that one by a landslide.
And yes, considering I paied more last month for parking my car kind of hints to you that I would have no problem buying a pair of Prada shoes. I could also afford a gold necklace that says "I'm a f*g", but I won't buy that for the same reason I won't buy Prada shoes. |
and i'm sure you can back all that up with data?! |
I'm not obsessed enough with you to have saved the link that I previously posted. I think there were 3 pickups (maybe it was 2) in the top 10, along with 2 SUVs and the Jeep Wrangler (which was #1). No Volvos, because those are symbols of heterosexuality (basically family cars). Realpoor has search. Why don't you use it if you're that scared of your ****.
Saying that half of all people who buy Volvos are men (virtually all being heterosexual, I'm sure) pretty much works against your "b***h car" nonsense.
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Confused
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:28 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | God damnit Confused and Kireol im trying to think of orgasms here. Your f*****g up the thread.
Kireol wears gay prada shoes and thinks this makes him more special in the eyes of women. He f***s fat girls at work.
Confused never shuts the f**k up, always has to have the last post, is the most annoying poster on RP and drives a p***y girl car.
Ok there, all sumed up for everyone. |
You forgot to call yourself scabby.
last post!
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Spiritz
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:29 Post subject:
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Holy shit, you guys. Give it a rest. Orgasm talk with chicks and you guys go off and talk about cars and shit...
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Confused
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:31 Post subject:
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| Spiritz wrote: | | Holy shit, you guys. Give it a rest. Orgasm talk with chicks and you guys go off and talk about cars and shit... |
You need to get out more.
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:31 Post subject:
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When I pay the kids from the local junior high soccer team to p**s on my face, it feels better to open my mouth and catch it there. This helps to prevent most of it from going up my nose, which is very uncomfortable.
Also, last week when I paid Johnny and Derek to punch and kick me while dunking my head in the toilet I had to wear one of those nose clogger things, because when the water gets up my nose it causes me to choke and caugh. And that's just no fun.
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Galdaria
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:31 Post subject:
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| Confused wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | God damnit Confused and Kireol im trying to think of orgasms here. Your f*****g up the thread.
Kireol wears gay prada shoes and thinks this makes him more special in the eyes of women. He f***s fat girls at work.
Confused never shuts the f**k up, always has to have the last post, is the most annoying poster on RP and drives a p***y girl car.
Ok there, all sumed up for everyone. |
You forgot to call yourself scabby.
last post! |
You know whats really funny. I post like 5 pics of myself and the only thing people can find to dis on is that i have some scars on my legs from mtn biking. Personally I find that pretty cool. You guys are the most brutal on earth and thats all you can find about me thats negative. I f*****g rule. =P
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Paco
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:33 Post subject:
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Ok, let's change directions:
Gald, peanut butter and your dog does not count.
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Confused
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:34 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | | Confused wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | God damnit Confused and Kireol im trying to think of orgasms here. Your f*****g up the thread.
Kireol wears gay prada shoes and thinks this makes him more special in the eyes of women. He f***s fat girls at work.
Confused never shuts the f**k up, always has to have the last post, is the most annoying poster on RP and drives a p***y girl car.
Ok there, all sumed up for everyone. |
You forgot to call yourself scabby.
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You know whats really funny. I post like 5 pics of myself and the only thing people can find to dis on is that i have some scars on my legs from mtn biking. Personally I find that pretty cool. You guys are the most brutal on earth and thats all you can find about me thats negative. I f*****g rule. =P |
I've never seen your pic. I just see people calling you scabby all the time. Where is it?
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Paco
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:36 Post subject:
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She's too much of a p***y to post a recent pic, so the "older" pics are unconfirmable.
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Galdaria
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:38 Post subject:
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| Confused wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | | Confused wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | God damnit Confused and Kireol im trying to think of orgasms here. Your f*****g up the thread.
Kireol wears gay prada shoes and thinks this makes him more special in the eyes of women. He f***s fat girls at work.
Confused never shuts the f**k up, always has to have the last post, is the most annoying poster on RP and drives a p***y girl car.
Ok there, all sumed up for everyone. |
You forgot to call yourself scabby.
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You know whats really funny. I post like 5 pics of myself and the only thing people can find to dis on is that i have some scars on my legs from mtn biking. Personally I find that pretty cool. You guys are the most brutal on earth and thats all you can find about me thats negative. I f*****g rule. =P |
I've never seen your pic. I just see people calling you scabby all the time. Where is it? |
ROFL what happened to "last post"? See, I rest my case. You can never ever just shut the f**k up.
I dunno where my pics are...some post from forever ago they never made it to the pics post.
LOL damnit when I told you about my dog you promised it would stay between us. I hate you die.
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Confused
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Posted: 03/29/05 - 14:39 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | | Confused wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | | Confused wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | God damnit Confused and Kireol im trying to think of orgasms here. Your f*****g up the thread.
Kireol wears gay prada shoes and thinks this makes him more special in the eyes of women. He f***s fat girls at work.
Confused never shuts the f**k up, always has to have the last post, is the most annoying poster on RP and drives a p***y girl car.
Ok there, all sumed up for everyone. |
You forgot to call yourself scabby.
last post! |
You know whats really funny. I post like 5 pics of myself and the only thing people can find to dis on is that i have some scars on my legs from mtn biking. Personally I find that pretty cool. You guys are the most brutal on earth and thats all you can find about me thats negative. I f*****g rule. =P |
I've never seen your pic. I just see people calling you scabby all the time. Where is it? |
ROFL what happened to "last post"? See, I rest my case. You can never ever just shut the f**k up.
I dunno where my pics are...some post from forever ago they never made it to the pics post.
LOL damnit when I told you about my dog you promised it would stay between us. I hate you die. |
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