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Xion
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2117
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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| Mental_Hernia wrote: | | Eduin wrote: | | Shadwell wrote: | "My cats breath smells like catfood."
and that classic one umm...
"Me failing english? Thats unpossible." Or how he say it hehe |
You mean "My cat's breath smells of pee pee" ?
Regards,
Eduin |
WRONG
d*****s
"My cat's breath smells like cat food " |
gotta back mental up here. you're wrong eduin...and you're a dumb ass.
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Shadwell
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 293
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Posted: 03/31/03 - 11:52 Post subject:
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More!
"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
"My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owwies."
"My knob tastes funny."
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
"Help! She's touching my special area!"
"And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey."
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sinrakin
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 7044
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Posted: 03/31/03 - 11:56 Post subject:
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| Shadwell wrote: | | "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!" |
Haha, that owns 
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Shadwell
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 293
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eqchanter
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 04 Dec 2002
Posts: 1544
Location: tennessee
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Posted: 03/31/03 - 17:30 Post subject:
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somebody took my juice money
i ated the purple berries
mr simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy
and when the doctor said i didnt have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.
so. you like.... stuff?
im learnding
thr doctor said i wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger out of there
http://www.jamsandwhich.com/ralph.html
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Goraz
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3736
Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: 03/31/03 - 17:36 Post subject:
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the best quote ever.
f**k you
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Goraz
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3736
Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: 03/31/03 - 17:36 Post subject:
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the best quote ever.
f**k you
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Goraz
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3736
Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: 03/31/03 - 17:36 Post subject:
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that quote is so f*****g good it had to be posted twice.
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 03/31/03 - 17:47 Post subject:
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| Goraz wrote: | the best quote ever.
f**k you |
| Goraz wrote: | the best quote ever.
f**k you |
| Goraz wrote: | | that quote is so f*****g good it had to be posted twice. |
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Luturb
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 4042
Location: Livermore, California
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Posted: 03/31/03 - 18:29 Post subject:
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"Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove."
"Hi, Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!"
Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."
And the best one...
"This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."
"That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!"
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Xenden
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 08 Jan 2003
Posts: 1532
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Posted: 03/31/03 - 20:15 Post subject:
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He's a fairy alright.
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Brael
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2122
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Posted: 03/31/03 - 22:02 Post subject:
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I believe it was "Im not allowed to turn on the microwave" Luturb
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Luturb
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 4042
Location: Livermore, California
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Posted: 04/01/03 - 11:19 Post subject:
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You could be right, but I just cut and pasted it from that simpson's archive page.
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eqchanter
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 04 Dec 2002
Posts: 1544
Location: tennessee
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Posted: 04/01/03 - 14:10 Post subject:
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nah its stove
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kemble
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 1909
Location: MI
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Yabden
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 2485
Location: Ohio
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:48 Post subject:
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"When I grow up I want to be a principal, or a catapillar. I love you principal Skinner."
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Xion
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2117
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 18:34 Post subject:
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.
After the damn breaks and wave of water washes through the city
"I think I wet my bed"
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Verdeloth
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 343
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Posted: 05/13/03 - 01:02 Post subject:
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The funniest thing i've seen him do was...
Laugh his ass of at the mailbox flag when it was up, then when he put it back down he was all sad, then he put it back up and started laughing his ass off againg.
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Phluffheadd
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 130
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Posted: 05/13/03 - 21:42 Post subject:
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"When I grow up I want to be a principal...... or a caterpillar"
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eth
Luke Warm
Joined: 20 Oct 2002
Posts: 137
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Posted: 05/13/03 - 22:00 Post subject:
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poop
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