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Jinu
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 Posted: 01/13/04 - 15:16 Post subject: Farting in elevators
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Ever done it? Ever got caught?
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 15:17 Post subject:
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I've done it but i dont think i've ever been caught.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 15:19 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | http://www.vigormortis.net/images/art/buy-internet.jpg |
Is that supposed to be funny? It's not.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 15:21 Post subject:
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Oh nos! Some random shithead doesn't think an image on the internet is funny! Oh god!
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 15:25 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | Oh nos! Some random shithead doesn't think an image on the internet is funny! Oh god! |
You're obviously quite impressed with it, you've posted it twice now today and made its source picture your avatar.
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Jinu
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2396
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 15:36 Post subject:
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I got caught this morning by the most gorgeous Armenian chick ever :/
Long raven black hair with a figure like an hourglass.
And anyway, who the f**k goes down at 9:30 in the morning?
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Banzai
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 15:38 Post subject:
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I like to fart but get out before anyone else get's in so the next person who gets in is nt only the proude recipiant of my gift but the person after that person thinks it was the first guy who farted!
good times
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8752
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 15:46 Post subject:
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Don't recall if I ever got caught in an elevator. My favorite episode in a public place though was the checkout lane at Target when I let a really loud one fly and it stunk horribly. The cashier sooo busted me, I couldn't keep a straight face.
Poor girl, she had to work in the stink. 
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Jakanden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 5334
Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 15:48 Post subject:
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Dont think ive ever been caught - but perhaps someone was just polite and didnt let me know =)
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Spitulski
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 4344
Location: Washington
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 15:50 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | Oh nos! Some random shithead doesn't think an image on the internet is funny! Oh god! |
Not just some random shithead...
The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts
Many scientists can't quite figure out how the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts finds time to respond to every single thread while still being able to eat and sleep. In addition to being able to post his opinions on every single topic that enters the forum or newsgroup, the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts is able to insult all newbies and people with less posts than him (ie, everybody else). You see, a true measurement of how cool you are can be linked to your bulk number of posts, not the quality of those posts. Plus, nothing says "hip dude" quite like somebody who spends all their day refreshing a forum page and posting one-line replies just so they can watch their post count increase.
EXAMPLES. The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts will post the following messages:
Counter-Strike forum: "Oh great, another NEWBIE IDIOT."
Star Trek forum: "LOL"
Honda Civic forums: "Sure. : )"
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eqchanter
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Joined: 04 Dec 2002
Posts: 1543
Location: tennessee
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 17:05 Post subject:
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In addition to farting in the elevator on the way out I like to also press all the buttons. That way if they have something heavy they don't want to carry up a few flights of stairs they have to deal with the lingering fart for a few stops.
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 17:07 Post subject:
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| Spitulski wrote: | | Occulis wrote: | | Oh nos! Some random shithead doesn't think an image on the internet is funny! Oh god! |
Not just some random shithead...
The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts
Many scientists can't quite figure out how the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts finds time to respond to every single thread while still being able to eat and sleep. In addition to being able to post his opinions on every single topic that enters the forum or newsgroup, the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts is able to insult all newbies and people with less posts than him (ie, everybody else). You see, a true measurement of how cool you are can be linked to your bulk number of posts, not the quality of those posts. Plus, nothing says "hip dude" quite like somebody who spends all their day refreshing a forum page and posting one-line replies just so they can watch their post count increase.
EXAMPLES. The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts will post the following messages:
Counter-Strike forum: "Oh great, another NEWBIE IDIOT."
Star Trek forum: "LOL"
Honda Civic forums: "Sure. : )"
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Syke
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 2976
Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 17:09 Post subject:
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I'm too afraid to fart on the elevator....
I also agree with Jinu...wtf goes down the elevator at 9:30? :O
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Spitulski
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Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 4344
Location: Washington
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 17:16 Post subject:
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Not worth voting in, which further proves the point that you're just farming posts and making fun of people. Win!~
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Uglarbashdemgud
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 3245
Location: Riding on 2 wheels, One at a time.
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 19:53 Post subject:
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Lisapants,
No clue who you are - but welcome to Realpoor. I must say you are hot. Wanna Cyber sometime?
*kidding of course*
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Lisapants
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Joined: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 36
Location: Ottawa, Ontario
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 19:56 Post subject:
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Thanks very much, and no thanks on the cybering. But it was nice of you to ask I guess.
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Uglarbashdemgud
RealPoor Guru
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Posts: 3245
Location: Riding on 2 wheels, One at a time.
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 20:02 Post subject:
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Totally a joke about the cyber thing...
..... Fly to seattle, I want the real thing! *Ducks*
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Uglarbashdemgud
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Posts: 3245
Location: Riding on 2 wheels, One at a time.
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 20:04 Post subject:
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Totally a joke about the cyber thing...
..... Fly to seattle, I want the real thing! *Ducks*
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Kantiz
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 1267
Location: Harrisburg, PA
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 20:15 Post subject:
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uh
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GruntingCod
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 6399
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 20:40 Post subject:
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| Uglarbashdemgud wrote: | Totally a joke about the cyber thing...
..... Fly to seattle, I want the real thing! *Ducks* |
GJ Uglar, triple post is a novelty we see very little of at realpoor for the fact that f***s like WNWS will shit them selves and ramble on about how superior he is because he is an American.
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 20:44 Post subject:
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i was listening to a watch tick yesterday and i thought to myself, why do i even bother with these forums? and i remembered, i don't
i never bothered WITH these forums, i simply bother the forums.
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
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Xarpolis
RealPoor Guru
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Location: Philly, PA
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Posted: 01/14/04 - 00:26 Post subject:
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Haha, b*****d. I was about to put it in here. I was just trying to find out if there was a way to make it play by opening the thread ;p
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 01/14/04 - 00:33 Post subject:
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I thought about doing that, but decided to wait for the time to just edit my post.. 
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wellspoken
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Posted: 01/14/04 - 00:43 Post subject:
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i just farted here at work.
lady next to me trying to feed me mylanta 
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 01/14/04 - 00:44 Post subject:
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That was almost as funny as the real thing, that story relating to a farting..good stuff.
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 01/14/04 - 00:51 Post subject:
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Oh ninja of the nasty
man I cracked the f**k up hearing that
LOL uglar
Grats lisa! a stalker after just 9 posts got to be a record !
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Guest
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Posted: 01/14/04 - 01:15 Post subject:
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I always loved heading up to x floor of some random Bed Stuy shithole project, in an elevator that had walls covered with snot/p**s/blood, while trying not to step in the human shit/p**s soup covering the floor.
Ahhh...the good times:)
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
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Posted: 01/14/04 - 01:44 Post subject:
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motel 6 has nice rates, i can find a nicer apartment for you, if you'd like?
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