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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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 Posted: 01/20/06 - 12:17 Post subject: Excellent new way for terrorists to board planes quicker
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All they have to do is fake being registered and they're set.
"No, really! Profiling and stamping the law-abiding citizens will help fight the bad guys!"
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Zimzulu
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 883
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Posted: 01/20/06 - 12:27 Post subject:
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Yah it is sweet. I filled out the application it was really easy only a few question on it.
1) Were you born in America?
2) Are you white?
If you answered yes to both these congrats!
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 01/20/06 - 12:29 Post subject:
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ahhah
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motherface
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2003
Posts: 3407
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Posted: 01/20/06 - 13:07 Post subject:
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Yeah, you don't need to violate the constitution to get people to give up their constitutional rights, just offer them a small gift or convenience. If you could get a 20% discount on car insurance by putting a gps transponder in your car that monitors your location 24/7, people would be all over it like hotcakes.
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Tura
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 29 Oct 2003
Posts: 4866
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Posted: 01/20/06 - 13:10 Post subject:
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Why don't we just clone Jack Bauer and place 1 clone on every flight as a precautionary guard. We could even send 1 after Bin Laden.
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Jukas
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 19 Mar 2003
Posts: 896
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Posted: 01/20/06 - 13:12 Post subject:
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I showed your site to a friend last night sir. He was like "OMG I DONT" GET IT~!"
I was all "That's ok, I don't mind if you don't get it, as long as it keeps me safe from the terrorists rotflewagon" Then I left.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 01/20/06 - 13:17 Post subject:
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hahaha
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I showed your site to a friend last night sir. He was like "OMG I DONT" GET IT~!"
I was all "That's ok, I don't mind if you don't get it, as long as it keeps me safe from the terrorists rotflewagon" Then I left. |
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Maldek
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 2089
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Posted: 01/20/06 - 13:47 Post subject:
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whats up guys ahahahhahaha
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Soriak
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 952
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Posted: 01/20/06 - 14:15 Post subject:
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Or they could just charter a private jet and avoid all the nasty security. Does enough damage when flown into a building...
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Owyyn
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2900
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Posted: 01/20/06 - 14:16 Post subject:
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| Zimzulu wrote: | Yah it is sweet. I filled out the application it was really easy only a few question on it.
1) Were you born in America?
2) Are you white?
If you answered yes to both these congrats! |
Don't forget: "3) Are you Christian?"
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Pags
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3260
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Posted: 01/20/06 - 14:17 Post subject:
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4) Do you support the Islamic Jihad?
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Zimzulu
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 883
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Posted: 01/20/06 - 14:22 Post subject:
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| Pags wrote: | | 4) Do you support the Islamic Jihad? |
IF YOU ANSWER YES CONGRATS WAY TO RUIN MY QUESTIONNAIRE!!
ahaha
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