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Owyyn
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 14:11    Post subject: Evil Tech Support Guy Reply with quote

The other day I was trying to help the maintenance guy at my work fix one of the shop computers that controls a CNC machine. It's been having some software problems. So the maintenance guy is on the phone with the tech and tells me to talk to him since I would be able to understand him better. He tells me I need to make a backup of some folders and email it to him, and to split into smaller files.

He then proceeds to tell me that I need to make a backup of the entire harddrive when everything is working again so that he "doesn't have to deal with our b******t again". So I'm thinking "hmm, this guys acting like a c**k, and I've only been talking to him for 2 minutes".

So I email him the files he needed. Split up into 96 different 1.44mb .rar files. You think he'll find that humorous?
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 14:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

you should have put them on to floppy disks like that and mailed them to him
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 14:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just tell him you forgot to change the break up size in winrar and that you figured it wouldn't matter to the guy anyways because he should know the rar will automatically go to each file as it extracts.
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 16:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

He just called and said my email bombed their mail server and that I should send it back to him in "smaller file sizes". Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 16:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

139 1 meg files!
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Owyyn
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 17:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah... I put it into 6 rars and posted it on the company's FTP so I don't have to deal with it anymore.
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 17:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

lozzzle you should bust it into a thousand files
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 17:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should call him on the phone and read it to him a byte at a time.
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 17:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Hi Rich, this is Beau again. Grab a pen, here's the files you needed.

100110001010100010010010001000100100100100100101011110010101010101000101010100101....."
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 17:14    Post subject: Reply with quote



You should hire this guy to help you get blaster revenge. And tacos.
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 17:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

Owyyn wrote:
"Hi Rich, this is Beau again. Grab a pen, here's the files you needed.

100110001010100010010010001000100100100100100101011110010101010101000101010100101....."



LOLLOLOL

that would be awesome
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 17:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

tacos yum!
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 17:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'm SO goin to get some fish tacos right now
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PostPosted: 08/13/04 - 19:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ur name is Beau?
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PostPosted: 08/14/04 - 16:38    Post subject: Re: Evil Tech Support Guy Reply with quote

Owyyn wrote:
The other day I was trying to help the maintenance guy at my work fix one of the shop computers that controls a CNC machine. It's been having some software problems. So the maintenance guy is on the phone with the tech and tells me to talk to him since I would be able to understand him better. He tells me I need to make a backup of some folders and email it to him, and to split into smaller files.

He then proceeds to tell me that I need to make a backup of the entire harddrive when everything is working again so that he "doesn't have to deal with our b******t again". So I'm thinking "hmm, this guys acting like a c**k, and I've only been talking to him for 2 minutes".

So I email him the files he needed. Split up into 96 different 1.44mb .rar files. You think he'll find that humorous?


I bet you he is posting the same story from his end on his message boards....
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PostPosted: 08/14/04 - 16:39    Post subject: Re: Evil Tech Support Guy Reply with quote

Vengar_OO wrote:


I bet you he is posting the same story from his end on his message boards....


He actualy went to get tacos.
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