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Regan
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
Posts: 751
Location: Miami
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 Posted: 03/30/04 - 19:30 Post subject: Ever shit in someone elses bed?
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Heh, aparently this guy did (shamelessly stolen from bash.org)
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Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her. |
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Maelstrom
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 4072
Location: Montréal
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 19:39 Post subject:
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yeah well, by doing so she will prob need a psy soon  She wont dare meet another guy cause of that.
I have no idea what I would have done...But not what he did...
Anyway whats the deal about going to bed with an huge need to take a shit...
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compusmack
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 19:51 Post subject:
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That is f*****g awesome.
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Tura
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Joined: 29 Oct 2003
Posts: 4865
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 20:01 Post subject:
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I honestly feel bad for that girl.
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Regan
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
Posts: 751
Location: Miami
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 20:07 Post subject:
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heh, wish I knew what college this happened at, mail it to an admin so they could track that little shit down
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Syke
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 2976
Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 20:24 Post subject:
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hol..y, f**k?
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Oogie
Luke Warm
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Regan
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
Posts: 751
Location: Miami
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 20:46 Post subject:
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your link sir is broken :/
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wellspoken
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Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Posts: 7137
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 21:04 Post subject:
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I had a friend who once shit on some guys truck hood, brand new truck too.
He hated him pretty bad...lol
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Xion
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2117
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 21:17 Post subject:
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haha, that's hillarious.
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Renork
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Joined: 23 Jun 2003
Posts: 6282
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 21:30 Post subject:
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This thread wins the day. Possibly laughed the hardest I have all month.
Also, while extreamly f****d up I dont see any possible other way out. Good job sir.
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 22:02 Post subject:
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Yes.
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Renork
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 22:04 Post subject:
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STORY!
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Ciladar
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 3765
Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 22:27 Post subject:
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Thats classic...Def got a real LoL
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Xion
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 22:28 Post subject:
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i'd like to read the "original" if someone can get the real link working.
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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 22:45 Post subject:
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I dumped 2 shoeboxes full of German Shepherd shit in a guys convertible once. Still, your college story wins.
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Oogie
Luke Warm
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/30/04 - 23:36 Post subject:
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They took down the thread. Said they were getting tons of traffic from everyone liking to it and causing the site to lag bad.
Here's a copy of the original thread:
| Quote: | "Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to p**s and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her."
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 03/31/04 - 01:23 Post subject:
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i've busted a nut on someone elses bed if that counts.
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Zuldane
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Location: At sea.
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Posted: 03/31/04 - 01:27 Post subject:
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hahahah
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