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Janoth
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Joined: 17 Nov 2002
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 Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:15 Post subject: Escort services
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Do they 100% let u hit it and how much do they cost usually ^^
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Lemmiwinks
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Joined: 04 Feb 2003
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:16 Post subject:
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Beware the trappings of a mortal, my friend. One day you may awake to more misery than your satiated desires are worth.
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Janoth
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:17 Post subject:
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stfu and let me fux ur mom
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WheresNWS
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Joined: 19 Nov 2002
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:21 Post subject:
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Lose 50 pounds. Take a shower. Get a job. It's cheaper than an escort.
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Mental_Hernia
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Location: Texas
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:26 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | Lose 50 pounds. Take a shower. Get a job. It's cheaper than an escort. |
And actually improves your health, instead of sending it further down the shithole
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Janoth
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Joined: 17 Nov 2002
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:27 Post subject:
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If I lost 50 pounds I would weigh 120 lbs, and I took a shower this morning thx. As for a job. I have applied at 5 or 6 places and I am waiting on them, considering I just moved to a new state. Yeah I don't live with mommy and daddy like most of you losers. So how about you shut the f**k up and and take some of your own advice!
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Sunkorzien
Sir Postalot
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 1443
Location: New Orleans
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:28 Post subject:
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Really, I love how Eli's getting bashed and the f*****s doing it don't even know him. =p
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Janoth
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Joined: 17 Nov 2002
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:29 Post subject:
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| Mental_Hernia wrote: | | WheresNWS wrote: | | Lose 50 pounds. Take a shower. Get a job. It's cheaper than an escort. |
And actually improves your health, instead of sending it further down the shithole |
Lol Before I moved I worked out 5 times a week and ran 2 miles every morning. I am willing to bet I am in better shape than 99% of the people on this board although I have been a lazy bum lately. Unfortunatly not everyone can be cool like you and make "What do I look like" posts in order to get attention.
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hitachi
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Maryland
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:32 Post subject:
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i f**k your mom.... 2 times
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eqchanter
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Joined: 04 Dec 2002
Posts: 1543
Location: tennessee
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:32 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | Lose 50 pounds. Take a shower. Get a job. It's cheaper than an escort. |
i lost 26 lbs since i stopped playing eq so much. and my gf is happy so i get more  before i played eq i was at 5'7" and 155 lbs i got to 190 before i almost cried in the mirror. i cant wait to get back to 155 and my clothes fit right. the sad thing is healthy food cost more than chips and pizza
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Janoth
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:33 Post subject:
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| eqchanter wrote: | | WheresNWS wrote: | | Lose 50 pounds. Take a shower. Get a job. It's cheaper than an escort. |
i lost 26 lbs since i stopped playing eq so much. and my gf is happy so i get more |
Good for you. Now answer my question or get the f**k out of my thread m**********r ^^
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:34 Post subject:
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A w***e is much cheaper than a girlfriend, less stress too 
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Janoth
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:35 Post subject:
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So can you f**s stop talking about shit no one cares about and answer me )= My balls are gonna explode and envelope the entire planet in petrified jizz if I don't get laid soon.
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eqchanter
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Joined: 04 Dec 2002
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Location: tennessee
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:36 Post subject:
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| Janothhhh wrote: | | eqchanter wrote: | | WheresNWS wrote: | | Lose 50 pounds. Take a shower. Get a job. It's cheaper than an escort. |
i lost 26 lbs since i stopped playing eq so much. and my gf is happy so i get more |
Good for you. Now answer my question or get the f**k out of my thread m**********r ^^ |
if you have the balls to hit it you should have them to ask when you call for escort service. somehow i find asking on the phone alot easier than when she is there and already paid for
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Janoth
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:38 Post subject:
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Tru but I thought they can't really talk about that shit because of legal reasons. Kinda like how you get kicked out of a smoke shop for calling a bong a bong.
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Sunkorzien
Sir Postalot
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Location: New Orleans
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:39 Post subject:
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How I understand it, the company has nothing to do with it...basically it's up to the girl. So, you can get her as an escort and pay the company for that, and then basically she turns into a p********e but that part of it's not affiliated with the company.
Get my drift?
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Mental_Hernia
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 3336
Location: Texas
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:42 Post subject:
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| Janothhhh wrote: | | Mental_Hernia wrote: | | WheresNWS wrote: | | Lose 50 pounds. Take a shower. Get a job. It's cheaper than an escort. |
And actually improves your health, instead of sending it further down the shithole |
Lol Before I moved I worked out 5 times a week and ran 2 miles every morning. I am willing to bet I am in better shape than 99% of the people on this board although I have been a lazy bum lately. Unfortunatly not everyone can be cool like you and make "What do I look like" posts in order to get attention. |
You brought it onto yourself for posting this thread, j*****s.. And no one asked about how fit you were.
The lose 50 lbs and whatnot comment was a generalization.
And yes, I posted that thread because Im an attention w***e.. Right.
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r00typooh
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Miami, FL
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:42 Post subject:
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they closed down miaminights.com =/
escorts ranged from $200 - $500
i'm not sure of the rules, prolly was up to the girl like strip club private rooms are
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Akronn
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:44 Post subject:
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Too bad you don't live over here, I could fix you up real nice 
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Janoth
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:47 Post subject:
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| Mental_Hernia wrote: | | Janothhhh wrote: | | Mental_Hernia wrote: | | WheresNWS wrote: | | Lose 50 pounds. Take a shower. Get a job. It's cheaper than an escort. |
And actually improves your health, instead of sending it further down the shithole |
Lol Before I moved I worked out 5 times a week and ran 2 miles every morning. I am willing to bet I am in better shape than 99% of the people on this board although I have been a lazy bum lately. Unfortunatly not everyone can be cool like you and make "What do I look like" posts in order to get attention. |
You brought it onto yourself for posting this thread, j*****s.. And no one asked about how fit you were.
The lose 50 lbs and whatnot comment was a generalization.
And yes, I posted that thread because Im an attention w***e.. Right. |
Brought what on myself? That vicious flame? Yeah ok. I sure to regret making this thread because you guys are ripping me so hard! As for you whoring for attention. The only other explaination for making a thread that f*****g pathetic is being high on an illicit drug such as cocaine or meth. Since you don't do drugs there is only one other explaination.
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Janoth
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:47 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | | Too bad you don't live over here, I could fix you up real nice |
Where do you live dude? I just moved to Tucson. Hard to meet new people here =/
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Akronn
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:49 Post subject:
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Detroit area, a bit off the beaten path from Tucson 
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Janoth
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:49 Post subject:
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Detroit what!
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Syke
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Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:52 Post subject:
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I dunno Janoth, never tried an escort service before... My friend tom has been the driver for escorts and he told me, basically, you give them money and they do you.
Simple as that....Usually 100 dollars for a BJ and god knows how much for **** (prolly like 300-500 range). I guess it depends on how "classy" the girl/escort service is.
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Janoth
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 17:53 Post subject:
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Cool thanks ^^
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tryn
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Location: Paris
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 18:03 Post subject:
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hehe SYke seems pretty informed
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Minion
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Joined: 29 Apr 2003
Posts: 3474
Location: The Ghetto
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 18:05 Post subject:
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History lesson...
Janoth gets orlando magic wallpaper
Janoth drops out of highschool
Janoth gets GED
Janoth joins the army, and was kicked out
Janoth goes awol after being kicked out, great job!
Janoth immediately applies to McDonalds, Taco Bell, Burger King, Jack 'n' the Box, and Carls Jr.
Janoth also applied for a position at Toys R Us but he forced a child to take a shit in the urinal in the Toys R Us bathroom on his way out so he's not expecting a position there.
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Akronn
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 18:08 Post subject:
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$100 bj is pretty steep, it's closer to $40-50 here. (not that I've ever forked over the money, honest!) You can get a tossed salad for $40 too, although why would ya bother?
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WheresNWS
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 18:10 Post subject:
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| Janothhhh wrote: | | Akronn wrote: | | Too bad you don't live over here, I could fix you up real nice ;) |
Where do you live dude? I just moved to Tucson. Hard to meet new people here =/ |
You live in Tucson? I went to college and lived there for quite a while. Moved to Atlanta a few years ago. My sister goes to UA and has lots of hot friends. She's personally off limits to you, though.
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Lemmiwinks
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 18:14 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | the sad thing is healthy food cost more than chips and pizza |
Not really. Fresh vegetables, frozen vegetables, etc., are very very cheap. Depends on how (and where) you shop.
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