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khrath
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 Posted: 10/28/03 - 00:02 Post subject: England = Yuck Mouth
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Colgate ran a test on people in england, that they also ran on peoples dogs in england, that measured the sulphur levels in someones breath, and discovered that 3 out of 5 people in england have worse breath than their dogs.
HAHAHAA
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“They call me Yuck Mouth
'Cause I don't brush
I like my teeth like this
I got some beef in my teeth
and some chicken too...
Ouch! That's a cavity!
Hey! That's new!
They call me Yuck Mouth
'Cause I don't brush,
How 'bout a little kiss?!”
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Paco
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 00:04 Post subject:
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so true
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Paden
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 00:05 Post subject:
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Dogs have cleaner mouths than all humans it's a known fact. They have anti bacterial stuff in their mouth.
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Haphasto
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 00:06 Post subject:
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And my breath smells worst than my ass...whats your point?
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khrath
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 00:07 Post subject:
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paden, i really beleiuve that a dog has a cleaner mouth than you, even right after it eats its own shit.
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Paden
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 00:08 Post subject:
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Read into it my friend khrath. I am right.
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khrath
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 00:17 Post subject:
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I read up on it.
It's all point of view and has nothing to do with odor, by no means is it true in the sense that it would impact english people having stank breath.
The naturally occuring bacteria in a dogs mouth is not harmful to humans, so is generally viewed as less "Dirty". In generally though, they are considdered more contaminated, especially when not in a static state, where they are free to lick a******s, and eat shit, half decomposed corpses of dead animals, garbage etc.
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kireol
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 00:19 Post subject:
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that's all fine and dandy, but would if contrasted to other countries, would have more bearing.
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Haphasto
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 00:20 Post subject:
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Paden...you always seem to work yourself into a world of shit somehow...should be a new tv series!
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Paden
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 00:21 Post subject:
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| Haphasto_S wrote: | | Paden...you always seem to work yourself into a world of shit somehow...should be a new tv series! |
If I get paid $$ sure!
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themy
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 02:08 Post subject:
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sorry paden but khrath is 100% right here ;p
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Spink
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 02:14 Post subject:
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I'd say Paden is maybe partially right.
Left totally wild (without toothpaste or tooth brushes) a Dog and Human compared the Dog would have a cleaner mouth.
But in the modern world we have toothpaste and tooth brushes and only a dirty f**k who doesn't use them would be part of the 3/5.
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 02:23 Post subject:
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| Spink wrote: | I'd say Paden is maybe partially right.
Left totally wild (without toothpaste or tooth brushes) a Dog and Human compared the Dog would have a cleaner mouth.
But in the modern world we have toothpaste and tooth brushes and only a dirty f**k who doesn't use them would be part of the 3/5. |
I have been bitten by a few dogs and the wounds(some needed stiches) never got infected. I was bitten by a human 3 different times (all needed stiches) and every wound got infected that same day, even with shots. And the infection hung around for a week or so. On one bite, they teeth never really touched me directly. The bite was through my shirt but the siliva still got into the deep pinch and f****d it up. Humans have filthy mouths compaired to dogs when it comes to inflicting infection on another human.
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Spink
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 02:31 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Spink wrote: | I'd say Paden is maybe partially right.
Left totally wild (without toothpaste or tooth brushes) a Dog and Human compared the Dog would have a cleaner mouth.
But in the modern world we have toothpaste and tooth brushes and only a dirty f**k who doesn't use them would be part of the 3/5. |
I have been bitten by a few dogs and the wounds(some needed stiches) never got infected. I was bitten by a human 3 different times (all needed stiches) and every wound got infected that same day, even with shots. And the infection hung around for a week or so. On one bite, they teeth never really touched me directly. The bite was through my shirt but the siliva still got into the deep pinch and f****d it up. Humans have filthy mouths compaired to dogs when it comes to inflicting infection on another human. |
I'm guessing it's not the most hygenic people who bite you though.
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 02:37 Post subject:
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The dogs weren't that clean either.
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Spink
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 02:50 Post subject:
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That was my point... Humans and Dogs go without any assistance and the humans are dirtier, humans are able to get assistance though and dogs are ignorant of it so it's not their fault...
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Venkmen
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 05:31 Post subject:
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Just because a dogs mouth is cleaner does not mean his breath won't smell like my ass after a bout of explosive, wall splattering s***s.
My last dog had ass breath even after he just got done at the vet and I watched the vet clean his teeth and all.
Paden...your point is moot sir. You lose. Accept it and move on.
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Banzai
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Posted: 10/28/03 - 14:34 Post subject:
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Do the English lick their own ass holes?
I'm innocent in the ways of the foreigner.
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