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khrath
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 Posted: 02/02/05 - 08:33 Post subject: Email I just sent to the president
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President Bush,
My name is James.
I'm a veteran, a single father, I make less than 50K a year, I live in Oklahoma and I'm 28 years old in February.
On the internet I can find information about what color socks Lindsey Lohan wore on September 24th 2003, but I can't find specific details on your social security plan.
I feel in this age of information, to not have a widely known public place online where the public can go to find information on your agenda, that it reflects poorly on our government. I would say you need a web page like John Kerry, but who wants to be like that guy.
I really would like to know as much detail on the social security issue as possible, is there somewhere I can go look? Thats the reason I started writing this to begin with.
My friend Jason Dunn in Houston could make you an awesome web page if you want. He's from Texas like you, even though he only moved there just recently, but don't hold it against him, he's still a nice guy, plus he just quit his job so he could use some work.
My brother says you are a member of the Illuminati and are part lizard, but I don't believe him, because one of your daughters is blonde, and who has ever heard of a blonde lizard.
Also, are there any college programs for single fathers? I make under 50K a year so I don't think I qualify for any of the well known grants or loans.
I'd really like to go back to school, but I would have to give up my time with my son, my job, or sleeping. I can't eat without a job, I can't stop sleeping, and my having my son know that he has his father around is more important to me than spending evenings in a classroom so I can get a degree and save the world fom aliens, or the bird flu. So if you guys could toss me around 40K a year, i'd be happy to go back to school on you for the next 12 years.
Lets talk about congress. The peoples concerns are treated like bargaining chips in congress. Give up this in order to get something else....nobody sticks to what they believe in 100%, or else we'd end up like the supreme court....deadlocked 24/7 365 on important things that should be getting taken care of.
Those guys shouldn't be treating issues like trading cards, they should be standing up for us regardless of what the opposing side wants, or what deal they're willing to make. Seriously, our country is broken, but it works provided you acknowledge how broken it is, and go with the flow....whats up with that.
Maybe some day you can have the secret service disguise you and we can go have lunch and hang out. I know this great family owned mexican resturaunt near my place that has amazing margaritas. Bring the whole family, they make good food too.
Do you have an MP3 player in your presidential limo? I've been wanting to buy one but can't decide what model i want to get. All my mp3's are backups of cd's I own, so don't send the RIAA to my place.
You should get d**k Cheney to play World of Warcraft, it's a hella fun game, and it would give the poor guy something to do, just make sure he plays on a pvp server. We could get a guild going if you wanna play too, but you gotta be hardcore.
Talk to you later, give me a call sometime if you're down for those margaritas...not superbowl sunday though, I have plans already.
James
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So how many days do ya think until homeland security has me in chains?
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atarom
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 08:50 Post subject:
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LOL furrealz dog.
the highlight was this
| Quote: | My friend Jason Dunn in Houston could make you an awesome web page if you want. He's from Texas like you, even though he only moved there just recently, but don't hold it against him, he's still a nice guy, plus he just quit his job so he could use some work.
My brother says you are a member of the Illuminati and are part lizard, but I don't believe him, because one of your daughters is blonde, and who has ever heard of a blonde lizard.
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Talk to you later, give me a call sometime if you're down for those margaritas...not superbowl sunday though, I have plans already. |
you make me laugh in my pants
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Rennol
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 09:08 Post subject:
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Khrath you are my personal Jesus :/
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Paco
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 09:11 Post subject:
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a blonde lizard
classic
Been nice knowing you dude. Cya when you get outa jail! 
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dablobb
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 09:45 Post subject:
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khrath i love you, best post ever!
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Goraz
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Cethan
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 10:18 Post subject:
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I don't care who you are that's funny right there.
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khrath
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Goraz
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 10:48 Post subject:
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If you have a question about a particular government benefit, program or service, contact FirstGov.gov.
FirstGov.gov is the official U.S. gateway to all government information and is a catalyst for a growing electronic government.
no info on SS there or just emailing bush was funnier?
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Zwadrich
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Ciladar
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 11:12 Post subject:
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Haha that made my mourning.
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Nictathan
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 14:51 Post subject:
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Good stuff Khrath
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Mogling
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 16:26 Post subject:
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I cant find what color her socks are 
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 17:15 Post subject:
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hahah, nice one kraft
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 17:18 Post subject:
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It's a trick statement because girls don't wear socks.
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Brael
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 18:05 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | It's a trick statement because girls don't wear socks. |
I have 40 hours of porn that say otherwise.
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Overon
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 18:09 Post subject:
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george bush checks his email?
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 18:15 Post subject:
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Heheh, Bush and the Bin laden family both live on 33rd parallels.
f*****g Free mason Illuminati members. (Nothing wrong with it, but come out of the closet)
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Galdaria
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 18:46 Post subject:
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That was beautiful. Simply beautiful. Only one flaw I can find is that President Bush has no clue how to work a computer. Perhaps if you sent him a laptop with stirrups and a saddle he could figure it out.
PS. Get a pell grant. =P Your not making shit and your age and status with child will guaranteee you a free ride at school.
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Psink
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 19:07 Post subject:
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I don't really like you that much but that was pretty funny.
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Rennol
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 19:13 Post subject:
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| Ciladar wrote: | | Haha that made my mourning. |
Who died?
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Lumberg_fekdher
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 19:27 Post subject:
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too bad the only people who are gonna be reading it are the losers who frequent this message board
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Galdaria
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 19:39 Post subject:
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| Rennol wrote: | | Ciladar wrote: | | Haha that made my mourning. |
Who died? |
/snicker
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 02/02/05 - 19:41 Post subject:
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| Rennol wrote: | | Ciladar wrote: | | Haha that made my mourning. |
Who died? |
Hopefull the f****t penises in his avatar.
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