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 Posted: 07/06/04 - 10:28 Post subject: Edwards>Tricky d**k
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say hello to Americas new vice president!
Have a nice day all =)
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Vekril
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 10:31 Post subject:
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Woot!!
A trial lawyer who specializes in extorting millions of dollars for his clients and has less than 1 term of experience in elective office and no experience in any sort of executive or leadership role. Not only that, one who most likely would lose reelection!
Furthermore he fails the #1 most important litmus test for any candidate, he wasn't in Vietnam -- just ask Kerry you cant be qualified for anything if you didnt server with your (insert pitiful MA accent here) "Band of Brothers."
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Confused
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 10:36 Post subject:
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"When I came back from Vietnam in 1969, I don't know if John Edwards was out of diapers then. Well, I'm sure he was out of diapers."
-John Kerry
1/18/2004
Well, at least we can all rest assured that Kerry will pick only the most experienced for his cabinet.
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 10:45 Post subject:
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By disguising this warhead as a crayon, d**k plots to eliminate the young Edwards from the campaign.
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Confused
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 10:47 Post subject:
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| Jack Crow wrote: |
By disguising this warhead as a crayon, d**k plots to eliminate the young Edwards from the campaign. |
Why would he need to eliminate him? He's an inexperienced, tax-dodging, leftist, corrupt trial lawyer. His record speaks for himself. He does have a charming southern twang, though. That seems to be what leftists vote on nowadays.
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 11:16 Post subject:
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He looks like that Hanssen guy they arrested for spying.
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Frehya
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 11:38 Post subject:
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isnt he like 50 years old?
edit: he graduated college in 1974. He is just well preserved. ;p
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Abi
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 12:47 Post subject:
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| Jack Crow wrote: |
By disguising this warhead as a crayon, d**k plots to eliminate the young Edwards from the campaign. |
OMFG I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when I read that!!!
good one!
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Frax
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 12:49 Post subject:
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So, in four years will anyone remeber the Kerry-Edwards ticket? I think not many.
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Confused
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 12:53 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | | So, in four years will anyone remeber the Kerry-Edwards ticket? I think not many. |
That depends. If the final vote is close, Democrats will be complaining about how Bush stole the election from Kerry for four years.
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Goraz
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 13:09 Post subject:
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| Jack Crow wrote: |
By disguising this warhead as a crayon, d**k plots to eliminate the young Edwards from the campaign. |
ROFL
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Xion
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 14:57 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | | So, in four years will anyone remeber the Kerry-Edwards ticket? I think not many. |
I seriously can't remember who Gore's V.P. was in 2000
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sinrakin
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 15:00 Post subject:
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| Xion wrote: | | Frax wrote: | | So, in four years will anyone remeber the Kerry-Edwards ticket? I think not many. |
I seriously can't remember who Gore's V.P. was in 2000 |
That would be Joe "If we just ban violent video games, everything will be ok" Lieberman.
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FealornTM
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 15:02 Post subject:
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| Xion wrote: | | Frax wrote: | | So, in four years will anyone remeber the Kerry-Edwards ticket? I think not many. |
I seriously can't remember who Gore's V.P. was in 2000 |
It was Lieberman, he had to stop playing the dad on ALF to campaign
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Banzai
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 15:02 Post subject:
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Although I am very excited at this announcement it is not so much for the upcoming terms as VP but the future rally:
Edwards in 2012!
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Confused
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 15:05 Post subject:
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| Banzai wrote: | Although I am very excited at this announcement it is not so much for the upcoming terms as VP but the future rally:
Edwards in 2012! |
Would you turn gay for Edwards?
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Banzai
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Posted: 07/06/04 - 15:14 Post subject:
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| Confused wrote: | | Banzai wrote: | Although I am very excited at this announcement it is not so much for the upcoming terms as VP but the future rally:
Edwards in 2012! |
Would you turn gay for Edwards? |
I like him a lot more than Kerry, that's all. I'm glad he's involved so I have a reason to care more than just disliking Bush.
Pessimism is never a reason to be politically motivated. I don't need to dwell on the negative to support Edwards because as far as I can tell he spends all his time focusing on what he has in mind to make things better and not why you shouldn't vote for the other guy.
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