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PostPosted: 12/12/04 - 16:51    Post subject: EQ2 Retards Reply with quote

Can anyone tell me?

Goraz sit in the corner please. Time out.


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PostPosted: 12/12/04 - 17:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

a sad child started this thread Sad


I only replied for clarification about the pathetic kid.
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PostPosted: 12/12/04 - 17:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goraz wrote:
a sad child started this thread Sad


I only replied for clarification about the pathetic kid.


What did you clarify? You didn't clarify anything. Clarifying would involve you elaborating on a previous statement when someone calls you on it, (they always will) or some such. All you really did was find yourself being easily baited into leaving your shit covered handprint on this thread by calling me a sad child, (which is funny, because im 90% sure im bigger than you) and then you hopelessly inserted the word "clarification" into your post to show people your impressive vocabulary, and masterful grasp on context and the english language.

Moral of the story:

I am bored.

You are gay.
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PostPosted: 12/12/04 - 20:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

ugh

someone delete this thread before it turns into another everquest guild retards thread
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PostPosted: 12/13/04 - 00:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Overon wrote:
ugh

someone delete this thread before it turns into another everquest guild retards thread


No, f**k you Mr.

If it happens it happens. So be it.
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PostPosted: 12/13/04 - 00:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xenden wrote:
Goraz wrote:
a sad child started this thread Sad


I only replied for clarification about the pathetic kid.


What did you clarify? You didn't clarify anything. Clarifying would involve you elaborating on a previous statement when someone calls you on it, (they always will) or some such. All you really did was find yourself being easily baited into leaving your shit covered handprint on this thread by calling me a sad child, (which is funny, because im 90% sure im bigger than you) and then you hopelessly inserted the word "clarification" into your post to show people your impressive vocabulary, and masterful grasp on context and the english language.

Moral of the story:

I am bored.

You are gay.


well that 10% of your ambiguity is the correct assumption which proves what? Nothing, but if you'd like to meet me in real life, I could find some time in my busy schedule to make you a hole in the ground. I live in philadelphia, pm me when you're local.


Oh and clarification would be me repeating the same shit i've said to you in several other threads, you're a f*****g loser ( I just rephrased it in this thread) which would be the only reason for me to reply to your pathetic thread.


Thank you and goodnight.
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PostPosted: 12/13/04 - 13:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol

"I will beat u up irl with my fists."

Anyway, yes, EQ2 has **** with other games of the same gender. Goraz isn't a game so he has to do it with men.
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PostPosted: 12/13/04 - 14:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

Copy and pasted directly from EQ2 lore:

Quote:
As the three gods left the council chamber together, Rallos Zek eyed them loathingly. He muttered to himself. "So, Quellious, you have your allies and I have mine. But your weakness will be your downfall. Let the endgame begin."


"Let the endgame begin."

I'm glad they have chimps with humor sorting out their lore for them.
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PostPosted: 12/13/04 - 15:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder if they planned ahead and recorded more voice-overs for Heather Graham and Christopher Lee in anticipation of quests for later expansions. It would suck if they had to use different actors later.
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PostPosted: 12/13/04 - 17:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

i was expecting some FMV sequence .. or at least some sort of in game video with heather graham telling me how hot she is and how qeynos is sonyeq backwards


but all i got was a coin where i heard her ramble when i right clicked it .. and she has a statue in town that randomly spews propoganda


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PostPosted: 12/13/04 - 17:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silvermouse wrote:
I wonder if they planned ahead and recorded more voice-overs for Heather Graham and Christopher Lee in anticipation of quests for later expansions. It would suck if they had to use different actors later.



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PostPosted: 12/13/04 - 18:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Occulis wrote:
lol

"I will beat u up irl with my fists."

Anyway, yes, EQ2 has **** with other games of the same gender. Goraz isn't a game so he has to do it with men.


Xenden was the f*****g f*g who said hes "90% sure hes bigger than me" wow lot of confidence to be putting up such remarkable odds!!!


But then again, maybe the f*g was talking about his internet muscles....

omg hepl.
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PostPosted: 12/13/04 - 18:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goraz wrote:
Xenden wrote:
Goraz wrote:
a sad child started this thread Sad


I only replied for clarification about the pathetic kid.


What did you clarify? You didn't clarify anything. Clarifying would involve you elaborating on a previous statement when someone calls you on it, (they always will) or some such. All you really did was find yourself being easily baited into leaving your shit covered handprint on this thread by calling me a sad child, (which is funny, because im 90% sure im bigger than you) and then you hopelessly inserted the word "clarification" into your post to show people your impressive vocabulary, and masterful grasp on context and the english language.

Moral of the story:

I am bored.

You are gay.


well that 10% of your ambiguity is the correct assumption which proves what? Nothing, but if you'd like to meet me in real life, I could find some time in my busy schedule to make you a hole in the ground. I live in philadelphia, pm me when you're local.


Oh and clarification would be me repeating the same shit i've said to you in several other threads, you're a f*****g loser ( I just rephrased it in this thread) which would be the only reason for me to reply to your pathetic thread.


Thank you and goodnight.


Haha.

What a crock of shit. "PM me when you are local." Yeah, okay thats just as ludicrous as me saying "Holler at me dawg when yer in Kingston, Ontario. We'll dance nugga~" Chances of me setting foot in the shit hole that is Philadelphia anytime soon? Zero. If im trying to decide on a vacation spot, and Philadelphia is a contender i hope someone shoots me 6 times in the face. On that note, you have achieved "Internet Toughguy" status. Congratulations. Hey if we do meet though by some chance, fire off the first punch for sure man and we can throwdown. It's all good.


It's also funny that you have this burning hatred for me. Haha, which is great. I spend about on average... 0 minutes out of the day thinking about you. It's nice that I have an admirer though I guess?

Neeeeeeext, you aren't clarifying... You said it yourself. You are repeating. Repeating the same thing. Over and over, and over.
You call me a loser and you know nothing about me. I base my thoughts on first hand experience myself and others have had with you being a genuine retard (or doing a damn fine impression) on this message board. There is no way you can logically argue with me that I come off looking dumber than you in any of our exchanges. We have witnesses man.

Witnesses.
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PostPosted: 12/13/04 - 18:11    Post subject: Reply with quote




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PostPosted: 12/13/04 - 18:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 entries found for clarification.
clar·i·fy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (klr-f)
v. clar·i·fied, clar·i·fy·ing, clar·i·fies
v. tr.
To make clear or easier to understand; elucidate: clarified her intentions.
To clear of confusion or uncertainty: clarify the mind.
To make clear by removing impurities or solid matter, as by heating gently: clarify butter.



Now, read those definitions carefully and apply the little brain power you have left from rearranging your sock drawer.


My intentions? Constantly implying you're a f*****g retard, loser, sad child, do I need to continue? nahhh thats a waste of my energy.

Since you have difficulty with comprehension, i'll put this in 3rd grade terms, I don't like you. Enough clarification? You're good humor and a easy target to nail when I've had a rough day at work. Admirer? no, a joke? yes.
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PostPosted: 12/13/04 - 19:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goraz wrote:
3 entries found for clarification.
clar·i·fy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (klr-f)
v. clar·i·fied, clar·i·fy·ing, clar·i·fies
v. tr.
To make clear or easier to understand; elucidate: clarified her intentions.
To clear of confusion or uncertainty: clarify the mind.
To make clear by removing impurities or solid matter, as by heating gently: clarify butter.



Now, read those definitions carefully and apply the little brain power you have left from rearranging your sock drawer.


My intentions? Constantly implying you're a f*****g retard, loser, sad child, do I need to continue? nahhh thats a waste of my energy.

Since you have difficulty with comprehension, i'll put this in 3rd grade terms, I don't like you. Enough clarification? You're good humor and a easy target to nail when I've had a rough day at work. Admirer? no, a joke? yes.


To make clear or easier to understand

I know what clarification means you douche bag. You don't.

The difference between what you do, (Mass repeater) and clarifying is that if you were clarifying why I'm a "f*****g loser," you might say, perhaps (I mean, this might just be too large a f****n stretch for you man) make your point (which you do so wonderfully), provide evidence, then explain. That would be clarification. Not, finding a new thread I post in and typing "f*****g loser," again. See the difference now?

Also you called me kid again. You aren't allowed to call me a kid, i'm bigger than you, and you only have what 2-3 years on me? You have no right to call someone a kid that you are barely older than.

You call me an easy target =p Hahaha.
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PostPosted: 12/13/04 - 20:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

ooh burn...
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 00:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xenden wrote:
Goraz wrote:
3 entries found for clarification.
clar·i·fy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (klr-f)
v. clar·i·fied, clar·i·fy·ing, clar·i·fies
v. tr.
To make clear or easier to understand; elucidate: clarified her intentions.
To clear of confusion or uncertainty: clarify the mind.
To make clear by removing impurities or solid matter, as by heating gently: clarify butter.



Now, read those definitions carefully and apply the little brain power you have left from rearranging your sock drawer.


My intentions? Constantly implying you're a f*****g retard, loser, sad child, do I need to continue? nahhh thats a waste of my energy.

Since you have difficulty with comprehension, i'll put this in 3rd grade terms, I don't like you. Enough clarification? You're good humor and a easy target to nail when I've had a rough day at work. Admirer? no, a joke? yes.


To make clear or easier to understand

I know what clarification means you douche bag. You don't.

The difference between what you do, (Mass repeater) and clarifying is that if you were clarifying why I'm a "f*****g loser," you might say, perhaps (I mean, this might just be too large a f****n stretch for you man) make your point (which you do so wonderfully), provide evidence, then explain. That would be clarification. Not, finding a new thread I post in and typing "f*****g loser," again. See the difference now?

Also you called me kid again. You aren't allowed to call me a kid, i'm bigger than you, and you only have what 2-3 years on me? You have no right to call someone a kid that you are barely older than.

You call me an easy target =p Hahaha.


Do you know how to read?

Wow, I think i've given up on this f*****g retard. You're bigger than me?
Since when did come down from Canada, the bacon f****r country and set foot in the shit hole of Philly to see me?

Son, your weak, just walk away.


Oh and all things aside, since your f*****g airhead reply to that would be "well goraz, omgzlz wel lI looked in compz photo album and omg, ur teh suxx0rz!!!!"

That photo is well over a year old.
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 00:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xenden wrote:
Goraz wrote:
3 entries found for clarification.
clar·i·fy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (klr-f)
v. clar·i·fied, clar·i·fy·ing, clar·i·fies
v. tr.
To make clear or easier to understand; elucidate: clarified her intentions.
To clear of confusion or uncertainty: clarify the mind.
To make clear by removing impurities or solid matter, as by heating gently: clarify butter.



Now, read those definitions carefully and apply the little brain power you have left from rearranging your sock drawer.


My intentions? Constantly implying you're a f*****g retard, loser, sad child, do I need to continue? nahhh thats a waste of my energy.

Since you have difficulty with comprehension, i'll put this in 3rd grade terms, I don't like you. Enough clarification? You're good humor and a easy target to nail when I've had a rough day at work. Admirer? no, a joke? yes.


To make clear or easier to understand

I know what clarification means you douche bag. You don't.

The difference between what you do, (Mass repeater) and clarifying is that if you were clarifying why I'm a "f*****g loser," you might say, perhaps (I mean, this might just be too large a f****n stretch for you man) make your point (which you do so wonderfully), provide evidence, then explain. That would be clarification. Not, finding a new thread I post in and typing "f*****g loser," again. See the difference now?

Also you called me kid again. You aren't allowed to call me a kid, i'm bigger than you, and you only have what 2-3 years on me? You have no right to call someone a kid that you are barely older than.

You call me an easy target =p Hahaha.


Do you know how to read?

Wow, I think i've given up on this f*****g retard. I swear, you rival the intelligence of a catatonic with down syndrome. Wait, I'm sorry that was a bit harsh, the catatonic atleast keeps his f*****g mouth shut

You're bigger than me?
Since when did you come down from bacon f****r country and set foot in the "shit hole of Philly" to see me?

Son, your weak, just walk away.


Oh and all things aside, since your f*****g airhead reply to that would be "well goraz, omgzlz wel lI looked in compz photo album and omg, ur teh suxx0rz!!!!"

That photo is well over a year old.

You make no sense when you talk. You recycle the same f*****g idiot argument but click here every 5 seconds to get a cool looking adjative or verb.

Wait Xenden, you gonna go and make another thread like this again?!! oh no, not my realpoor rep!!! bad karma for me!
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 03:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whats up with the odd double post w/ added text in one? I guess I should just chalk that up to you being you.

Goraz wrote:
Oh and all things aside, since your f*****g airhead reply to that would be "well goraz, omgzlz wel lI looked in compz photo album and omg, ur teh suxx0rz!!!!"


Since when do I talk like that? Come on, please.

Goraz wrote:
Since when did come down from Canada, the bacon f****r country and set foot in the shit hole of Philly to see me?


What the f**k did you just say?
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 08:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

plz rename this thread EQ2 Retards
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 10:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xenden wrote:
Whats up with the odd double post w/ added text in one? I guess I should just chalk that up to you being you.

Goraz wrote:
Oh and all things aside, since your f*****g airhead reply to that would be "well goraz, omgzlz wel lI looked in compz photo album and omg, ur teh suxx0rz!!!!"


Since when do I talk like that? Come on, please.

Goraz wrote:
Since when did come down from Canada, the bacon f****r country and set foot in the shit hole of Philly to see me?


What the f**k did you just say?


double post... isp was slow as shit last night, and i chose to add a few more tidbits of info and
Quote:
Since when did come down from Canada, the bacon f****r country and set foot in the shit hole of Philly to see me?


I mistyped the word "you" (yes I know its difficult for you to read between the lines) like everything else in your life, I have to dumb it down for you.....
you keep going on this rant that you think you're bigger than me and in what way does this have any relevance? that you can kick my ass? That your internet c**k is a 2x4 and wield the mighty magnum pipe of power? the f**k? So Xenden, clarify this for me... you know what the word means now right?

f*****g retard.
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 13:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay Guild Rankings 2.0!
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 14:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seriously I think Mugaaz needs unlimited access to a candy machine or something.
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 14:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Occulis wrote:
Seriously I think Mugaaz needs unlimited access to a candy machine or something.



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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 14:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frax wrote:
plz rename this thread EQ2 Retards


and so it begins
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 15:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is a really good thread
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 16:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goraz wrote:
Xenden wrote:
Whats up with the odd double post w/ added text in one? I guess I should just chalk that up to you being you.

Goraz wrote:
Oh and all things aside, since your f*****g airhead reply to that would be "well goraz, omgzlz wel lI looked in compz photo album and omg, ur teh suxx0rz!!!!"


Since when do I talk like that? Come on, please.

Goraz wrote:
Since when did come down from Canada, the bacon f****r country and set foot in the shit hole of Philly to see me?


What the f**k did you just say?


double post... isp was slow as shit last night, and i chose to add a few more tidbits of info and
Quote:
Since when did come down from Canada, the bacon f****r country and set foot in the shit hole of Philly to see me?


I mistyped the word "you" (yes I know its difficult for you to read between the lines) like everything else in your life, I have to dumb it down for you.....
you keep going on this rant that you think you're bigger than me and in what way does this have any relevance? that you can kick my ass? That your internet c**k is a 2x4 and wield the mighty magnum pipe of power? the f**k? So Xenden, clarify this for me... you know what the word means now right?

f*****g retard.


This is what I said.

Xenden wrote:
All you really did was find yourself being easily baited into leaving your shit covered handprint on this thread by calling me a sad child, (which is funny, because im 90% sure im bigger than you)


This is your first response:

Goraz wrote:
well that 10% of your ambiguity is the correct assumption which proves what? Nothing, but if you'd like to meet me in real life, I could find some time in my busy schedule to make you a hole in the ground. I live in philadelphia, pm me when you're local.


Your second:

Goraz wrote:
Xenden was the f*****g f*g who said hes "90% sure hes bigger than me" wow lot of confidence to be putting up such remarkable odds!!!


But then again, maybe the f*g was talking about his internet muscles....

omg hepl.


So you see, you furious retard, YOU brought up fighting me. Twice, before I said anything about it. If you weren't such a flaming douche bag you would understand that I was addressing something else entirely. Here, let me find it for you:

Xenden wrote:
Also you called me kid again. You aren't allowed to call me a kid, i'm bigger than you, and you only have what 2-3 years on me? You have no right to call someone a kid that you are barely older than.


This... Is.... Why.

Yet we have this gem:

Goraz wrote:
you keep going on this rant that you think you're bigger than me and in what way does this have any relevance? that you can kick my ass? That your internet c**k is a 2x4 and wield the mighty magnum pipe of power? the f**k? So Xenden, clarify this for me... you know what the word means now right?


Now you see my friend, this is an example of clarification. Read, study, reflect upon my words. Maybe you will grow from this. Probably not.

I await the future dismantling of your next post.
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 16:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll call you whatever the f**k I want to call you, a*****e.
You are a kid. A f*****g d*****s punk who after every post or thread entitles my name with some idiot comment like this
Xenden, the f*****g d*****s wrote:
Goraz sit in the corner please. Time out.


And thanks for making me look good by dismantling my post. No where in your incoherent rambling did you at all make yourself look better.


Xenden, the f*****g d*****s wrote:
Now you see my friend, this is an example of clarification. Read, study, reflect upon my words. Maybe you will grow from this. Probably not.


No f*****g shit sherlock. I called you a sad child in the first response. This is a clarification on my point to you, you are a f*****g loser. Apparently my other adjatives in my other threads didn't get across, so I thought "a sad child" would make things clearer; evidently, it didn't.

And to top if off, you didn't answer my question. I'm sorry I can't dumb it down any further for you. Maybe Dr. Seuss picture book style would work hmm?

And in conclusion. You don't know if your bigger than me. Period. You never met me in real life and only a dumb f*****g t**t like yourself bases size in relation to maturity.
Xenden, the obscenely f*****g d*****s wrote:
You aren't allowed to call me a kid, i'm bigger than you

There are plenty of big f***s out there. Paden is a prime example. I guess if we're basing maturity on whos "bigger", than Paden is the next f****n Einstein, right Xenden?


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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 16:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.realpoor.com/viewtopic.php?t=32250

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