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Drinking and a Shotgun in your pants don't mix

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Jakanden
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PostPosted: 07/14/04 - 14:53    Post subject: Drinking and a Shotgun in your pants don't mix Reply with quote

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5431787?GT1=4244

People are stupid =)
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PostPosted: 07/14/04 - 15:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

Five years in jail: talk about adding insult to injury.

Although if he shot his penis off, does he get to go to the women's prison?
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PostPosted: 07/14/04 - 15:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

sinrakin wrote:
Five years in jail: talk about adding insult to injury.

Although if he shot his penis off, does he get to go to the women's prison?


Probably not, but it pretty much guarantees which side of the manbitch relationship he's going to be on.
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PostPosted: 07/14/04 - 15:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

heh

that sucks
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PostPosted: 07/14/04 - 15:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

He shot himself in the groin, tossed the gun in a garbage bin and crawled back to his house...

Don't you like, bleed to death by doing that?

-Nah-
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PostPosted: 07/14/04 - 15:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

Owned.
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PostPosted: 07/14/04 - 16:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should put him away on maximum sentence just for being so f*****g stupid.
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PostPosted: 07/14/04 - 16:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to mention, it didn't say it in that article, but I'm pretty sure I read in another one that it was his mom who found him and called the hospital or whatever. How embarassing is that?
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