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Xieroth
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 17 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 04/20/05 - 23:56 Post subject: Don't steal your teacher's laptop... (NSFW Text)
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http://www.boingboing.net/2005/04/20/berkeley_laptop_thie.html
Holy shit.
Just a quick Edi here..
If you think about the prof's speach there are a few odd things.
1) MS Doesn't care if a key shows up on 1, 2, 3 computers. They only care if it's only 100 computers and not an enteprise key.
2) Transponder my ass.. but it's possible. Just highly unlikely.
3) wireless network.. yes they can look for the MAC address but I highly doubt it.
so..
Bluffing or No?
Mirror MP3 (in zip): http://www.planeofmischief.net/files/realpoor.zip
Last edited by Xieroth on 04/21/05 - 10:59; edited 3 times in total
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Renork
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Jun 2003
Posts: 6282
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Posted: 04/20/05 - 23:59 Post subject:
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can you mirror the non RP version?
I hate RP and cant use BT
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Xieroth
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 17 Oct 2002
Posts: 1902
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 00:00 Post subject:
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sure one sec.
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motherface
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2003
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 00:32 Post subject:
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He has all this data on a laptop without an encrypted filesystem?
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Xion
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2117
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 00:34 Post subject:
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If he's got data he values as much as he does on that computer, I can see him putting a transponder on or in it given the frequency of laptop thefts at college campus's.
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Devook
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 31 Mar 2004
Posts: 2373
Location: Ypsilanti or Troy, MI
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 00:39 Post subject:
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Or he could have just tried putting a password on it.
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Owyyn
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 00:41 Post subject:
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I think he's full of shit. It's a last desperate act to get his laptop back because he really has no f****n idea who took it. Transponder? MS calling him? Yah...
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 00:42 Post subject:
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bluff.
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Xieroth
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 17 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 00:43 Post subject:
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use the poll!
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Finigan
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 00:53 Post subject:
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lol two copies of the same Windows? You know how many people have hacked windows on their comps, "Redmond, WA" would be sure be making a lot of f*****g calls if they personally called douches like that every time that happened.
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 01:36 Post subject:
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yeah sounds like a litte bit of a bluff, But some of that stuff sounds serious.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 03:07 Post subject:
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The important data he forgot to mention were the pictures of students sucking his c**k in the bathroom for extra credit that he took and uploaded on to projectvoyeur.com
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 03:41 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | The important data he forgot to mention were the pictures of students sucking his c**k in the bathroom for extra credit that he took and uploaded on to projectvoyeur.com |
Also, the students were 7th graders and male.
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gotissues68
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 21 Aug 2003
Posts: 1866
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 07:53 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | atarom wrote: | | The important data he forgot to mention were the pictures of students sucking his c**k in the bathroom for extra credit that he took and uploaded on to projectvoyeur.com |
Also, the students were 7th graders and male. |
See its stuff like this that makes me proud to read realpoor 
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TASB
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Location: The Outback
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 08:28 Post subject:
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"I know how important that scholarship is to you, so I'm going to do everything I can to help you."
"Mr. Desai, this is wrong! We shouldn't do this."
He ignored my comment and all of a sudden he was kneeling in front of me, pulling my panties off. Once those were off, he tugged behind my knees so I slipped forward on the leather seat, my skirt hiked up, revealing my wide-spread thighs and bare p***y lips to his perverted gaze.
"You are a s**t, aren't you Sheetal? You shave your p***y, just waiting for a man to taste you."
Before I could object, he was devouring my p***y. He flicked his tongue over my c**t before sucking it into his mouth. He reached up and ripped open my blouse, causing the top button to pop off and bounce to the floor. He fondled my bra encased tits as he pushed his tongue deep into me. His hands left my tits to explore my p***y. He nipped at my c**t with his teeth, thrusting first one then two fingers inside me. I began pinching my nipples through my bra as Mr. Desai's tongue nearly drove me mad. I felt a fire growing in the pit of my stomach. My breasts rose and fell whenever I could manage to breathe.
"Oh Mr. Desai! Oh God!" I moaned quietly, partly because I couldn't get enough air, and partly because I half-remembered where we were. "Please!" I begged for him to let me come.
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wellspoken
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
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Posted: 04/21/05 - 14:02 Post subject:
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| Finigan wrote: | | lol two copies of the same Windows? You know how many people have hacked windows on their comps, "Redmond, WA" would be sure be making a lot of f*****g calls if they personally called douches like that every time that happened. |
They don't even call up regular consumers for doing that. Now if a business is using pirated software they're f****d!
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Silvermouse
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sinrakin
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 04/25/05 - 15:32 Post subject:
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http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=22762
| Quote: | Redfaced professor made up scary story
Laptop thief called his bluff
By Nick Farrell: Monday 25 April 2005, 05:58
A BIOLOGY professor who attempted to scare the student who nicked his laptop into giving himself up may have exaggerated his story a tad.
Last week we told how University of California, Berkeley, professor, Jasper Rine tried to put the fear of god into the student who nicked his laptop by claiming it had all sorts of top secret government data on it. He warned that almost every James Bond in the world was hunting that laptop. He also said he knew who the thief was.
Since we ran that story, it has been picked up by ABC News in the States and debated on bog sites across the world.
Most techies consider that anyone could see that the Rine was telling porkies. One of the ways that Rine claimed he identified the tea leaf was by installing the same version of Windows on another computer. If the professor had attempted to use the same key to activate a copy of Windows, the activation servers would have denied him access.
Some of the technobabble that the professor spouted to out the thief was impressive, but has not been found to work well yet.
He claimed that there were passive trackers embedded in the bezel of laptop screens beside the wireless transmitters. Technology like this does sort of exist, but is rare and not used by anyone outside the Department of Energy.
He also claimed that the wireless card in the laptop triggered some location data. This is possible, but pretty unlikely.
In fact a University spokesman told ABC that Rine had indeed made the whole thing up to scare the student into handing over the laptop. The story has for some reason now been pulled from the ABC site, but can be found here. There might be a bit of a clue as to the way Rine operates in an article here, in which he says: "Although I have unlimited respect for facts, and delight in their discovery and appreciation, I have come to the obvious yet almost blasphemous view that, with respect to teaching, the facts just aren't that important."
Despite all the exaggeration, and threats, the thief has ignored Rine and has kept his laptop. Still it was worth a crack. |
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lotek
RealPoor Sensei
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Posted: 04/25/05 - 19:18 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: | http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=22762
| Quote: | Redfaced professor made up scary story
Laptop thief called his bluff
By Nick Farrell: Monday 25 April 2005, 05:58
A BIOLOGY professor who attempted to scare the student who nicked his laptop into giving himself up may have exaggerated his story a tad.
Last week we told how University of California, Berkeley, professor, Jasper Rine tried to put the fear of god into the student who nicked his laptop by claiming it had all sorts of top secret government data on it. He warned that almost every James Bond in the world was hunting that laptop. He also said he knew who the thief was.
Since we ran that story, it has been picked up by ABC News in the States and debated on bog sites across the world.
Most techies consider that anyone could see that the Rine was telling porkies. One of the ways that Rine claimed he identified the tea leaf was by installing the same version of Windows on another computer. If the professor had attempted to use the same key to activate a copy of Windows, the activation servers would have denied him access.
Some of the technobabble that the professor spouted to out the thief was impressive, but has not been found to work well yet.
He claimed that there were passive trackers embedded in the bezel of laptop screens beside the wireless transmitters. Technology like this does sort of exist, but is rare and not used by anyone outside the Department of Energy.
He also claimed that the wireless card in the laptop triggered some location data. This is possible, but pretty unlikely.
In fact a University spokesman told ABC that Rine had indeed made the whole thing up to scare the student into handing over the laptop. The story has for some reason now been pulled from the ABC site, but can be found here. There might be a bit of a clue as to the way Rine operates in an article here, in which he says: "Although I have unlimited respect for facts, and delight in their discovery and appreciation, I have come to the obvious yet almost blasphemous view that, with respect to teaching, the facts just aren't that important."
Despite all the exaggeration, and threats, the thief has ignored Rine and has kept his laptop. Still it was worth a crack. |
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knew it. If he really had all that on an unsecured laptop, he would be fux0rd!
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