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Ikkan
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 Posted: 01/24/06 - 11:12 Post subject: Do you share poop stories?
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Okay, so the food at my college, while decent enough, makes you have to take a major shit like every 3-4 hours. So basically, all of the guys in my dorm share a good couple of poop stories every day. Was it wet, sticky, easy to come out, pain in the ass to wipe, etc.
So, do other people that are/were in college share our love of poop stories?
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Alerik
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 11:34 Post subject:
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Kinda. Usually every saturday afternoon or sunday afternoon, you are surprise at the heinous smells emanating from a bathroom after one of your friends dropped a beer/gyro/burrito dump in your toilet and didn't warn anyone else.
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Ikkan
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 12:36 Post subject:
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Yeah, if there's a bad one in our hall we usually walk out and scream "SCUD STORM"
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Ishmael
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 14:58 Post subject:
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I discuss my fecal matter regularly.
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Tura
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 15:01 Post subject:
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This thread rocked before I even clicked on it.
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Ishmael
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 15:02 Post subject:
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| Tura wrote: | | This thread rocked before I even clicked on it. |
I was already here 
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atarom
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 16:27 Post subject:
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my housemates are both pros at clogging the f*****g toilet.
9 times out of ten after they defecate, i have to at least flush the toilet again, if not plunge it.
how the hell do i tell them to use a reasonable amount of toilet paper? we go through the shit so fast.
i remember a cosby show episode about theo living witha friend who used way too much, but i forget how he resolved the issue.
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r00typooh
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 16:31 Post subject:
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| Ishmael wrote: | | I discuss my fecal matter regularly. |
so do i- you get some really funny stories when talking about shit.
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Booker
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 18:48 Post subject:
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)) < > ((
Back and Forth. Forever.
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That Lumberg Guy
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 18:55 Post subject:
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Lots of potential here. I want to see if it lives up to the hype!
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Venkmen
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 19:20 Post subject:
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Oh hell yeah me and my buddies do. Even the guys I work with talk about it if you had to drop a log on the clock and it was splendifferous.
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That Lumberg Guy
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 19:24 Post subject:
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At the fraternity house we had two stalls, side by side, and we used to take dual s***s. It was fun times.
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Ishmael
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 19:28 Post subject:
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| r00typooh wrote: | | Ishmael wrote: | | I discuss my fecal matter regularly. |
so do i- you get some really funny stories when talking about shit. |
Yup.
True story. One time I went over to a buddies, and plugged his toliet with just the rankest shit there was, I mean I literally left the bath room because I couldn't handle my own brew. On the way out I tryed to flush the toilet, and it would not go down. So I went into the other room, and was like...uhh dude wheres your plunger? (apparaantlyy they put their plunger in a cabinet outside the bathroom instead of in it...wtf is up with that?) So he gets up and starts to lead me to the closet to show me where the plinger is...when he gets near the bathroom he yells WHAT THE f**k IS THAT, and starts gagging on the smell..not 10 seconds later he ran to the sink, and puked....I thought it was funny as hell, and couldn't stop from laughing...so in the process of trying to hold it back, I burst into laughter...which somehow resulted in me getting nosebleed. So we have him in the puking in the sink, and I've got this nose bleed, right? Well I lean my head back and try to take care of the nose bleed....While I do this I lean against a counter...then all of a sudden my back starts to feel warm...and I'm thinking wtf? Then I turn around and see a candle on the counter...and I'm like o it was just a candle...but then I feel it still, getting hotter, and next thing I know I had lit myself on fire. I immediatley stop holding my nose, and rip my shirt off and stomp out the fire. It left a hole in my shirt about the size of a softball, and needless to say ruined it. Well that's prolly the funniest poop related story I have!
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That Lumberg Guy
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 19:37 Post subject:
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This one chick passed out on a toilet at a party while she was taking a shit. When we found her we also found that when she had passed out she sprayed shit all over the back of the toilet and the tank.
I later went to that girl's wedding.
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shinja mayoke
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 19:37 Post subject:
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www.ratemypoo.com
A friend of mine and his wife love this site, I dont ask why...its fairly nasty.
On that note, have you ever witnessed a fart so bad or something you talk about it with your friends years later and they recall the circumstances surrounding it like it was the Challenger going down or when Reagan was shot?
Its strange how some events stick with your brain.
Here is my funny story:
When I was about 15 or so myself and one of my buds (Chad) went to my friend Shawn's house. He was eating off a plate of cookies and one was left, and Chad asked if he could have it just as Shawn said 'nope' and popped it in his mouth.
Well Chad goes out back and sits on the porch, and Shawn says 'Hey man Ima make Chad a cookie'. Well, Shawn s***s on a plate and shapes it into a couple of cookies with some plastic wrap.
We step out back and Shawn says 'Hey man I was just f*****g with you, we had more'. So Chad promptly without hardly looking sticks his hand into Shawn's turd...and of course flips out as the smell hits him....then shit starts flying, literally with them chasing each other around and me headed for the house to lock myself in until they were done.
That story never gets old, except to Chad.
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Ishmael
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 19:40 Post subject:
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| shinja mayoke wrote: | www.ratemypoo.com
A friend of mine and his wife love this site, I dont ask why...its fairly nasty.
On that note, have you ever witnessed a fart so bad or something you talk about it with your friends years later and they recall the circumstances surrounding it like it was the Challenger going down or when Reagan was shot?
Its strange how some events stick with your brain.
Here is my funny story:
When I was about 15 or so myself and one of my buds (Chad) went to my friend Shawn's house. He was eating off a plate of cookies and one was left, and Chad asked if he could have it just as Shawn said 'nope' and popped it in his mouth.
Well Chad goes out back and sits on the porch, and Shawn says 'Hey man Ima make Chad a cookie'. Well, Shawn s***s on a plate and shapes it into a couple of cookies with some plastic wrap.
We step out back and Shawn says 'Hey man I was just f*****g with you, we had more'. So Chad promptly without hardly looking sticks his hand into Shawn's turd...and of course flips out as the smell hits him....then shit starts flying, literally with them chasing each other around and me headed for the house to lock myself in until they were done.
Haha win. Btw your a p***y =p
That story never gets old, except to Chad. |
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kireol
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Posted: 01/24/06 - 20:39 Post subject:
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| shinja mayoke wrote: | www.ratemypoo.com
A friend of mine and his wife love this site, I dont ask why...its fairly nasty.
On that note, have you ever witnessed a fart so bad or something you talk about it with your friends years later and they recall the circumstances surrounding it like it was the Challenger going down or when Reagan was shot?
Its strange how some events stick with your brain.
Here is my funny story:
When I was about 15 or so myself and one of my buds (Chad) went to my friend Shawn's house. He was eating off a plate of cookies and one was left, and Chad asked if he could have it just as Shawn said 'nope' and popped it in his mouth.
Well Chad goes out back and sits on the porch, and Shawn says 'Hey man Ima make Chad a cookie'. Well, Shawn s***s on a plate and shapes it into a couple of cookies with some plastic wrap.
We step out back and Shawn says 'Hey man I was just f*****g with you, we had more'. So Chad promptly without hardly looking sticks his hand into Shawn's turd...and of course flips out as the smell hits him....then shit starts flying, literally with them chasing each other around and me headed for the house to lock myself in until they were done.
That story never gets old, except to Chad. |
hahah sweet. i heard of this site but never went. AAA+++
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