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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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 Posted: 06/18/05 - 19:27 Post subject: Dicks and clits - Utility Belt
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I'm workin on a new rap song - this one is my #1 hit single at this time
You have to sing it with a really high-pitched voice. Preferably squeaky. It goes:
Dicks and clits! ("Yeah!")
Utility belt!
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 06/18/05 - 20:55 Post subject:
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They don't have flouride in the water in houston, do they?
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Ishmael
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Posts: 4446
Location: The US of A
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Posted: 06/18/05 - 20:59 Post subject:
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Maybe its the fluoride! Or howveer you spell that word =\
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Tiluvas
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 2355
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Posted: 06/19/05 - 06:02 Post subject:
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The vagina is way too complicated and confusing. Women have it so easily. All they have to do is go up and down when performing oral **** on a guy. For guys to please a woman practically requires a PHD and a 9 inch c**k.
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Tamrissa
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 7100
Location: at my computer
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Posted: 06/19/05 - 09:53 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | The vagina is way too complicated and confusing. Women have it so easily. All they have to do is go up and down when performing oral **** on a guy. For guys to please a woman practically requires a PHD and a 9 inch c**k. |
urrrrnnnnt!! WRONG!
getting a woman off should be easy! there are, not one, but three was to bring a woman to climax in the 'southern regions' and for the record.. 9 inches is way to freaking big and would hurt not be pleassurable! (unless the chicks a sloppy pig and likes being fisted).
oh and while im at it here.. men have two spots aid in getting him off while sucking him off (not including ball or rectal stimulation), it takes knowledge and know how to prolong that enjoyment. its not just cut and dry, or suck and blow! 
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Desflurane
Luke Warm
Joined: 27 Mar 2003
Posts: 299
Location: St Louis
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Posted: 06/19/05 - 12:34 Post subject:
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| Tamrissa wrote: | | Tiluvas wrote: | | The vagina is way too complicated and confusing. Women have it so easily. All they have to do is go up and down when performing oral **** on a guy. For guys to please a woman practically requires a PHD and a 9 inch c**k. |
urrrrnnnnt!! WRONG!
getting a woman off should be easy! there are, not one, but three was to bring a woman to climax in the 'southern regions' and for the record.. 9 inches is way to freaking big and would hurt not be pleassurable! (unless the chicks a sloppy pig and likes being fisted).
oh and while im at it here.. men have two spots aid in getting him off while sucking him off (not including ball or rectal stimulation), it takes knowledge and know how to prolong that enjoyment. its not just cut and dry, or suck and blow! |
All women should study as much as you, Tam
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 06/19/05 - 12:53 Post subject:
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YAH TAM IS AWESOME
SHE SHOWED MY GF HOW TO DO IT RITE
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Ishmael
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Posts: 4446
Location: The US of A
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Posted: 06/19/05 - 13:19 Post subject:
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No shit =\
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16398
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 06/20/05 - 02:54 Post subject:
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IM MIKE JONES
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Gethy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5599
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 06/20/05 - 03:23 Post subject:
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WHO'S MIKE JONES
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 06/21/05 - 03:09 Post subject:
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IM MIKE JONES
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Psink
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 30 Dec 2003
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Posted: 06/21/05 - 08:33 Post subject:
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LOOK GUYS ATAROM IS MIKE JONES JUST LET HIM BE MIKE JONES DAMNIT
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Ecstacie
Luke Warm
Joined: 06 Jul 2004
Posts: 156
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Posted: 06/22/05 - 05:28 Post subject:
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| Tamrissa wrote: | | Tiluvas wrote: | | The vagina is way too complicated and confusing. Women have it so easily. All they have to do is go up and down when performing oral **** on a guy. For guys to please a woman practically requires a PHD and a 9 inch c**k. |
urrrrnnnnt!! WRONG!
getting a woman off should be easy! there are, not one, but three was to bring a woman to climax in the 'southern regions' and for the record.. 9 inches is way to freaking big and would hurt not be pleassurable! (unless the chicks a sloppy pig and likes being fisted).
oh and while im at it here.. men have two spots aid in getting him off while sucking him off (not including ball or rectal stimulation), it takes knowledge and know how to prolong that enjoyment. its not just cut and dry, or suck and blow! |
Did anyone else find this strangely arousing?
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 06/22/05 - 05:56 Post subject:
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nipples, thighs, feet, knee pits, i count many more than 2.
a bad b******b sucks.
haha pun.
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Gethy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5599
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 06/22/05 - 07:20 Post subject:
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(BIG TRICK WHAT WHAT)
Yeah, ridin'
We got six extra wheels and b*****s to boot
Ridin' high on the henny, surfin' brown in the chute
Sick of them c***s, hoes that'a svelte
Call up Shitbrick with that utility belt
(SHITBRICK WHAT WHAT)
Better than p*****s and better than swingin'
Side rollin' cash, a scalpel away from dingin'
Left click a pot and I'm on my way
For that operation that'll make me no longer gay
DICKS! CLITS!
UTILITY BELT
Jesus Christ. I've never done anything so awful. I'm delirious. Where are you, sleep?
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 06/22/05 - 11:38 Post subject:
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this rivals Gem Sweater
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 06/22/05 - 13:45 Post subject:
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UH UH WHAT WHAT
UH UH UTILITY BELT
JEEYUH
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posts: 6929
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Posted: 06/22/05 - 13:46 Post subject:
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What is 'uuurrrnnnt'?
That's the weirdest 'text'-sound I've seen anyone made on this board ever.
And we know about Leilu's 'unf'.
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Tinladar
Sir Postalot
Joined: 03 Jan 2003
Posts: 1448
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Posted: 06/22/05 - 14:42 Post subject:
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it sounds similar to Earnt
Uuuuu rrrrrrrrr nt
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kemble
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 1912
Location: MI
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Posted: 06/22/05 - 15:07 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | What is 'uuurrrnnnt'?
That's the weirdest 'text'-sound I've seen anyone made on this board ever.
And we know about Leilu's 'unf'. |
Its like a buzzer!
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