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Jakanden
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 Posted: 02/08/05 - 14:02 Post subject: Deep Throat to be Re-released..sorta
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http://chud.com/news/1463
| Quote: | LET'S DEEP THROAT AGAIN
02.08.05
By Devin Faraci
Contributing sources: Reuters, PY Kong
As the documentary Inside Deep Throat gets ready to engulf the country, someone had the bright idea to take advantage of all the buzz about the thirty year old b*****b picture - and rerelease it.
So for all of you raised on free net porn and the hydraulically enhanced bodies of modern porn superstars, this is your chance to see what your dad whacked off to, in all of its furry glory.
Maybe. See, the distributor, Arrow Productions, is striking ten new uncut prints. And then they'll strike five more prints edited to get an R-rating. An R-rated Deep Throat! The mind boggles, although it would be interesting to see the thing advertised on the marquee of whatever googleplex is in the Mall of America.
Inside Deep Throat opens this week, and is rated NC-17, which has nothing to do with the Starship Enterprise. I'll be seeing it tomorrow and letting you know if it holds my interest past the first seven minutes. Did you know that the average hotel room patron only watches the porn they order for seven minutes? |
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Oggabish
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Posted: 02/08/05 - 14:17 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | Did you know that the average hotel room patron only watches the porn they order for seven minutes? |
Disturbing...
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Goraz
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Posted: 02/08/05 - 14:26 Post subject:
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| Oggabish wrote: | | Quote: | | Did you know that the average hotel room patron only watches the porn they order for seven minutes? |
Disturbing... |
not really... what man takes longer than 7 minutes to bust his load?
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 02/08/05 - 14:36 Post subject:
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Are there actually any deepthroat scenes in the movie Deepthroat? I've never seen it, and I don't really care for vintage pornography. I do love deepthroat films, though. Only the clean ones, though. I don't care for the ones where the girl gets a lot of spit and saliva all over her face and the guys penis. Unless, of course, it's a Max Hardcore film and he washes away her spit with his urine or vomit.
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Deiahova
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Posted: 02/08/05 - 16:01 Post subject:
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We're getting a free screener of Inside Deepthroat at school tomorrow I think (or Friday?)...my roommate walked by the sign and was like wtf? NC-17?
See what kind of a crowd shows up for this one?
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Vekril
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Posted: 02/08/05 - 16:10 Post subject:
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just because it's old and a "classic," doesn't mean its good!
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Okami
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Posted: 02/08/05 - 23:10 Post subject:
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was a silly movie to begin with. Woman can't orgasm from ****, goes to a doctor, he finds out her clitoris is in the back of her throat.
But I suppose now, it's considered a cult classic, a must see for porn afficianados.
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Sabathius
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Posted: 02/09/05 - 10:33 Post subject:
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The movie starts off with this woman and Linda the deepthroater having an orgy. After the orgy she goes to the doc to find out why she can't ever orgasm. He find her c**t in her throat and then she is encouraged to try deepthroating. Yes, there is deepthroating in the movie. Though Linda isn't very attractive, the sight of her doing that with a nice big schlong is stimulating. After she deepthroats him, he gives her a job as a nurse, she proceeds to go to patients houses to get their spirits up and deepthroat them. The third woman in the movie is a blonde nurse that is screwing the doctor and I think there is a threesome in the end with the doctor, linda, and the blonde nurse.
Good fun. The only real spankworthy scenes are when Linda is 69ing with the doctor Harry Reems for teh win. The camera angle is from below the level of the bed, looking up at her and you can see her struggle slightly to get it all down.
I give it a 4 out of 10 whacks. Only because of that scene tho. Otherwise, it's a no spanky flick. Those chicks are some hairy b*****s. Daaamn.
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cheese
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Posted: 02/09/05 - 12:06 Post subject:
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| Oggabish wrote: | | Quote: | | Did you know that the average hotel room patron only watches the porn they order for seven minutes? |
Disturbing... |
It is because hotel porn is like watching a movie on HBO or Showtime..its not real porn is softcore...
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Jakanden
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Posted: 02/09/05 - 12:34 Post subject:
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| Sabathius wrote: | The movie starts off with this woman and Linda the deepthroater having an orgy. After the orgy she goes to the doc to find out why she can't ever orgasm. He find her c**t in her throat and then she is encouraged to try deepthroating. Yes, there is deepthroating in the movie. Though Linda isn't very attractive, the sight of her doing that with a nice big schlong is stimulating. After she deepthroats him, he gives her a job as a nurse, she proceeds to go to patients houses to get their spirits up and deepthroat them. The third woman in the movie is a blonde nurse that is screwing the doctor and I think there is a threesome in the end with the doctor, linda, and the blonde nurse.
Good fun. The only real spankworthy scenes are when Linda is 69ing with the doctor Harry Reems for teh win. The camera angle is from below the level of the bed, looking up at her and you can see her struggle slightly to get it all down.
I give it a 4 out of 10 whacks. Only because of that scene tho. Otherwise, it's a no spanky flick. Those chicks are some hairy b*****s. Daaamn. |
Glad i Have never seen it then heh
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khrath
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Posted: 02/09/05 - 12:37 Post subject:
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they're rereleasing it as a protest to the lessening standards of morallity that are allowed today versus what used to be tollerated, because the movie deep throat was in fact banned or some shit when it came out.
I DONT KNOW THO IM TALKING OUT OF MY ASS BUT I THINK I READ THAT
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 02/09/05 - 14:19 Post subject:
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I'm not supposed to say anything, but this new version stars me, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Bridgette Wilson and Christopher Lee (as the doctor).
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Trebel
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Posted: 02/09/05 - 17:36 Post subject:
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At my school (Tulane University in New Orleans) they have a "porn" night where they anually show a porn flick in the auditorium. Last year they chose Deep Throat. The campus went kinda nuts, there were protests and everything, saying that the girl int he movie was raped and all that. I don't know to much about the movie, I didn't go cuz I didn't want some feminazi busting my balls.
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Jakanden
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Posted: 02/09/05 - 19:53 Post subject:
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| Trebel wrote: | | At my school (Tulane University in New Orleans) they have a "porn" night where they anually show a porn flick in the auditorium. Last year they chose Deep Throat. The campus went kinda nuts, there were protests and everything, saying that the girl int he movie was raped and all that. I don't know to much about the movie, I didn't go cuz I didn't want some feminazi busting my balls. |
"Feminazi" - awsome =)
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