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Braid
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 Posted: 06/05/03 - 00:57 Post subject: Dancing Etiquette?
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I dont dance much, so was wondering what other people think.
Is it bad form to dance with a drink in your hand?
When a girl is grinding into you, does she expect/need/fear the wang?
When the song ends are you supposed to stick around and see if she wants to go again?
If she sweats all over you is it rude to wipe it off right away?
Is groping encouraged or only when she guides your hands?
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Occulis
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 01:04 Post subject:
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good questions!
* drink in hand means you don't trust your friends.  or don't have any with you. or they're all dancing. or you drink too slow.
* grab ass when THE MOOD is right. ie 90 seconds into the dance.
* leave after 1st dance and call her a w***e, and when she's like "What??" over the loud music, repeat yourself by saying, "I said I'm sorry to be such a bore! Here is my penis!" and then let her get her filthy s**t lipstick on it.
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 01:08 Post subject: Re: Dancing Etiquette?
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| Braid wrote: | I dont dance much, so was wondering what other people think.
Is it bad form to dance with a drink in your hand?
When a girl is grinding into you, does she expect/need/fear the wang?
When the song ends are you supposed to stick around and see if she wants to go again?
If she sweats all over you is it rude to wipe it off right away?
Is groping encouraged or only when she guides your hands? |
1 not bad to dance with drink , just make sure it isn't full and you are careful.. WHen i'm at a party and i'm dancing i throw up my drink in there air and dance around like the drunk I am ..
2 When a girl a grinding you you grind back. Don't pop a b***r though..
3 When the song ends you stay there and wipe the sweat of you or start a conversation with her. Then that will lead to either you two dancing or not to the next song.
4. hmm about the chick sweating on you ... ehhh try not to wipe it off while she is looking at you.
5 groping ?
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Akronn
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 08:21 Post subject:
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a.) Dancing with drink = ghetto
b.) When a girl is grinding into you, she wants to 'feel' the wang. It's arousing. Otherwise, what's the point?
c.) Stick around after the song ends, and if you're looking rough, ask her to chill on the side.
d.) Don't wipe the sweat off of you. You're drunk and sweaty yourself, why would you care?
e.) Only grope if she guides you. Don't be a creep.
Last bit of advice: bring a wingman to clear the undesireables. I can't stress enough the importance of this.
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Manuva
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 08:40 Post subject:
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Just don't spill the drink
It's diffent for each girl, some are honestly looking for c**k, others are cockteases.
If you're at a club there's not gonna be any time to stick around after the song, because each song is gonna blend together. Unless the DJ sucks
Don't wipe off sweat
Wait for her to start grabbing on you, then attack that ass.
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compusmack
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 08:52 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | a.) Dancing with drink = ghetto
b.) When a girl is grinding into you, she wants to 'feel' the wang. It's arousing. Otherwise, what's the point?
c.) Stick around after the song ends, and if you're looking rough, ask her to chill on the side.
d.) Don't wipe the sweat off of you. You're drunk and sweaty yourself, why would you care?
e.) Only grope if she guides you. Don't be a creep.
Last bit of advice: bring a wingman to clear the undesireables. I can't stress enough the importance of this. |
You must read a lot because i don't recall seeing much of this in action.
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 08:52 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | a.) Dancing with drink = ghetto
b.) When a girl is grinding into you, she wants to 'feel' the wang. It's arousing. Otherwise, what's the point?
c.) Stick around after the song ends, and if you're looking rough, ask her to chill on the side.
d.) Don't wipe the sweat off of you. You're drunk and sweaty yourself, why would you care?
e.) Only grope if she guides you. Don't be a creep.
Last bit of advice: bring a wingman to clear the undesireables. I can't stress enough the importance of this. |
I agree with every one of these.
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gimpy
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 08:53 Post subject: oh christ...
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Here we go... more men answering mens questions... if us men had all the answers why would we ask the questions. Shut-up and let's hear from the women of real poor on the proper etiquette.
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Paco
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 08:56 Post subject: Re: oh christ...
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| gimpy wrote: | | Here we go... more men answering mens questions... if us men had all the answers why would we ask the questions. Shut-up and let's hear from the women of real poor on the proper etiquette. |
Yeah..all 5 of them. 3 of which are 16. Yes sir.
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compusmack
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 08:57 Post subject: Re: oh christ...
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| Paco wrote: | | gimpy wrote: | | Here we go... more men answering mens questions... if us men had all the answers why would we ask the questions. Shut-up and let's hear from the women of real poor on the proper etiquette. |
Yeah..all 5 of them. 3 of which are 16. Yes sir. |
yeah
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gimpy
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 08:59 Post subject: hahahah
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good point Paco... I forget about the class (genre?) of clientel we have here 
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Akronn
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 09:01 Post subject:
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| compusmack wrote: | | You must read a lot because i don't recall seeing much of this in action. |
I just learned from your mistakes
In all honesty... I've gone to clubs alot, but never with you because you 'don't wanna drive out there' or some other such nonsense. As far as the sorority girls go... well you know my opinion. Dating one was enough for me! Some are nice to look at, but I'd never want to get involved. Your business becoming everyone else's is really just lovely.
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 09:04 Post subject:
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More proper etiquette:
-Is it bad form to dance with a drink in your hand?
Yes. While champagne is generally harmless, the crystal glass could pose a danger to your dancing partner. It is also necessary to pay full attention to a woman, and a drink only serves as a distraction.
-When a girl is grinding into you, does she expect/need/fear the wang?
Only s***s and hoochies "grind". Proper dancing involves a socially acceptable distance between you and your partner.
-When the song ends are you supposed to stick around and see if she wants to go again?
Yes. Again, your partner yearns for attention. If she does not want another dance for one reason or another, offer her a drink instead.
-If she sweats all over you is it rude to wipe it off right away?
Ladies do not sweat. They glow.
-Is groping encouraged or only when she guides your hands?
A proper gentlemen should never grope unless it be with his wife or a properly paid madam.
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compusmack
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 09:32 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | | compusmack wrote: | | You must read a lot because i don't recall seeing much of this in action. |
I just learned from your mistakes
In all honesty... I've gone to clubs alot, but never with you because you 'don't wanna drive out there' or some other such nonsense. As far as the sorority girls go... well you know my opinion. Dating one was enough for me! Some are nice to look at, but I'd never want to get involved. Your business becoming everyone else's is really just lovely. |
Two or three times i've turned you down (to go to a club 40 minutes away with a bunch of f**s from CompUSA) in the past four years. I've had you turn me down (on invitation) more than that anyway. I've taken you with me to clubs before and you NEVER dance unless i DRAG you out to the dance floor. I guarantee the times i wasn't with you things were much the same.
I don't disagree with the suggestions you posted, i just wondered how you knew anything if you don't practice it.
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gimpy
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 09:37 Post subject:
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| compusmack wrote: | | Akronn wrote: | | compusmack wrote: | | You must read a lot because i don't recall seeing much of this in action. |
I just learned from your mistakes
In all honesty... I've gone to clubs alot, but never with you because you 'don't wanna drive out there' or some other such nonsense. As far as the sorority girls go... well you know my opinion. Dating one was enough for me! Some are nice to look at, but I'd never want to get involved. Your business becoming everyone else's is really just lovely. |
Two or three times i've turned you down (to go to a club 40 minutes away with a bunch of f**s from CompUSA) in the past four years. I've had you turn me down (on invitation) more than that anyway. I've taken you with me to clubs before and you NEVER dance unless i DRAG you out to the dance floor. I guarantee the times i wasn't with you things were much the same.
I don't disagree with the suggestions you posted, i just wondered how you knew anything if you don't practice it. |
CAT FIGHT!
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Akronn
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 09:51 Post subject:
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Haha, no fight from me.
All I gotta say is the letter 'E,' and Compusmack will remember there are things better left forgotten...
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sinrakin
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 09:59 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | More proper etiquette:
-Is it bad form to dance with a drink in your hand?
Yes. While champagne is generally harmless, the crystal glass could pose a danger to your dancing partner. It is also necessary to pay full attention to a woman, and a drink only serves as a distraction.
-When a girl is grinding into you, does she expect/need/fear the wang?
Only s***s and hoochies "grind". Proper dancing involves a socially acceptable distance between you and your partner.
-When the song ends are you supposed to stick around and see if she wants to go again?
Yes. Again, your partner yearns for attention. If she does not want another dance for one reason or another, offer her a drink instead.
-If she sweats all over you is it rude to wipe it off right away?
Ladies do not sweat. They glow.
-Is groping encouraged or only when she guides your hands?
A proper gentlemen should never grope unless it be with his wife or a properly paid madam. |
I could almost believe Bob Dole wrote this.
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Aenthi
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 10:37 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | More proper etiquette:
-Is it bad form to dance with a drink in your hand?
Yes. While champagne is generally harmless, the crystal glass could pose a danger to your dancing partner. It is also necessary to pay full attention to a woman, and a drink only serves as a distraction.
-When a girl is grinding into you, does she expect/need/fear the wang?
Only s***s and hoochies "grind". Proper dancing involves a socially acceptable distance between you and your partner.
-When the song ends are you supposed to stick around and see if she wants to go again?
Yes. Again, your partner yearns for attention. If she does not want another dance for one reason or another, offer her a drink instead.
-If she sweats all over you is it rude to wipe it off right away?
Ladies do not sweat. They glow.
-Is groping encouraged or only when she guides your hands?
A proper gentlemen should never grope unless it be with his wife or a properly paid madam. |
I'd have to agree with WheresNWS for the most part.
As far as whether or not it's rude to wipe it off right away if she glows all over you...
There's only one time I don't mind being sweated on and you won't be doing that on the dance floor or with a stranger (unless you're a s**t and the whole point of this thread is moot). Other then that other people's sweat gets wiped off. If you like her though, you can always say, wow it's hot in here, I'm sweating like a dog, you wanna get some fresh air? You can both laugh about it then offer to dance again after that... fresh air, dance again and so on.
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