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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 03/02/04 - 11:56 Post subject: Curious if anyone actually worships Satan
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Seems like most people who claim to worship the Christian diety known as Lucifer are little more than nerds. Does anyone here actually attend satanic services weekly/monthly?
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bloodblech
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Joined: 04 Mar 2003
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Posted: 03/02/04 - 12:27 Post subject:
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Satanism isnt about worshiping a giant red dude with horns. That would just be absurd, kind of like worshipping a skinny hippy jew wearing sandals.
Go read the Satanic Bible. Even if you dont agree with the ideas presented in the book its still pretty entertaining.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 03/02/04 - 12:29 Post subject:
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That's nice. Anyway, as I was saying... does anyone here attend satanic services weekly or monthly?
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Lumberg_fekdher
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 26 Aug 2003
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Posted: 03/02/04 - 13:00 Post subject:
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| Bloodbelch wrote: | | Go read the Satanic Bible. Even if you dont agree with the ideas presented in the book its still pretty entertaining. |
Bloodbelch is back!
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Zuldane
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 4057
Location: At sea.
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Posted: 03/02/04 - 14:14 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | That's nice. Anyway, as I was saying... does anyone here attend satanic services weekly or monthly? |
I masturbate daily
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Aluaeia
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 06 Jun 2003
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Dyers
Sir Postalot
Joined: 26 Oct 2002
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Aluaeia
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 06 Jun 2003
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Posted: 03/02/04 - 15:26 Post subject:
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haha
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Zonk
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
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Posted: 03/02/04 - 16:10 Post subject:
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Some devil worshiper guy was on the radio a few months back and he was protesting high school mascots around my area that were devils.
He said it was blashphamic to his Lord and that there were no "Fighting Jesus' Mascots" around so why should there be devil ones.
Anyway the mental picture of Jesus mascots made me crap my pants and listening to this guy talk was quite entertaining.
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Mogling
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Joined: 29 Dec 2002
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Posted: 03/02/04 - 16:30 Post subject:
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How can any site whos primary text color is pink be evil?
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Frashii
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Anchorage, AK
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lotek
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/02/04 - 19:00 Post subject:
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dude, a fighting jesus mascot would own. what would the opposing teams chears be like?
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Neone
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/02/04 - 20:15 Post subject:
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Anton La'vey scammed you all HAHAHAHA!!!
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Tolanin
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Posted: 03/03/04 - 00:21 Post subject:
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| lotek wrote: | | dude, a fighting jesus mascot would own. what would the opposing teams chears be like? |
ya it would be kinda f****d up to be the other team and have to cheer that you want to grid jesus's face into the mud.
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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 03/03/04 - 16:06 Post subject:
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Yeah, pretty funny that the *Official Church of Satanism* looks like it was designed by Mrs. Petersons 3rd grade class.
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The Guy On The Couch
Luke Warm
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/03/04 - 16:52 Post subject:
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The Buddy Christ
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/03/04 - 18:31 Post subject:
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People that walk around all tough pretending to worship Satan just want attention. They want to be different, so they proudly wear their inverted crosses and pentagrams (which aren't necessarily "evil") and scowl at people, ready to attack.
I've never known any true Satanists, but if I did, I probably wouldn't have known because they aren't the thing listed above.
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