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Jakanden
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Confused
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lol...I hope that's a joke.
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Vengar_OO
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 13:43 Post subject: -==-
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I'll bet if she knew this website existed, she would never have started acting.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 13:43 Post subject:
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By the time she's 18, believe me, you will want to f**k her.
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Paco
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 13:44 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | By the time she's 18, believe me, you will want to f**k her. |
heh, and she's much better looking than those ugly b*****s the olsen twins
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sinrakin
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 13:46 Post subject:
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| Quote: | Hermione, oh me, oh my
Oh my, oh me, for you I'd die
You charmed me with your wand and smile
And I've loved you for a long, long while
You raise your hand so high in class
I'd take you on a date, alas
You're not quite old enough and yet
My heart burns for you like a smoldering sunset |
Reading that has caused my face to temporarily freeze in a painful grimace. The meter in the last line was especially horrifying. At least he's not "holding his wand" in the picture.
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Vengar_OO
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Location: Mayport, FL
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 13:57 Post subject: -==-
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | By the time she's 18, believe me, you will want to f**k her. |
Probably so, but this guy wants to f**k her like, right now.
He's probably got a girl or two tied up in his basement right now.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 14:04 Post subject:
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I think the website is a joke. He might really like Harry Potter, but read some of his comments in "About Me".
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Vengar_OO
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Location: Mayport, FL
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 14:14 Post subject: -==-
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Ok, I read some of his comments in the "About Me" link.
I prefer to work my magic in a UNIX environment. If you're a muggle when it comes to computer magic, UNIX is an operating system.
Ok, first Harry Potter reference. I suppose I could overlook it this one time....maybe.
I even named my computer mouse Scabbers after Ron's pet
Second reference, and a very creepy one. You can't make this shit like this up, he f*****g named his mouse.
Sometimes I'll talk to it while I'm working as though it's a real pet. "Hey Scabbers, I'll give you some cheese if you open that .exe file." Or something like: "Scabbers, you little rascal, did you just cause my computer to freeze?"
What-the-f**k? Ok, now I'm definitly convinced more than ever, someone is tied up in his basement right now.
Then the poem....holy shit, the poem.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 14:17 Post subject:
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It's those very comments that prove he is joking, Vengar!
Nobody would ever name their mouse scabbers and talk to it...I hope
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Vengar_OO
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 14:19 Post subject: -==-
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I really hope you are right.
I don't want to be right about this.
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Aeain
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 15:34 Post subject:
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Emma Watson can sit on my lap.
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Tolanin
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 15:44 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | It's those very comments that prove he is joking, Vengar!
Nobody would ever name their mouse scabbers and talk to it...I hope |
you would do something like that.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 17:10 Post subject:
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| Tolanin wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | It's those very comments that prove he is joking, Vengar!
Nobody would ever name their mouse scabbers and talk to it...I hope |
you would do something like that. |
Yes, but I don't have a website about it.
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Aandidar
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 18:05 Post subject:
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lol, read the guestbook.
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pyrgomache
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 18:21 Post subject:
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My favorite from the guestbook...
ur a sick f**k ur a sick f**k even if this shit is mutha f****n a joke its still f****n gay i feel sorry for the all the people who stumbled across this piece of shit waste of cyberspace. oh and a/b u being a muthafuckin computer dickhole at the age of 13 or w/e why are u proud of that? u probly molested some 1st grader or somethin. and if u are in love w/ her character ur f****n sick and ur f*****g retarded a*****e go to hell. dude i was gettin p***y at the age of 12 and u were too gay jackin off to anime porno in ur lil linux gay kids small penis club to get a gf u f****n f****t quit stalkin lil girls. i mean emma watson is pretty **** but im her age u stupid f**k. im 14 i bet ive gotten more p***y then ull ever get. ive bet uve never even seen one not on a porn site let alone gotten close enought to touch one u gay f****r. go find another fat ass boyfriend and have sweaty anal **** until he bites off ur d**k u stupid mtoher f****r go to f****n hell ur sick and go kill urself u gay pedofile douchebag. -billy, 14 (no my names not billy a*****e but i am 14)
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Paco
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 18:22 Post subject:
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| Aandidar wrote: | | lol, read the guestbook. |
hahaha, pure comedy gold
i'm tempted to post some, but there are so many funny ones to choose from, but i will post one that just made me lose it:
| Quote: | NAME RimJob
E-MAIL vote4kerry@dumbasses.com
COMMENTS
Ignore the haters!
Pork chop sandwich, b*****s!
DATE Friday, June 25th 2004 - 03:29:05 PM |
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Frax
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 18:27 Post subject:
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this guy is a wacko child f****r
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kemble
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 18:36 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | | this guy is a wacko child f****r |
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you forgot to add.... 'And he's my idol' 
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Frax
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 18:42 Post subject:
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eh?
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 19:05 Post subject:
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| pyrgomache wrote: | My favorite from the guestbook...
ur a sick f**k ur a sick f**k even if this shit is mutha f****n a joke its still f****n gay i feel sorry for the all the people who stumbled across this piece of shit waste of cyberspace. oh and a/b u being a muthafuckin computer dickhole at the age of 13 or w/e why are u proud of that? u probly molested some 1st grader or somethin. and if u are in love w/ her character ur f****n sick and ur f*****g retarded a*****e go to hell. dude i was gettin p***y at the age of 12 and u were too gay jackin off to anime porno in ur lil linux gay kids small penis club to get a gf u f****n f****t quit stalkin lil girls. i mean emma watson is pretty **** but im her age u stupid f**k. im 14 i bet ive gotten more p***y then ull ever get. ive bet uve never even seen one not on a porn site let alone gotten close enought to touch one u gay f****r. go find another fat ass boyfriend and have sweaty anal **** until he bites off ur d**k u stupid mtoher f****r go to f****n hell ur sick and go kill urself u gay pedofile douchebag. -billy, 14 (no my names not billy a*****e but i am 14) |
lol, I bet a black kid wrote that because blacks are always having **** at like 13 in the ghetto because their parents are like never there, doing drugs or shooting and more. Plus, black girls always get pregnant at like 13 because their moms did 2, also there aren't any Lawrence Fishburne's to look out for them like that movie with him and Cuba Gooding Jr. and Ice Cube.
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pyrgomache
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 19:07 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | pyrgomache wrote: | My favorite from the guestbook...
ur a sick f**k ur a sick f**k even if this shit is mutha f****n a joke its still f****n gay i feel sorry for the all the people who stumbled across this piece of shit waste of cyberspace. oh and a/b u being a muthafuckin computer dickhole at the age of 13 or w/e why are u proud of that? u probly molested some 1st grader or somethin. and if u are in love w/ her character ur f****n sick and ur f*****g retarded a*****e go to hell. dude i was gettin p***y at the age of 12 and u were too gay jackin off to anime porno in ur lil linux gay kids small penis club to get a gf u f****n f****t quit stalkin lil girls. i mean emma watson is pretty **** but im her age u stupid f**k. im 14 i bet ive gotten more p***y then ull ever get. ive bet uve never even seen one not on a porn site let alone gotten close enought to touch one u gay f****r. go find another fat ass boyfriend and have sweaty anal **** until he bites off ur d**k u stupid mtoher f****r go to f****n hell ur sick and go kill urself u gay pedofile douchebag. -billy, 14 (no my names not billy a*****e but i am 14) |
lol, I bet a black kid wrote that because blacks are always having **** at like 13 in the ghetto because their parents are like never there, doing drugs or shooting and more. Plus, black girls always get pregnant at like 13 because their moms did 2, also there aren't any Lawrence Fishburne's to look out for them like that movie with him and Cuba Gooding Jr. and Ice Cube. |
Nope, it's a spoiled prepubescent idiotic 12-14 year old trying to make a name for himself. Damn kids.
(trust me I can tell, I've dealt with these people)
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 19:14 Post subject:
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| pyrgomache wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | pyrgomache wrote: | My favorite from the guestbook...
ur a sick f**k ur a sick f**k even if this shit is mutha f****n a joke its still f****n gay i feel sorry for the all the people who stumbled across this piece of shit waste of cyberspace. oh and a/b u being a muthafuckin computer dickhole at the age of 13 or w/e why are u proud of that? u probly molested some 1st grader or somethin. and if u are in love w/ her character ur f****n sick and ur f*****g retarded a*****e go to hell. dude i was gettin p***y at the age of 12 and u were too gay jackin off to anime porno in ur lil linux gay kids small penis club to get a gf u f****n f****t quit stalkin lil girls. i mean emma watson is pretty **** but im her age u stupid f**k. im 14 i bet ive gotten more p***y then ull ever get. ive bet uve never even seen one not on a porn site let alone gotten close enought to touch one u gay f****r. go find another fat ass boyfriend and have sweaty anal **** until he bites off ur d**k u stupid mtoher f****r go to f****n hell ur sick and go kill urself u gay pedofile douchebag. -billy, 14 (no my names not billy a*****e but i am 14) |
lol, I bet a black kid wrote that because blacks are always having **** at like 13 in the ghetto because their parents are like never there, doing drugs or shooting and more. Plus, black girls always get pregnant at like 13 because their moms did 2, also there aren't any Lawrence Fishburne's to look out for them like that movie with him and Cuba Gooding Jr. and Ice Cube. |
Nope, it's a spoiled prepubescent idiotic 12-14 year old trying to make a name for himself. Damn kids.
(trust me I can tell, I've dealt with these people) |
What would fix him is a huge, white c**k in the ass, ripping his skin and cracking his hips. When he opens his mouth to scream, another d**k is deftly inserted to fill the hole. Eventually he'll give in and start bucking in rhythm...I sure did. 
Tape the whole thing and then play it at his next school assembly. At first, nobody will know what the hell is going on, but you did remember to get a few closeups so that everyone will recognize him, right?
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Overon
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 19:20 Post subject:
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lol that is so terrible
but she was definitely sportin' the cleavage in the last movie
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Jakanden
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 19:23 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | pyrgomache wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | pyrgomache wrote: | My favorite from the guestbook...
ur a sick f**k ur a sick f**k even if this shit is mutha f****n a joke its still f****n gay i feel sorry for the all the people who stumbled across this piece of shit waste of cyberspace. oh and a/b u being a muthafuckin computer dickhole at the age of 13 or w/e why are u proud of that? u probly molested some 1st grader or somethin. and if u are in love w/ her character ur f****n sick and ur f*****g retarded a*****e go to hell. dude i was gettin p***y at the age of 12 and u were too gay jackin off to anime porno in ur lil linux gay kids small penis club to get a gf u f****n f****t quit stalkin lil girls. i mean emma watson is pretty **** but im her age u stupid f**k. im 14 i bet ive gotten more p***y then ull ever get. ive bet uve never even seen one not on a porn site let alone gotten close enought to touch one u gay f****r. go find another fat ass boyfriend and have sweaty anal **** until he bites off ur d**k u stupid mtoher f****r go to f****n hell ur sick and go kill urself u gay pedofile douchebag. -billy, 14 (no my names not billy a*****e but i am 14) |
lol, I bet a black kid wrote that because blacks are always having **** at like 13 in the ghetto because their parents are like never there, doing drugs or shooting and more. Plus, black girls always get pregnant at like 13 because their moms did 2, also there aren't any Lawrence Fishburne's to look out for them like that movie with him and Cuba Gooding Jr. and Ice Cube. |
Nope, it's a spoiled prepubescent idiotic 12-14 year old trying to make a name for himself. Damn kids.
(trust me I can tell, I've dealt with these people) |
What would fix him is a huge, white c**k in the ass, ripping his skin and cracking his hips. When he opens his mouth to scream, another d**k is deftly inserted to fill the hole. Eventually he'll give in and start bucking in rhythm...I sure did.
Tape the whole thing and then play it at his next school assembly. At first, nobody will know what the hell is going on, but you did remember to get a few closeups so that everyone will recognize him, right? |
You sir, are f****d in the head =)
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kemble
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 19:24 Post subject:
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I was joking :p
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median
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 19:25 Post subject:
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| Jakanden wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | pyrgomache wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | pyrgomache wrote: | My favorite from the guestbook...
ur a sick f**k ur a sick f**k even if this shit is mutha f****n a joke its still f****n gay i feel sorry for the all the people who stumbled across this piece of shit waste of cyberspace. oh and a/b u being a muthafuckin computer dickhole at the age of 13 or w/e why are u proud of that? u probly molested some 1st grader or somethin. and if u are in love w/ her character ur f****n sick and ur f*****g retarded a*****e go to hell. dude i was gettin p***y at the age of 12 and u were too gay jackin off to anime porno in ur lil linux gay kids small penis club to get a gf u f****n f****t quit stalkin lil girls. i mean emma watson is pretty **** but im her age u stupid f**k. im 14 i bet ive gotten more p***y then ull ever get. ive bet uve never even seen one not on a porn site let alone gotten close enought to touch one u gay f****r. go find another fat ass boyfriend and have sweaty anal **** until he bites off ur d**k u stupid mtoher f****r go to f****n hell ur sick and go kill urself u gay pedofile douchebag. -billy, 14 (no my names not billy a*****e but i am 14) |
lol, I bet a black kid wrote that because blacks are always having **** at like 13 in the ghetto because their parents are like never there, doing drugs or shooting and more. Plus, black girls always get pregnant at like 13 because their moms did 2, also there aren't any Lawrence Fishburne's to look out for them like that movie with him and Cuba Gooding Jr. and Ice Cube. |
Nope, it's a spoiled prepubescent idiotic 12-14 year old trying to make a name for himself. Damn kids.
(trust me I can tell, I've dealt with these people) |
What would fix him is a huge, white c**k in the ass, ripping his skin and cracking his hips. When he opens his mouth to scream, another d**k is deftly inserted to fill the hole. Eventually he'll give in and start bucking in rhythm...I sure did.
Tape the whole thing and then play it at his next school assembly. At first, nobody will know what the hell is going on, but you did remember to get a few closeups so that everyone will recognize him, right? |
You sir, are f****d in the head =) |
Yah that kids quote is 100% teen angst, and I love it. I wish more people like that would post on this board
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Overon
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 19:26 Post subject:
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its probably also fake 
it just takes the fun away from it when it is
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Frax
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 19:32 Post subject:
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| kemble wrote: |
I was joking :p |
sorry long s****y day at work ! 
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Overon
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Posted: 06/25/04 - 19:36 Post subject:
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hahahahaah
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Here I am in my room surrounded by all my Harry Potter treasures.
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