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Soriak
Toomuchtimeonhands
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 Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:11 Post subject: Contract of Wifely Expectations
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
I'd copy some highlights - but this thing is just wow.
"Negotiations requested in a timely manner will be done after you are in your sleepwear" - now there's someone for the **** offender list.
Last edited by Soriak on 02/18/06 - 04:18; edited 1 time in total
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:14 Post subject: Re: Contract of Wifely Expectations
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| Soriak wrote: | http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
I'd copy some highlights - but this thing is just wow. |
He has some very solid points.
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shinja mayoke
Luke Warm
Joined: 04 Jan 2003
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 10:39 Post subject:
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Id wager there is more to this story that is told...this reads very much like a BDSM contract without details of the actual BDSM play.
Many people who are serious into the bondage scene will have a contract, what is missing here are the demands from the submissive's side.
I wonder how much she followed his rules?
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Sutto
Sir Postalot
Joined: 18 Oct 2002
Posts: 1100
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 11:10 Post subject:
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all i read was the hygeine but did you also read that her vaginal slit hair can be 20''x10'' ? GOOD LORD THATS A BIG WOMAN!
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 15:08 Post subject:
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dude, sutto. you missed the decimal points.
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principessa
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 15:16 Post subject:
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| shinja mayoke wrote: | Id wager there is more to this story that is told...this reads very much like a BDSM contract without details of the actual BDSM play.
Many people who are serious into the bondage scene will have a contract, what is missing here are the demands from the submissive's side.
I wonder how much she followed his rules? |
My thoughts as well. The contract, with such details, is all about control.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 15:21 Post subject:
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| principessa wrote: | | shinja mayoke wrote: | Id wager there is more to this story that is told...this reads very much like a BDSM contract without details of the actual BDSM play.
Many people who are serious into the bondage scene will have a contract, what is missing here are the demands from the submissive's side.
I wonder how much she followed his rules? |
My thoughts as well. The contract, with such details, is all about control. |
comment of the day.
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principessa
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 15:26 Post subject:
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Why thank you, Atarom!
Do I get a gold star or a box of chocolates???
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 15:28 Post subject:
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a monogrammed bag of orange and red skittles.
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Rennol
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3741
Location: Charleston, IL
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 15:41 Post subject:
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This guy doesn't need a wife.
He needs a realdoll.
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Okami
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2242
Location: The new board
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 19:21 Post subject:
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She didn't sign it, but gave it to the police.
She "should" have brought some friends over to help shove it up his ass.
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kireol
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Aug 2003
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Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 21:07 Post subject:
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i printed it and put it on the fridge. 
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Baha
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 1214
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 22:25 Post subject:
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and this woman actually married this guy? lol  
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