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Posted: 09/03/04 - 19:47 Post subject: Confused needs to put the f*****g crack pipe down
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FUx News is the source
| Quote: | Confused NWS ARRESTED IN CRACK COCAINE BUST
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Fri, Sep 3, 2004 at 07:45:28 EDT
New York, New York (INDY) - Famed Asstard Confused NWS was one of those arrested in a massive crack cocaine bust in New York last night, say police.
According to Police Department spokesperson Jack Crow, police entered the home of known crack dealer Wily at approximately 3:07 a.m. Sunday morning, after receiving a noise complaint from a neighboring discotheque. "Upon entering the apartment, we found several people huddled around a crack pipe, At this time we did not see the suspect in question. We then broke down a locked bathroom door, and found Confused NWS, dressed only in a trucker hat and Ugg boots, frantically attempting to flush approximately 50 kilos of crack cocaine."
"When NWS was confronted, he screamed "This is just my baking soda! I'm bakin' for my momma!" Police promptly escorted Mr. NWS to the New York County Jail, where he is being held on $4,000 bond.
NWS has struggled in the past with drug, anger, chocolate, shopping, and **** addiction issues. The now-noseless NWS has also received treatment for an apparent cosmetic surgery addiction. This is his first arrest for crack cocaine possession.
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euphonious
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 893
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Posted: 09/03/04 - 20:06 Post subject: Re: Confused needs to put the f*****g crack pipe down
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| Jack Crow wrote: | FUx News is the source
| Quote: | Confused NWS ARRESTED IN CRACK COCAINE BUST
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Fri, Sep 3, 2004 at 07:45:28 EDT
New York, New York (INDY) - Famed Asstard Confused NWS was one of those arrested in a massive crack cocaine bust in New York last night, say police.
According to Police Department spokesperson Jack Crow, police entered the home of known crack dealer Wily at approximately 3:07 a.m. Sunday morning, after receiving a noise complaint from a neighboring discotheque. "Upon entering the apartment, we found several people huddled around a crack pipe, At this time we did not see the suspect in question. We then broke down a locked bathroom door, and found Confused NWS, dressed only in a trucker hat and Ugg boots, frantically attempting to flush approximately 50 kilos of crack cocaine."
"When NWS was confronted, he screamed "This is just my baking soda! I'm bakin' for my momma!" Police promptly escorted Mr. NWS to the New York County Jail, where he is being held on $4,000 bond.
NWS has struggled in the past with drug, anger, chocolate, shopping, and **** addiction issues. The now-noseless NWS has also received treatment for an apparent cosmetic surgery addiction. This is his first arrest for crack cocaine possession.
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You've reached a new low.
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Nictathan
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 5531
Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 09/03/04 - 20:11 Post subject:
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Give me that 30 seconds of my life back plz
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Posted: 09/03/04 - 21:21 Post subject: Re: Confused needs to put the f*****g crack pipe down
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| euphonious wrote: | | Jack Crow wrote: | FUx News is the source
| Quote: | Confused NWS ARRESTED IN CRACK COCAINE BUST
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Fri, Sep 3, 2004 at 07:45:28 EDT
New York, New York (INDY) - Famed Asstard Confused NWS was one of those arrested in a massive crack cocaine bust in New York last night, say police.
According to Police Department spokesperson Jack Crow, police entered the home of known crack dealer Wily at approximately 3:07 a.m. Sunday morning, after receiving a noise complaint from a neighboring discotheque. "Upon entering the apartment, we found several people huddled around a crack pipe, At this time we did not see the suspect in question. We then broke down a locked bathroom door, and found Confused NWS, dressed only in a trucker hat and Ugg boots, frantically attempting to flush approximately 50 kilos of crack cocaine."
"When NWS was confronted, he screamed "This is just my baking soda! I'm bakin' for my momma!" Police promptly escorted Mr. NWS to the New York County Jail, where he is being held on $4,000 bond.
NWS has struggled in the past with drug, anger, chocolate, shopping, and **** addiction issues. The now-noseless NWS has also received treatment for an apparent cosmetic surgery addiction. This is his first arrest for crack cocaine possession.
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Rycrias
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002 Posts: 269
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Posted: 09/03/04 - 23:30 Post subject:
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Your posts seem even more desperate than usual Jack. Did the RNC really get to you THAT much?
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Docter
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 21 Oct 2002 Posts: 3420
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 00:14 Post subject:
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| Rycrias wrote: | | Your posts seem even more desperate than usual Jack. Did the RNC really get to you THAT much? |
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 02:01 Post subject:
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| Rycrias wrote: | | Your posts seem even more desperate than usual Jack. Did the RNC really get to you THAT much? |
Heh, no doubt:)
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Vengar_OO
Sir Postalot

Joined: 30 Nov 2002 Posts: 1029
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 07:50 Post subject: -==-
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Worst flame attempt evar.
Not even a s****y photoshop this time, just a cut and paste article? Lame.
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 14:17 Post subject:
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| Rycrias wrote: | | Your posts seem even more desperate than usual Jack. Did the RNC really get to you THAT much? |
lol yawn
Yeah typing in four words into an "automatic scandal program" is SOOOOOO desperate
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 14:52 Post subject:
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THIS JUST IN!!
| Quote: | Kbarr LIED ABOUT MILITARY RECORD, SOURCES REVEAL
BY JULIE ANN PIETRANGELO
Sat, Sep 4, 2004 at 02:50:59 EDT
New York, New york (INDY) -- Supporters and critics of Kbarr Kbarr were shocked to learn yesterday that the 42 year-old New York local had completely and utterly lied about past experience in the military.
Kbarr has repeatedly made statements in speeches and interviews claiming he saved the lives of all the members of his transport stationed in the Pacific Theater during World War II. Despite shrapnel damage to his left leg, hearing loss suffered when a grenade detonated in his helmet and a severe shark bite to the upper torso, Kbarr claimed he managed to save all 28 men in his platoon, plus the life of a Japanese fisherman who had accidentally come across the scene. Kbarr has often walked with a limp, citing the incident as the reason.
Yesterday journalist Jack Crow reported he had researched Kbarr's alleged past, and was shocked to find that not only had Kbarr lied about his involvement in the Navy in WW II, but that he was in fact born in 1962 and did not even exist at the time of these events. A criminal investigation is pending.
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