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PostPosted: 01/08/05 - 01:54    Post subject: Canada bashing Reply with quote

because its fun
http://www.wimp.com/canada/
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PostPosted: 01/08/05 - 02:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny, sad and true.
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PostPosted: 01/08/05 - 02:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha Awesome.
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PostPosted: 01/08/05 - 02:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is a lot of dog sleding
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PostPosted: 01/08/05 - 17:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

the truth hurts some people i guess.
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PostPosted: 01/08/05 - 23:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ann Coulter is the dumbest b***h ive ever seen alive..

Why dont idiots like her turn their attention to their own country and stick their arrogance up their a******s and then think about that shit some more.

Arrogance is something that makes you hated, not loved.

Saying, "allowing them to live on the same continent"? Eeh.. What crawled up your b******e, f*****g w***e why dont you just worry about your wrinkles and stop talking out of your ass.
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PostPosted: 01/08/05 - 23:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zwadrich wrote:
Ann Coulter is the dumbest b***h ive ever seen alive..

Why dont idiots like her turn their attention to their own country and stick their arrogance up their a******s and then think about that shit some more.

Arrogance is something that makes you hated, not loved.

Saying, "allowing them to live on the same continent"? Eeh.. What crawled up your b******e, f*****g w***e why dont you just worry about your wrinkles and stop talking out of your ass.


Agreed.
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PostPosted: 01/08/05 - 23:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zwadrich wrote:
Ann Coulter is the dumbest b***h ive ever seen alive..

Why dont idiots like her turn their attention to their own country and stick their arrogance up their a******s and then think about that shit some more.

Arrogance is something that makes you hated, not loved.

Saying, "allowing them to live on the same continent"? Eeh.. What crawled up your b******e, f*****g w***e why dont you just worry about your wrinkles and stop talking out of your ass.


LOL

She was 100% on target. They take advantage of location by ignoring their own military. Someone in the canadian goverenment has discovered that they don't need to support a real military deterrence when they are so close to the USA. Shit, I bet they figured the europeans get away with it, why not us.

Our presence as their neighbor allows them to exist in their current state, its as simple as that.

/spit
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PostPosted: 01/08/05 - 23:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know much about Canada, but I think Japanese business women are cool.
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PostPosted: 01/09/05 - 03:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kbarr, don't you live in Queens?
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PostPosted: 01/09/05 - 05:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qaldyin wrote:
Kbarr, don't you live in Queens?


Wuddayawannanofa?
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PostPosted: 01/09/05 - 06:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

head hunting, perhaps?

he didn't post a picture of his face, you're gonna have to go by his generic redneck looking body(narrowing downyour search quite a bit). If he lives in queens you're sure to find him within the year, how many ignorant republican retired cops living off their pension live in a local district anyways?... come to think of it... too many to count.
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PostPosted: 01/09/05 - 06:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh, about the topic.

from what I gather canada is 1 up on us.

Tactically sound, there are few circumstances that any force, other than the U.S., can pose any threat to canada. This allows for much of the government and society as a whole to focus on domestic affiars, letting the U.S. deal with the rest of the world.

Canada provides an alternative to american boundaries, literally and figuratively. The benefits of living in canada surpass living in the United states for many reasons, but many people cannot handle french people AND leaving home.

As I've suggested to everyone I've ever talked to about politics in california:
California, as a whole, should seceed, as we are geographically, economically, and agriculturally sound. Have enormous military components, massive trade, and mexicans (who provide the cheap labor kbarr can tell you all about).

I say the south would be better off independant as well, as the north doesn't need their shit crawling up from the sewers much longer either.

The north can end the ugly process of throwing every last bit of imperialism is has left at the middle east, and can begin the healing process of redneck removal from its roots.

The lovable south, without them the United stated would have no blue collar TV, or someone to laugh at during nationally televised presidential addresses.

Kbarr, you're my hero because you are the epitome of the angry old man struggling for something that ended before WWII.

I hope you are buried alive by some liberal scumbags (perhaps canadians) and die a miserable grizzly death.


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PostPosted: 01/09/05 - 06:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh, in anticipation for your dental comment, take off your dentures before you go to bed.
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PostPosted: 01/09/05 - 07:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

ATM Banana wrote:
oh, in anticipation for your dental comment, take off your dentures before you go to bed.


Here is the deal. I don't want you to ever claim no one told you how to do it...

You brush/floss/listerine rinse when you wake up.

Floss after you eat or during the day as circumstances allow.

Brush/floss/listerine rinse before you sleep.

See a dentist for cleanings every 4/6 months. If you are doing less than this, you are wrong.



I repeat, go brush your teeth.
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PostPosted: 01/09/05 - 14:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kbarr wrote:
ATM Banana wrote:
oh, in anticipation for your dental comment, take off your dentures before you go to bed.


Here is the deal. I don't want you to ever claim no one told you how to do it...

You brush/floss/listerine rinse when you wake up.

Floss after you eat or during the day as circumstances allow.

Brush/floss/listerine rinse before you sleep.

See a dentist for cleanings every 4/6 months. If you are doing less than this, you are wrong.



I repeat, go brush your teeth.


You both have small penises! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.
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PostPosted: 01/10/05 - 19:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

Majy wrote:


You both have small penises! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.


that made me lirl Razz
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PostPosted: 01/11/05 - 04:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

wibblewobble wrote:
There is a lot of dog sleding



Whats ironic about that, is that on CNN, they were talking about how even in the Sierra's right now, the majority of people living there, have to dog sled to get anywhere.

What about Alaska?

On a lighter note, that was f*****g hilarious.
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PostPosted: 01/11/05 - 11:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah the dog sledding was my fav part. Their horse police in red uniforms make me snicker too. Its like the old fashioned british soldiers or something lol.
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