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Docter
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 Posted: 09/17/04 - 19:48 Post subject: Britney pwned!!!
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| Quote: | Britney Puts Her Dildo In Her Mouth!
News Edition: 09/03/2004
Pop diva Britney Spears reportedly broke down during a TV interview on British music show 'Popworld' after revealing to TV presenter Simon Anstell that she had put a dildo in her mouth.
When Anstell asked the 'Toxic' star what was the last thing that she put in her mouth, Britney replied that it was a dildo.
"I was doing an interview with her and I had my normal set of silly questions. I got to one where I ask her what the last thing she put in her mouth was. I thought the reply would be something like chicken escalope, but she just said, a dildo," Rate the Music quoted Anstell as saying.
"Now that, I was certainly not expecting. I'd have been less shocked if she's just said 'penis'. Anyway her people stepped in and cut out the question. At the end I went and asked her if she'd gone a bit nuts and when she thought about that, a tear welled up in her eye," he added.
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Nictathan
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Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 09/17/04 - 19:49 Post subject:
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hahahahaha
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Occulis
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Posted: 09/17/04 - 19:50 Post subject:
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fukcing nice turnm a s**t iunto a superstgar 18 what the f**k u expect
f*****g brain won't be ready for prime time f****n foer anotehr 6 years anyway
HAHA f**k YOU
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Xenden
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Posted: 09/17/04 - 20:20 Post subject:
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dildosz!
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gotissues68
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Posted: 09/17/04 - 20:37 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | fukcing nice turnm a s**t iunto a superstgar 18 what the f**k u expect
f*****g brain won't be ready for prime time f****n foer anotehr 6 years anyway
HAHA f**k YOU |
You usually type so well sir, I can see this was not a pre-meditated post and one done in anger in the spur of the moment!
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Occulis
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Posted: 09/17/04 - 20:42 Post subject:
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IF You can't appreciate the beauty of this PRISTINE member of society oy'ujr enogihing but aPIECE OF SHIT
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Starks
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Posted: 09/17/04 - 20:54 Post subject:
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she was really hot in Demolition Man
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pyrgomache
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Posted: 09/17/04 - 20:56 Post subject:
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that pic isn't all that great, she looks like she just killed a guy
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Posted: 09/17/04 - 20:59 Post subject:
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| Starks wrote: | | she was really hot in Demolition Man |
She would be hot covered with cow shit.
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Baha
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Posted: 09/17/04 - 21:05 Post subject:
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why the f**k does she look like she just kileld a guy? you have no idea what a killer looks like, clearly. I'd bang her brains out fo sho
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 09/17/04 - 21:19 Post subject:
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Britney sucks, who cares what some no-one cares about magazine writes for gossip about this long lost no-one cares about child =/
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principessa
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Posted: 09/18/04 - 13:47 Post subject:
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Why does just sound like another stunt designed to bring her more publicity about what a cutting-edge moron she is?
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 09/18/04 - 14:50 Post subject:
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so britney isn't a virgin?
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Rennol
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Posted: 09/18/04 - 15:22 Post subject:
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It's obvious that Britney Spears has a slim hold on her sanity.
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Xarpolis
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Posted: 09/18/04 - 15:23 Post subject:
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I'd do her.
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Paco
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Posted: 09/18/04 - 18:53 Post subject:
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I'm sure you would.
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Buntz
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Posted: 09/18/04 - 18:58 Post subject:
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| Xarpolis wrote: | | I'd do her. |
you'd do anything =(
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kemble
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Posted: 09/18/04 - 19:58 Post subject:
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| Buntz wrote: | | Xarpolis wrote: | | I'd do her. |
you'd do anything =( |
Prolly not his cousin tho.
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Paco
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Posted: 09/18/04 - 21:11 Post subject:
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| kemble wrote: | | Buntz wrote: | | Xarpolis wrote: | | I'd do her. |
you'd do anything =( |
Prolly not his cousin tho. |
hahah, awesome
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Xarpolis
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Posted: 09/18/04 - 21:30 Post subject:
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Na, I wouldn't do anything.
But to say you've had Brittney Spears would be... well, at the very least, bragging rights for the rest of your life. That and it'd be a lot of fun. One of those "younger" dream come true's so to speak. From when she first started singing.
In the same respect, I'd give my left arm up for a chance with Elisha Cuthbert. She is the pinnacle of what a younger woman can be, in my minds eye.
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Regan
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Posted: 09/18/04 - 22:13 Post subject:
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Bragging rights for the rest of your life? That'd be kinda pathetic when you're older. Just think of some 60yr old retieree going on about how they banged some star from the late 50's you've never heard of.
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Xarpolis
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Posted: 09/18/04 - 22:15 Post subject:
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I'm talking people at or around your same age bracket. People who would know of her.
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Buntz
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Posted: 09/19/04 - 20:11 Post subject:
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| kemble wrote: | | Buntz wrote: | | Xarpolis wrote: | | I'd do her. |
you'd do anything =( |
Prolly not his cousin tho. |
bull =/
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Spitulski
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Posted: 09/19/04 - 20:23 Post subject:
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Imagine the faces screwed up in antagonizing inner pain at the senior folks home as they try to remember who Britney Spears was. That would be worth it.
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