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Plat4PoP
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 14376
Location: USA
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 Posted: 12/18/05 - 22:54 Post subject: Brazilian
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.
Finally, Bush looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Plat4PoP
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 14376
Location: USA
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Posted: 12/18/05 - 22:59 Post subject: Currency Exchange
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I had a bunch of Euros I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line...just one person in front of me, an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated.
He asked the teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dolla fo yen - today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white guys too!"
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Jukas
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 19 Mar 2003
Posts: 896
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Posted: 12/18/05 - 23:02 Post subject:
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And here I thought you were getting waxed and had posted pics.
s***w you!
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Plat4PoP
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 14376
Location: USA
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Posted: 12/18/05 - 23:10 Post subject:
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| Jukas wrote: | And here I thought you were getting waxed and had posted pics.
s***w you! |
Merry Christmas
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Jukas
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 19 Mar 2003
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Posted: 12/18/05 - 23:28 Post subject:
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If my package looked that small in brief's I'd be a sad panda
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That Lumberg Guy
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 23 Jun 2005
Posts: 3790
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Posted: 12/18/05 - 23:39 Post subject:
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This thread sucks ass.
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