Brand New Van Helsing Trailer(nws)
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Just came out Saturday. Shows far more than the previous trailer. It looks pretty damn good. I just fear another underworld.
Just came out Saturday. Shows far more than the previous trailer. It looks pretty damn good. I just fear another underworld.
Nah its more like an adventure movies then a serious one like Under world.
Looks damn nice.
Looks damn nice.
f*****g quicktime.
Saw it when I saw Dawn of the Dead.
| Maelstrom wrote: |
Nah its more like an adventure movies then a serious one like Under world. Looks damn nice. |
Underworld was intended to be seriousness but I can never take goth kids that way. Even if they're in expensive wardrobes.
I liked Underworld, actually...and their expensive Goth costumes...certainly not Hot Topic, over-priced junk.
Van Helsing looks..interesting....but then again, it has Hugh Jackman...'nuff said
I downloaded the screensaver for it...it's noisy, tho..oh, got the Spiderman 2 screensaver as well...it's boring
Van Helsing looks..interesting....but then again, it has Hugh Jackman...'nuff said
I downloaded the screensaver for it...it's noisy, tho..oh, got the Spiderman 2 screensaver as well...it's boring
| Jakanden wrote: |
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/van_helsing/trailer/large.html Just came out Saturday. Shows far more than the previous trailer. It looks pretty damn good. I just fear another underworld. |
underworld was f*****g awesome. What the f**k are you talking about?
Underworld was cool right up until that crappy ending.
Underworld was a good movie. This one looks great too! Plus they both have Kate Beckensale (sp?). 
Underworld is the shittiest movie of 2003. Or whenever it came out. Females and effeminate males love it, though.
s****y dialogue? Check.
Vague, pointless plot? Check.
Countless posturing and posing scenes? Check. (Hint: If you don't remember these, you probably thought they were "dark" and "brooding" scenes. You're wrong.)
Unbelievable yet highly predictable plot twists? Check.
Vampires using guns? Check.
They could have made a worse movie. Would have had to rented cheaper cameras to do it, though. It's good to see the Microsoft principle exists even in the threater: Market a lump of shit well enough and people will buy it by the ton.
s****y dialogue? Check.
Vague, pointless plot? Check.
Countless posturing and posing scenes? Check. (Hint: If you don't remember these, you probably thought they were "dark" and "brooding" scenes. You're wrong.)
Unbelievable yet highly predictable plot twists? Check.
Vampires using guns? Check.
They could have made a worse movie. Would have had to rented cheaper cameras to do it, though. It's good to see the Microsoft principle exists even in the threater: Market a lump of shit well enough and people will buy it by the ton.
Guns make everyone 10x cooler.
If they made jesus into a superhero with guns and shit people would like him more.
If they made jesus into a superhero with guns and shit people would like him more.
Underworld rocked.
I have high hopes for this but Im worried its going to suck because its directed by the same douche who did the Mummy movies.
I have high hopes for this but Im worried its going to suck because its directed by the same douche who did the Mummy movies.
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Vampires using guns? Check. |
i love you so much, mr hamster.
omg i really loved underworld. that guy is very good looking and hubby really gets off on kate b.'s lips! hehe
some of you "are" too harsh on movies. they are just made to entertain us. lighten up !
some of you "are" too harsh on movies. they are just made to entertain us. lighten up !
god damn, you couldn't sound any more stupid or prove my point any better. are you a relative of celestras?
| Jack Crow wrote: |
Underworld rocked. I have high hopes for this but Im worried its going to suck because its directed by the same douche who did the Mummy movies. |
STFU the mummy movies kicked a*s, they are uber popcorn fliks.
And good horror before it took itself so serious was also straight popcorn, like the hammer flicks, how many times did dracula rise again?
underworld kicked a*s until the hybrid showed up and looked like they ran out of all creativity the second it was time to design it.
| Minion wrote: |
Guns make everyone 10x cooler. If they made jesus into a superhero with guns and shit people would like him more. |
South Park did it.
ok the mummy was tight... underworld was tight.... kate beckensale is tight... hugh jackman is tight... the name van hellsing is tight.... the idea behind the character is tight... his hat is tight... and that crossbow is tight.... im not sure how tight yer math skills are... but this all adds up to a pretty tight movie
popcorn is tight...
but only when watching a tight movie
with a tight soda to wash it down with....
....
tight
popcorn is tight...
but only when watching a tight movie
with a tight soda to wash it down with....
....
tight
| Occulis wrote: |
god damn, you couldn't sound any more stupid or prove my point any better. are you a relative of celestras? |
Dude, you hafta take that back!
Even I don't sound that bad.
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