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Posted: 08/06/03 - 12:59

Occulis
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13299

Here is an email I got from a friend this morning:

Quote:

AS A MATTEWRE OF FACT YES I AM YOU FUCKIING PIESE OF SHIT.. IM WAUY TOO FUCING GOOD TO BE WRITITNG BACK TO YOU I DON'T EWVENT KNOW WHY I f*****g BOTHER YOU ARENT WORTH THE EXPENDED CALORIES DOING IT.. YOU SHOULD BE SENDING ME ONE OF THOSE f*****g EGREETING CARDS THAT SAY THANK YOU FOR WRITYING TO ME MASTER I AM NOT WORTHY OF THE GROUND YOU SHIT ON

Posted: 08/06/03 - 13:07

Paco
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12380

Did they graduate from school?

Posted: 08/06/03 - 13:17

Nictathan
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5155

Wow, they must have some engine that randomly adds letters to words to mispell them because OMG that hurt to read.

Posted: 08/06/03 - 17:46

lumber
Joined: 08 May 2003
Posts: 326

Dunn wrote:

Here is an email I got from a friend

Friend eh?

What a strange person!

Posted: 08/06/03 - 19:35

Silvermouse
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 10657

I got an e-mail inviting me to watch russian families f**k. It had a 20ish male getting blown by some 50 year old chick, etc.

Posted: 08/06/03 - 19:46

Occulis
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13299

Silvermouse wrote:

I got an e-mail inviting me to watch russian families f**k. It had a 20ish male getting blown by some 50 year old chick, etc.

url plz

Posted: 08/06/03 - 20:11

Silvermouse
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 10657

Dunn wrote:

Silvermouse wrote:

I got an e-mail inviting me to watch russian families f**k. It had a 20ish male getting blown by some 50 year old chick, etc.

url plz

http://www.puremomson.com/?id=41748&acid=41748&bill=cg&refer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.incest-porn.us%2F

My favorite line: "This is well known that almost every man had sexual fantasies about his mom, this is why incest is so popular. But only some really go further and f**k their mothers."

Posted: 08/06/03 - 21:26

Ashley
Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Posts: 906

hmm.. sounds like something paden would write.

Posted: 08/07/03 - 05:13

Haroun Zehra
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1232

Hahahah.... I'm sitting here thinking "You know Paden IRL?"

Posted: 08/07/03 - 07:28

TrueParadox
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1003

Allright... I give up! I was tired and p****d off!

Just kidding, I didn't send him that one Smile

Jason has an odd collection of friends as far as I can guess... but those of us that really know him, those of us that really invest the time to dig deep and find out what's really at the core of Dunn.... those of us that care.... we know... just how truly f****d UP DUNN IS!

Dunn for Planetary OverLord!

Posted: 08/07/03 - 07:32

Nahualli
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8460

ahahahahahahahhahahaha... g*****n that DOES look retarded..

Actually that was me Smile

He wrote to me and I didn't have my mail machine up so his email sat on my mailbox for 2 days. A day later he sends a follow up email "oh.. you're too good to write back to me, eh?" So I rattled off this reply. Dunn's always randomly mispelling words so I closed my eyes while I typed this out on purpose. I think it had the desired effect

-Nah-

Posted: 08/07/03 - 07:41

TrueParadox
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1003

Nahualli wrote:

ahahahahahahahhahahaha... g*****n that DOES look retarded..

Actually that was me Smile

He wrote to me and I didn't have my mail machine up so his email sat on my mailbox for 2 days. A day later he sends a follow up email "oh.. you're too good to write back to me, eh?" So I rattled off this reply. Dunn's always randomly mispelling words so I closed my eyes while I typed this out on purpose. I think it had the desired effect

-Nah-

Are you serious?

Posted: 08/07/03 - 07:43

Nahualli
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8460

About what? The fact it was me or the fact I'm such a s****y typist irl?

Guilty as charged on both counts.

-Nah-

Posted: 08/07/03 - 07:50

TrueParadox
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1003

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.... want me to smack Dunn for ya? He'll be in to work at 1pm, then I get to lean over and talk shit to him for *5* hours! Weeeeeeeeeee!