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Occulis
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PostPosted: 08/06/03 - 12:59    Post subject: Best email I've ever received Reply with quote

Here is an email I got from a friend this morning:

Quote:
AS A MATTEWRE OF FACT YES I AM YOU FUCKIING PIESE OF SHIT.. IM WAUY TOO FUCING GOOD TO BE WRITITNG BACK TO YOU I DON'T EWVENT KNOW WHY I f*****g BOTHER YOU ARENT WORTH THE EXPENDED CALORIES DOING IT.. YOU SHOULD BE SENDING ME ONE OF THOSE f*****g EGREETING CARDS THAT SAY THANK YOU FOR WRITYING TO ME MASTER I AM NOT WORTHY OF THE GROUND YOU SHIT ON
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PostPosted: 08/06/03 - 13:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did they graduate from school?
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PostPosted: 08/06/03 - 13:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, they must have some engine that randomly adds letters to words to mispell them because OMG that hurt to read.
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PostPosted: 08/06/03 - 17:46    Post subject: Re: Best email I've ever received Reply with quote

Dunn wrote:
Here is an email I got from a friend


Friend eh?

What a strange person!
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PostPosted: 08/06/03 - 19:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got an e-mail inviting me to watch russian families f**k. It had a 20ish male getting blown by some 50 year old chick, etc.
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PostPosted: 08/06/03 - 19:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silvermouse wrote:
I got an e-mail inviting me to watch russian families f**k. It had a 20ish male getting blown by some 50 year old chick, etc.


url plz
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PostPosted: 08/06/03 - 20:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dunn wrote:
Silvermouse wrote:
I got an e-mail inviting me to watch russian families f**k. It had a 20ish male getting blown by some 50 year old chick, etc.


url plz


http://www.puremomson.com/?id=41748&acid=41748&bill=cg&refer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.incest-porn.us%2F

My favorite line: "This is well known that almost every man had **** fantasies about his mom, this is why incest is so popular. But only some really go further and f**k their mothers."
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PostPosted: 08/06/03 - 21:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmm.. sounds like something paden would write.
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 05:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahah.... I'm sitting here thinking "You know Paden IRL?"
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 07:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

Allright... I give up! I was tired and p****d off!

Just kidding, I didn't send him that one Smile Jason has an odd collection of friends as far as I can guess... but those of us that really know him, those of us that really invest the time to dig deep and find out what's really at the core of Dunn.... those of us that care.... we know... just how truly f****d UP DUNN IS!

Dunn for Planetary OverLord!
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 07:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahahahahahahahhahahaha... g*****n that DOES look retarded..

Actually that was me Smile

He wrote to me and I didn't have my mail machine up so his email sat on my mailbox for 2 days. A day later he sends a follow up email "oh.. you're too good to write back to me, eh?" So I rattled off this reply. Dunn's always randomly mispelling words so I closed my eyes while I typed this out on purpose. I think it had the desired effect

-Nah-
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 07:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nahualli wrote:
ahahahahahahahhahahaha... g*****n that DOES look retarded..

Actually that was me Smile

He wrote to me and I didn't have my mail machine up so his email sat on my mailbox for 2 days. A day later he sends a follow up email "oh.. you're too good to write back to me, eh?" So I rattled off this reply. Dunn's always randomly mispelling words so I closed my eyes while I typed this out on purpose. I think it had the desired effect

-Nah-


Are you serious?
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 07:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

About what? The fact it was me or the fact I'm such a s****y typist irl?

Guilty as charged on both counts.

-Nah-
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PostPosted: 08/07/03 - 07:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.... want me to smack Dunn for ya? He'll be in to work at 1pm, then I get to lean over and talk shit to him for *5* hours! Weeeeeeeeeee!
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