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PostPosted: 03/09/04 - 19:59    Post subject: Beginning Programming Reply with quote

What dost thou recommend for beginning programming?
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PostPosted: 03/09/04 - 20:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stop now and get a job in the forest.
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PostPosted: 03/09/04 - 20:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

Java is teh suq =/

I cant stand it, I think I may drop it after my exam tomorrow...
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PostPosted: 03/09/04 - 20:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

Occulis wrote:
Stop now and get a job in the forest.

Haha, I actually worked with a software guy who quit to become a forest ranger. He was back in two years though. Apparently forest rangering is not a lucrative as one might suppose.
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PostPosted: 03/09/04 - 20:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

no shit.
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PostPosted: 03/09/04 - 21:01    Post subject: Re: Beginning Programming Reply with quote

NinjaBurger wrote:
What dost thou recommend for beginning programming?


What programming language do you want to do?

This is all that I've used for Java.
http://chortle.ccsu.ctstateu.edu/cs151/cs151java.html

If it interested me, then I would say itsa good resource.
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PostPosted: 03/09/04 - 21:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

Memorize this block of code, and you are all set.

Code:
while ( Koink ) {
   
    if ( Koink > 10 ) {

        if ( YessoBag ( SmooChicken ) ) {
            SmooChicken = 0;
        }

        if ( YessoBag ( Mega) ) {

            Koink--;
            while ( Unknown ) {
                Unknown = SomeCall ();
            }

            if ( SomeCall () ) {

                SuperMan ();
            }
        }

        koink--;
    }
}
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PostPosted: 03/09/04 - 22:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

wtf is SmooChicken...

Depends how new you are. VB is good to learn general programming (decision structures and loops and other things that all programming languages share). From there move onto C++.

Avoid Java for applications, it sucks. IMO all it's good for is applets.
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PostPosted: 03/09/04 - 22:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiluvas wrote:
Memorize this block of code, and you are all set.

Code:
while ( Koink ) {
   
    if ( Koink > 10 ) {

        if ( YessoBag ( SmooChicken ) ) {
            SmooChicken = 0;
        }

        if ( YessoBag ( Mega) ) {

            Koink--;
            while ( Unknown ) {
                Unknown = SomeCall ();
            }

            if ( SomeCall () ) {

                SuperMan ();
            }
        }

        koink--;
    }
}


wtf?
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PostPosted: 03/09/04 - 22:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

Callaren wrote:
wtf is SmooChicken...

Depends how new you are. VB is good to learn general programming (decision structures and loops and other things that all programming languages share). From there move onto C++.

Avoid Java for applications, it sucks. IMO all it's good for is applets.


I've just got done learning Advanced Excel and Access....VERY dull Confused
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PostPosted: 03/09/04 - 23:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is an error in your Code.

it is yoink not koink!
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PostPosted: 03/11/04 - 11:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buy a few books and read em. C++ is my favorite language, but BASIC is useful for getting better at programming in general.

Do a few programs on your own, but start simple. Program something fun, like a game, so you'll stay interested long enough to work through it.

Take classes when possible too, there's just some things that are best taught rather than discovered by experimentation.
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PostPosted: 03/11/04 - 11:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Occulis wrote:
Stop now and get a job in the forest.
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PostPosted: 03/11/04 - 17:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends on what you want to do with it - for overall programming positions, take a look at what companies are looking for in your area. Unfortunately, VB is almost a must-have these days; C++ and Java are also often required. However, once you get a language under your belt, applying what you've learned to a new one is pretty easy.

If I were starting fresh today, VB would probably be first on my list, followed by C++ and Java in that order. Follow those with some database skills and you'd be pretty well-set to snag a programming position any where in the country. If you're interested in web work, add HTML/DHMTL, XML and some scripting (ASP, PHP), and you're set. For web work, you'll probably need to be at least comfortable with Unix, ColdFusion and Perl. In my area (OK), web savvy programmers are making about 10K more per year entry level over regular programmers.[/b]
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PostPosted: 03/11/04 - 19:13    Post subject: God... Reply with quote

I started on basic and assembly, I feel old now.
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PostPosted: 03/12/04 - 13:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://64.78.49.204/ <---Here are some free books on Java and C++. They've received good reviews on Amazon.

Review: Thinking in Java (3rd Edition)

Review: Thinking in C++, Volume 1: Introduction to Standard C++ (2nd Edition)
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PostPosted: 03/12/04 - 15:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shanda wrote:
Depends on what you want to do with it - for overall programming positions, take a look at what companies are looking for in your area. Unfortunately, VB is almost a must-have these days; C++ and Java are also often required. However, once you get a language under your belt, applying what you've learned to a new one is pretty easy.

If I were starting fresh today, VB would probably be first on my list, followed by C++ and Java in that order. Follow those with some database skills and you'd be pretty well-set to snag a programming position any where in the country. If you're interested in web work, add HTML/DHMTL, XML and some scripting (ASP, PHP), and you're set. For web work, you'll probably need to be at least comfortable with Unix, ColdFusion and Perl. In my area (OK), web savvy programmers are making about 10K more per year entry level over regular programmers.[/b]


Holy cow.... I love it when you talk dirty Shanda.. MARRY ME!

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