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Frax
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Silvermouse
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Border Collies are the rock. Try teaching a poodle to fetch.
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Paco
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 12:07 Post subject:
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My dog will rack you if you're not careful.
We didn't actually teach him this..as he's just pushing his head into your legs to have his ears scratched..but the bad news is he's grown pretty big, and he's typically at crotch level..so you have to watch out...
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merdocc
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Location: Pasadena Ca
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 14:15 Post subject:
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My dad talks to his dog all the time... but I think it's too stupid to understand:(
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FealornTM
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Joined: 15 Nov 2002
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 14:58 Post subject:
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My dog likes icecubes and has learned to operate the automatic ice machine on the door of the fridge. (All on her own) She hasn't learned how to toggle the buttons between ice, crushed ice, water yet, or to tell which one is currently activated.
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Nictathan
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 17:16 Post subject:
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| FealornTM wrote: | | My dog likes icecubes and has learned to operate the automatic ice machine on the door of the fridge. (All on her own) She hasn't learned how to toggle the buttons between ice, crushed ice, water yet, or to tell which one is currently activated. |
Leave it on water, she'll stop eventually 
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 17:50 Post subject:
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My pug might know a lot of words, but he doesn't listen to many.
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lotek
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 22:55 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Border Collies are the rock. Try teaching a poodle to fetch. |
I hope you are not refering to a standard poodle. They are one of the smartest breeds.
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lotek
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 22:57 Post subject:
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| FealornTM wrote: | | My dog likes icecubes and has learned to operate the automatic ice machine on the door of the fridge. (All on her own) She hasn't learned how to toggle the buttons between ice, crushed ice, water yet, or to tell which one is currently activated. |
two of my favorite commands for my rottie are
- clean the kitchen
and
- eat baby
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Paden
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Joined: 23 Oct 2002
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Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 23:01 Post subject:
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My dog knows a few words.
Lay down
Sit
Bath! (he will growl at this word and hide)
he knows come here and other stupid shit
and he knows get um!
He attacks on that.
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 23:13 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | My dog knows a few words.
Lay down
Sit
Bath! (he will growl at this word and hide)
he knows come here and other stupid shit
and he knows get um!
He attacks on that. |
f*****g dimwit.
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Yabden
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Ohio
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Posted: 06/11/04 - 01:23 Post subject:
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my dog knows
sing (it barks)
go for a ride (it jumps in the car seat)
and your basic shit like come and stuff
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Alerik
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Posted: 06/11/04 - 01:26 Post subject:
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Thats awesome Paco. I would take him to those dog parks, just to nutshot the dude with the knee high socks.
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Kilzalot
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Posted: 06/11/04 - 05:06 Post subject:
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My dog knows lots of words... now if I could just get him to grasp the concept of the "no" word =/
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Paco
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 06/11/04 - 14:13 Post subject:
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| Alerik wrote: | | Thats awesome Paco. I would take him to those dog parks, just to nutshot the dude with the knee high socks. |
I have. It's priceless. I always warn people, but they never believe me until after the fact.
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