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PostPosted: 02/13/06 - 22:55    Post subject: Are you fvcking kidding me? Reply with quote

http://www.keloland.com/NewsDetail2817.cfm?Id=0,45916

02/10/2006
SD House Approves Abortion Ban
The South Dakota House has passed a bill that would nearly ban all abortions in the state, ushering the issue to the state Senate.

Supporters are pushing the measure in hopes of drawing a legal challenge that will cause the US Supreme Court to reverse its 1973 decision legalizing abortion.

The bill banning all abortions in South Dakota was passed 47-to-22 in the House.

Amendments aimed at carving out exemptions for rape, incest and the health of women were rejected.

The bill does contain a loophole that allows abortions if women are in danger of dying. Doctors who do those abortions could not be prosecuted.


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PostPosted: 02/13/06 - 23:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

get back to da breedin room hoes!
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 00:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, towns at the state border will probably see a slight increase in abortions afterwards.

Who the f**k wants to live in south dakota anyways?
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 00:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just lowered my fiances CC interest rate from 29.64% to 2.9% for 6 months then 7.9. then yelled at her for not telling me the old rate. wtf!
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 00:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps this will cause abortion (pro or con) to become a states rights issue(as it should be), rather than a federal.
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 00:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marijuana should be legal.
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 00:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pags wrote:
Marijuana should be legal.
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 02:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cethan wrote:
Perhaps this will cause abortion (pro or con) to become a states rights issue(as it should be), rather than a federal.


Marijuana lovers rejoice!
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 02:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

marijuana causes abortion?
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 04:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow. ok here's the solution. everyone else in favor of this move to south dakota. chain link fence + barbed wire, South Dakota can secede and be renamed "Christiambia" and we accept peurto rican statehood so we don't have to change the flag.
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 08:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jakanden wrote:
Pags wrote:
Marijuana should be legal.
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 09:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 09:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not just South Dakota. Indiana, Ohio, Tennesee and Georgia at least are doing the same thing; they all started as soon as the Supreme Court changed.

It will be interesting if the country does fracture along state lines, if you will be able to just go to another state to get an abortion (which is fine if you have a moderate amount of resources), or if that will be illegal.

For instance, Massachusetts still has a law saying it's illegal to get married if it would be illegal in your home state. That was used to prevent black people from coming to Mass to get married when it was illegal in some states, although now that gay people can get married here they AG has been using it against them too. You can only assume the same might happen with abortion.

So in addition to money and transportation, add fake IDs to the what will be required to get an abortion. Just a wild guess, but I expect extremely draconian laws to be passed with harsh penalties for using a fake ID, ostensibly for "anti-terrorism" reasons, but actually to prevent women from getting abortions in other states.
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 09:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lady: "... okay, I was raped."
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 10:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

motherface wrote:
I am a cocaine addict
I do a lot of drugs
I smoke crack as I speak
I get my kicks doing dope

I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed

I smoke my crack pipe every day
I have a good time at it
I jack my mother for dope money
I do it by threatening her life with a semi-automatic

I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed

When the police pulled up, I was doomed
I was arrested for possession of a controlled substance
I was taken to the metal clink
I was nothing but a loser

I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed

Ford, quality is job one

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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 13:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cethan wrote:
Perhaps this will cause abortion (pro or con) to become a states rights issue(as it should be), rather than a federal.


LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WAS BORN 150 YEARS TOO LATE.
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 14:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love how all the pro aborting people get antsy when they think it might not be legal to murder a baby tomorrow.

Not that I care. I just know the deal.

I don't pretend.

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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 15:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh I dunno if its all that bad, I think it might fire up that old cottage industry of flunked out med students opening up shop in back alleys.
Stock tip: Coat hanger industries gonna go up. Razz
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 15:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hangers in a back room, DRs with hemostats and big suction machines...

With the DR the woman killing the baby has an excellent chance of living.

With the back room, the odds are a little more even for the woman and the baby. That sound fair to me!

Life is all about taking chances:)
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 16:37    Post subject: Re: Are you fvcking kidding me? Reply with quote

myndwarrp wrote:
http://www.keloland.com/NewsDetail2817.cfm?Id=0,45916
Amendments aimed at carving out exemptions for rape, incest and the health of women were rejected.


uhhh dunn.
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 17:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice.

Doc: "Well, you've had this tumor for 1 month and due to your inability to carry a child, it'll kill ya in 3 months."
Lady: "Please give me the miscarriage pill!"
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 17:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

no dunn, they're making it a fair fight between women and babies.
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 18:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

How long before we ban non-christians and pre-marital ****?


I will support the Fourth Reich, as long as it keeps me safe from terrorism.
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 18:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

kbarr wrote:
I love how all the pro aborting people get antsy when they think it might not be legal to murder a baby tomorrow.

Not that I care. I just know the deal.

I don't pretend.



And after this you call me creepy? What an hypocrite piece of crap you make.
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 18:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

FockTop wrote:
kbarr wrote:
I love how all the pro aborting people get antsy when they think it might not be legal to murder a baby tomorrow.

Not that I care. I just know the deal.

I don't pretend.



And after this you call me creepy? What an hypocrite piece of crap you make.


Not only are you creepy, but odds are you are a child f****r too.
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 18:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eindar wrote:
How long before we ban non-christians and pre-marital ****?


I will support the Fourth Reich, as long as it keeps me safe from terrorism.


So you support killing babies?

I'm confused.
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 18:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

kbarr wrote:
FockTop wrote:
kbarr wrote:
I love how all the pro aborting people get antsy when they think it might not be legal to murder a baby tomorrow.

Not that I care. I just know the deal.

I don't pretend.



And after this you call me creepy? What an hypocrite piece of crap you make.


Not only are you creepy, but odds are you are a child f****r too.


I don't remember saying in any of my thread that I like naked childs or to touch them nor did I posted naked pics of kids so how did I get the child f****r title?
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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 18:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

FockTop wrote:
kbarr wrote:
FockTop wrote:
kbarr wrote:
I love how all the pro aborting people get antsy when they think it might not be legal to murder a baby tomorrow.

Not that I care. I just know the deal.

I don't pretend.



And after this you call me creepy? What an hypocrite piece of crap you make.


Not only are you creepy, but odds are you are a child f****r too.


I don't remember saying in any of my thread that I like naked childs or to touch them nor did I posted naked pics of kids so how did I get the child f****r title?


hmm..interesting.

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PostPosted: 02/14/06 - 19:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

kbarr wrote:
hmm..interesting.


haha


yanno, I took a good look at that baby in the bucket.. Look at its spine... quite unnatural .... I wonder what was wrong with it.
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