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Verdeloth
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 Posted: 12/09/02 - 00:15 Post subject: Anyone know drug test secrets?
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Anyone know secrets to throw off the drug test if you took in a lot of second hand pot smoke? No my car wasn't hot boxed. The bathroom in this dudes house was just filled up!
I was told drink a grip of fluids to dilute the traces in your body. Tea, juices, water, anything that has a lot of carbos prior to the test. And on the day of the test drink normally.
Take some poppy seeds and if there are trace amounts of the weed in your body you can say they're poppy seeds.
Down a cup of vinegar prior to the test to clean the system out.
As you're taking the test collect the samples in the middle cuz they beginning and the of the urine samples carry the most of the things in your system recently including the weed.
Please to post any other things that may work
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Sabalo
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 00:19 Post subject:
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my older brother told me about 2 gallons of water/diluted vinigar(sP) would do the trick.. i just dont know much much vinigar that is..
take niacin or something an hour before the test.. i dont know if this helps but niacin cleans out toxins probably.. dont beleave me.
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Sabalo
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 00:19 Post subject:
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look up niacin info.. it worked for a friend of mine.
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Akronn
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 00:23 Post subject: Re: Anyone know drug test secrets?
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| Verdeloth wrote: | | Take some poppy seeds and if there are trace amounts of the weed in your body you can say they're poppy seeds. |
ROFL oh yeah... I'm sure they've never heard that one before. Basically, if you're worried about such stuff (and good for you if you are), ditch the losers.
Been there, done that, wrote the book, and could've ruined everything because it's soooo easy.
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Okami
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 00:53 Post subject:
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Golden Seal flushes you out pretty good. Have had that recommended by people before. Never needed it myself though.
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Arch Bishop Brildir
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Joined: 06 Dec 2002
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 00:59 Post subject: U be f****d
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you are so f****d dude hahaha
sorry
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atarom
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 01:05 Post subject:
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not to mention going to hell.
eternal pain and suffering for you, my friend.
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khrath
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 01:14 Post subject:
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dont listen to that dumb shit, nothing gets it "out" of your system.
the only thing you can do, is drink so much water right before the test, that you're p*****g every 10 minutes, thus not giving your body enough time to allow any real waste to build up in your p**s, which means no traces of anything ilegal either.
you'll basically be filling up a bottle with warm water that just got done making it's way through your urinary tract.
golden seal just gives you the s***s, thus flushing your systerm the same way, only it does it chemically, forcing you to either drink tons of water or risk dehydration. hope you like p*****g out of your a*****e, cause thats what you'll be doing.
vinegar is bad news, you flush it like the above method states and you can risk contaminating a sample, which means they toss it out, instead of giving you a passing score.
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Oozibax
Luke Warm
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 01:41 Post subject: Re: Anyone know drug test secrets?
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| Verdeloth wrote: |
Take some poppy seeds and if there are trace amounts of the weed in your body you can say they're poppy seeds.
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you sure it was second hand? you just refered to eating poppy seeds as taking poppy seeds, druggy.
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Xion
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 02:18 Post subject:
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khrath, they toss out the sample as well if the water content is too high.
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Damiana
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 02:23 Post subject:
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Golden seal can be good, I've passed tests using the gallons of water plus golden seal method. Unfortunately, some companies are now testing for it.
My advice would be to drink water like a bloody fish, as someone said, the water just passes through at that point, without picking up any chemicals.
I've also heard something about getting granules of detergent up under your nails and dropping a tiny bit in. I'm not sure about this.
Check on the net, there are tons of sites dedicated to this sort of thing. 
Good luck.
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Mordiss
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 03:01 Post subject:
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i bought this stuff calld Naturally Kleen at a health food store. It was a method where u boiled a couple gallons of water and added tis teabaag into it and drank like there was no tomorrow. i drank the whole thing and went back for a follow up interview andgot the job, all i had to do was submit to the p**s test.
Went to the nearest clinic and they were like " can u come in tomorrow?"
pitched a small fit and they saw me.
Got the job and ditched em a month later after i networked my way into a better job that could care less what i smoked.
Life is good.
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Frostkiss
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 03:07 Post subject:
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You can't find weed in urine after 24 hours ... You can find it in blood for 3 weeks.
Coke you can find for 24 hours in urine, that's the only things I ever had to come across with.
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khrath
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 03:19 Post subject:
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you can find weed in urine for up to as much as 30 days, I can personally testify that it can defentley be detected for as far as 2 weeks after smoking it last.
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Frostkiss
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 03:24 Post subject:
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When I was 16 I had to go in every week on Friday. I didn't smoke on Thursday, and all always turned out fine for me
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Damiana
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 03:31 Post subject:
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Then you must be p*****g battery acid. For the rest of the world, it sticks around in your system for a month or so.
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Brash
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 03:41 Post subject:
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Drinking water like that doesnt work anymore as they test for that. The test says your pee is like 99.9% pure water . But alot of head shops sell stuff that works on the same idea . ($20) you mix some power with the water you drink so your p**s has soemthing in it. if ay read the label all it has is mass amounts of vidamins . maybe ya just buy some centrim , would be cheaper . The whole idea is to flood your body with water it doesnt need or cant use as fast as you are putting it in, so your body just gets ride of the water by p*****g it out right away , dosnt have the time to pick up the THC from your fat cells. I can tell you for a fact THC stays in your fat cells for a long time , testable in p**s for like 2 weeks give or take a week depending on amount of pot smoked. and blood for a month give or take 2 weeks (noone ever tests blood though)
Never ever use anyone's p**s other than your own as they now put temp strips on the side of the cup to make sure the p**s is within like 3 degreas of your body temp.
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Ishmobbin
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 03:52 Post subject:
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Drink lots of water for a few days b4 test, take niacin for 2 days b4, go get some certo ( basically cases your insides in a gelatin so all they get in your p**s is the water you drank b4 the test ) i also heard something about eating steak b4 going, it turns your pee back to its normal color instead of just clear like the water you been drinking.
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Kinsey
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 04:36 Post subject:
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I passed a test drinking a gallon of orange juice before I went. I didn't know about all the options I had (from the posts above), I just thought I was damn lucky!
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NickPSH
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 06:09 Post subject:
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I sell my urine for 50 dollars.
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Sabathius
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 07:17 Post subject:
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Here's an idea, stop smoking weed if you are in the market for a new job, f*****g dumbasses.
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Frostkiss
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 07:18 Post subject:
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Pfff, I can smoke weed and get away with it ... hahahahahahaah 
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Nazzy
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 07:26 Post subject:
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Smoking is bad, mkay. 
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Ishmobbin
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 07:58 Post subject:
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| Sabathius wrote: | | Here's an idea, stop smoking weed if you are in the market for a new job, f*****g dumbasses. |
I smoked the day i got fired, and into the next day. Havent smoked since :/ i need a job soon tho, running out of money.
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Frostkiss
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 08:00 Post subject:
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See, I get up every day at 6am for my run, have a shower, go to work, pay my bills, clean my house and cook ....
And I smoke weed every day.
Why would that be such a bad thing? It doesn't affect my life in any way.
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Paco
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 08:11 Post subject:
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and listen to Khrath, he's right on in this thread..
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Verdeloth
Luke Warm
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 08:28 Post subject:
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Thanks you all seriously KICK ASS! i wouldn't realize i would get so much help on this so fast. Yes Ooz, im pretty positive it was all second hand, cuz when you gotta go blast a dookie with a quickness, you don't care if someone hot boxed the bathroom really.
I couldn't have planned for the bathroom to be hot boxed really, the only reason i was there cuz all the hot beach chicks that were gonna be there.
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Aandidar
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 08:41 Post subject:
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First off, you forgot to mention that Niacin will make your skin feel like it's on fire and you'll jump in the shower with all your clothes on. I've had 3 friends take Niacin and start complaining that their skin is burning.
Secondly, a friend had to pass a p**s test, so he had me p**s in a ziplock bag, since I'm clean. Then before you go to the test microwave the bag for 10ish seconds and then tape the bag to your skin so it stays at body temp. Pass the p**s off as your own, ya it sounds disgusting, but it worked for him.
I'm sure 10 people are going to jump on me and scream that it won't work but hey I'm just giving you idea's, not reading out of a "This will work" manual.
The best thing that will work is don't put yourself in situations where you have to worry about passing a drug test.
Also, try explaining it to your boss before you have to go to a drug test, that you were around drug users and that you didn't actually do the drugs, and that you're worried that a small trace of it might be in your system. If your boss likes you he might understand. Mine did.
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Oozibax
Luke Warm
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 11:31 Post subject:
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| Frostkiss wrote: | You can't find weed in urine after 24 hours ... You can find it in blood for 3 weeks.
Coke you can find for 24 hours in urine, that's the only things I ever had to come across with. |
serious question here. when you have kids are you planning on stopping the smoking? i have a few friends who have kids but still some weed every day, p****s me off heh.
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khrath
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Posted: 12/09/02 - 15:34 Post subject:
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haha no shit
You can always tell the people whose parents smoke weed too.
Just of how the act, it's like they were born and destined to lose the game of life
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