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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 22:43    Post subject: American way of life Reply with quote

The topic in another thread got me to lookin for an 'American Way of Life' pic and I found a great one.


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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 22:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

God is a c**k smoker.
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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 22:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

motherface wrote:
God is a c**k smoker.


Burn in hell, blasphemer.
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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 23:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scrabler wrote:
motherface wrote:
God is a c**k smoker.


Burn in hell, blasphemer.


Hahahahahaha....

-Nah-
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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 23:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

God sucks Saddam Hussein's c**k and lets him jizz all over his hermaphroditic face. He then f**k himself with his own penis and has his own baby.

I'm trying to get Mac OS X to work on this old f*****g computer.
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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 23:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.fuckthesouth.com/
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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 23:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

OSX rocks!

Which version you trying to use? Tiger is my favorite I think! BAI!
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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 23:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scrabler wrote:
motherface wrote:
God is a c**k smoker.


Burn in hell, blasphemer.


Rot in heaven.
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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 23:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brael wrote:
Scrabler wrote:
motherface wrote:
God is a c**k smoker.


Burn in hell, blasphemer.


Rot in heaven.


I'll happily rot on my streets of gold thanks!
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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 23:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm trying to install Tiger from .dmg files that I burned to CD on my Windows box... but I'm trying to do this from a busted-ass OS9 install. How do you open goddamned .dmg files in OS9?
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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 23:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gold is a material possession, the way it was explained to me during a high school religion class was that heaven is pure bliss because you're close to god and no longer feel need for things such as your favorite pet (or anything non human since only humans have souls), material objects such as gold, or even ****. Hell would be exactly the same except without god.
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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 23:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think the symbol of golden streets represents a southern hicks dreams of haeven... a place where even poor white-trash can own things of greater value than a rusted pickup truck body jacked up on cinder blocks.
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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 23:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maldek wrote:
i think the symbol of golden streets represents a southern hicks dreams of haeven... a place where even poor white-trash can own things of greater value than a rusted pickup truck body jacked up on cinder blocks.


I think it's suppose to mean things like gold don't mean shit any more. It's nothing special; the streets are paved with it.
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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 23:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

God's streets would be lined with feces, because god is a scat eater.
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PostPosted: 06/24/05 - 23:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

motherface wrote:
God's streets would be lined with feces, because god is a scat eater.


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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 03:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scrabler wrote:
Brael wrote:
Scrabler wrote:
motherface wrote:
God is a c**k smoker.


Burn in hell, blasphemer.


Rot in heaven.


I'll happily rot on my streets of gold thanks!


Streets of gold? wow lol
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 03:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about dolphins? Dolphins are pretty cool. I hope I find some dolphins in heaven.

Or maybe panda bears.
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 03:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's America. Isn't the slogan "freedom From religion" now?
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 04:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

You seriously got suckered into that shit, didn't you?

Butthurt about blasphemy. Wow.
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 04:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Catholic heaven theres only God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and humans. Real haeven would have Whales and Dolphins so guys can f**k their blowholes.
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 05:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

right to bargain for goods and services in a free market

interesting
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 06:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

motherface wrote:
God is a c**k smoker.
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 11:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

So what happened in y'alls lives to make you so angry towards God?
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 11:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

What happened to you to hate so many of god's people, Mr. PIE in the sky when you die. I think you are gonna have alot of explaining to do at those pearly gates.
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 11:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, conservatives don't support the right to worship god in one's own way, so I don't know what the point of this thread is. I mean, the first point already undermines Scrabler's objective!
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 11:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frehya wrote:
What happened to you to hate so many of god's people, Mr. PIE in the sky when you die. I think you are gonna have alot of explaining to do at those pearly gates.


Some people need a Come to Jesus meeting.
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 12:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

Akronn wrote:
Well, conservatives don't support the right to worship god in one's own way, so I don't know what the point of this thread is. I mean, the first point already undermines Scrabler's objective!


There are many ways to worship God that conservatives support.

Baptist, Methodist, Catholic, Pentecostel, Latter Day Saints, Presbyterian, etc. Not to mention not following a religion and just 'believing' in God.
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 12:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scrabler wrote:
Frehya wrote:
What happened to you to hate so many of god's people, Mr. PIE in the sky when you die. I think you are gonna have alot of explaining to do at those pearly gates.


Some people need a Come to Jesus meeting.


Good idea!, taking the teachings of christ into your heart will do you a whirled of good.
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 12:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

motherface wrote:
God's streets would be lined with feces, because god is a scat eater.


HAMOTZI LECHEM MIN HA'ARETZ
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PostPosted: 06/25/05 - 12:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frehya wrote:
Scrabler wrote:
Frehya wrote:
What happened to you to hate so many of god's people, Mr. PIE in the sky when you die. I think you are gonna have alot of explaining to do at those pearly gates.


Some people need a Come to Jesus meeting.


Good idea!, taking the teachings of christ into your heart will do you a whirled of good.


I guess you don't know what a Come to Jesus meeting is?
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