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Scrabler
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2660
Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 22:43 Post subject: American way of life
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The topic in another thread got me to lookin for an 'American Way of Life' pic and I found a great one.
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motherface
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 12 Mar 2003 Posts: 3407
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 22:47 Post subject:
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God is a c**k smoker.
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Scrabler
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2660
Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 22:50 Post subject:
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| motherface wrote: | | God is a c**k smoker. |
Burn in hell, blasphemer.
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Nahualli
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8461
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 23:03 Post subject:
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| Scrabler wrote: | | motherface wrote: | | God is a c**k smoker. |
Burn in hell, blasphemer. |
Hahahahahaha....
-Nah-
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motherface
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 12 Mar 2003 Posts: 3407
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 23:04 Post subject:
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God sucks Saddam Hussein's c**k and lets him jizz all over his hermaphroditic face. He then f**k himself with his own penis and has his own baby.
I'm trying to get Mac OS X to work on this old f*****g computer.
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Iegan
Luke Warm

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 342
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Ishmael
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Posts: 4446
Location: The US of A
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 23:11 Post subject:
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OSX rocks!
Which version you trying to use? Tiger is my favorite I think! BAI!
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Brael
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2122
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 23:11 Post subject:
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| Scrabler wrote: | | motherface wrote: | | God is a c**k smoker. |
Burn in hell, blasphemer. |
Rot in heaven.
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Scrabler
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2660
Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 23:16 Post subject:
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| Brael wrote: | | Scrabler wrote: | | motherface wrote: | | God is a c**k smoker. |
Burn in hell, blasphemer. |
Rot in heaven. |
I'll happily rot on my streets of gold thanks!
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motherface
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 12 Mar 2003 Posts: 3407
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 23:22 Post subject:
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I'm trying to install Tiger from .dmg files that I burned to CD on my Windows box... but I'm trying to do this from a busted-ass OS9 install. How do you open goddamned .dmg files in OS9?
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Brael
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2122
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 23:22 Post subject:
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Gold is a material possession, the way it was explained to me during a high school religion class was that heaven is pure bliss because you're close to god and no longer feel need for things such as your favorite pet (or anything non human since only humans have souls), material objects such as gold, or even ****. Hell would be exactly the same except without god.
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Maldek
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 2089
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 23:34 Post subject:
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i think the symbol of golden streets represents a southern hicks dreams of haeven... a place where even poor white-trash can own things of greater value than a rusted pickup truck body jacked up on cinder blocks.
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Scrabler
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2660
Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 23:36 Post subject:
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| Maldek wrote: | | i think the symbol of golden streets represents a southern hicks dreams of haeven... a place where even poor white-trash can own things of greater value than a rusted pickup truck body jacked up on cinder blocks. |
I think it's suppose to mean things like gold don't mean shit any more. It's nothing special; the streets are paved with it.
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motherface
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 12 Mar 2003 Posts: 3407
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 23:38 Post subject:
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God's streets would be lined with feces, because god is a scat eater.
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 06/24/05 - 23:42 Post subject:
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| motherface wrote: | | God's streets would be lined with feces, because god is a scat eater. |
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 11015
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 03:00 Post subject:
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| Scrabler wrote: | | Brael wrote: | | Scrabler wrote: | | motherface wrote: | | God is a c**k smoker. |
Burn in hell, blasphemer. |
Rot in heaven. |
I'll happily rot on my streets of gold thanks! |
Streets of gold? wow lol
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pyrgomache
Sir Postalot

Joined: 14 Feb 2004 Posts: 1075
Location: Here
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 03:26 Post subject:
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What about dolphins? Dolphins are pretty cool. I hope I find some dolphins in heaven.
Or maybe panda bears.
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Okami
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2242
Location: The new board
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 03:54 Post subject:
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It's America. Isn't the slogan "freedom From religion" now?
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Spitulski
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Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 4344
Location: Washington
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 04:04 Post subject:
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You seriously got suckered into that shit, didn't you?
Butthurt about blasphemy. Wow.
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Brael
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2122
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 04:43 Post subject:
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In Catholic heaven theres only God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and humans. Real haeven would have Whales and Dolphins so guys can f**k their blowholes.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 05:45 Post subject:
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right to bargain for goods and services in a free market
interesting
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Jakanden
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Nov 2003 Posts: 5334
Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 06:20 Post subject:
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| motherface wrote: | | God is a c**k smoker. |
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Scrabler
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2660
Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 11:23 Post subject:
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So what happened in y'alls lives to make you so angry towards God?
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Frehya
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2398
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 11:39 Post subject:
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What happened to you to hate so many of god's people, Mr. PIE in the sky when you die. I think you are gonna have alot of explaining to do at those pearly gates.
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8752
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 11:46 Post subject:
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Well, conservatives don't support the right to worship god in one's own way, so I don't know what the point of this thread is. I mean, the first point already undermines Scrabler's objective!
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Scrabler
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2660
Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 11:56 Post subject:
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| Frehya wrote: | | What happened to you to hate so many of god's people, Mr. PIE in the sky when you die. I think you are gonna have alot of explaining to do at those pearly gates. |
Some people need a Come to Jesus meeting.
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Scrabler
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2660
Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 12:00 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | | Well, conservatives don't support the right to worship god in one's own way, so I don't know what the point of this thread is. I mean, the first point already undermines Scrabler's objective! |
There are many ways to worship God that conservatives support.
Baptist, Methodist, Catholic, Pentecostel, Latter Day Saints, Presbyterian, etc. Not to mention not following a religion and just 'believing' in God.
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Frehya
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2398
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 12:18 Post subject:
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| Scrabler wrote: | | Frehya wrote: | | What happened to you to hate so many of god's people, Mr. PIE in the sky when you die. I think you are gonna have alot of explaining to do at those pearly gates. |
Some people need a Come to Jesus meeting. |
Good idea!, taking the teachings of christ into your heart will do you a whirled of good.
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That Lumberg Guy
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Joined: 23 Jun 2005 Posts: 3790
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 12:23 Post subject:
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| motherface wrote: | | God's streets would be lined with feces, because god is a scat eater. |
HAMOTZI LECHEM MIN HA'ARETZ
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Scrabler
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2660
Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: 06/25/05 - 12:24 Post subject:
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| Frehya wrote: | | Scrabler wrote: | | Frehya wrote: | | What happened to you to hate so many of god's people, Mr. PIE in the sky when you die. I think you are gonna have alot of explaining to do at those pearly gates. |
Some people need a Come to Jesus meeting. |
Good idea!, taking the teachings of christ into your heart will do you a whirled of good. |
I guess you don't know what a Come to Jesus meeting is?
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