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Eduin
Sir Postalot
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Location: Glasgow
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 Posted: 01/05/04 - 18:07 Post subject: American Inferiority. Myth 221 - Illegal Immigration
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I realize that I am a fuckwit asspirate, I also realize that nobody likes me, but I would like to spew out some lame statistics that nobody gives a f**k to prove how much k00ler me and my gay country are compared to the US.
Someone please come to scottland and bring a sheep that I may f**k, then cook and feed my fat ass.
Regards,
Eduinfuckwit
http://www.nationmaster.com/red/graph-T/peo_net_mig_rat&id=OEC
1. Luxembourg 9.26 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
2. Canada 6.07 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
3. New Zealand 4.48 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
4. Ireland 4.12 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
5. Australia 4.12 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
6. Germany 3.99 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
7. United States 3.5 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
8. Austria 2.45 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
9. Netherlands 2.35 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
10. Norway 2.1 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
11. Denmark 2.01 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
12. Greece 1.96 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
13. Italy 1.73 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
14. Switzerland 1.37 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
15. United Kingdom 1.06 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
16. Belgium 0.97 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
17. Czech Republic 0.96 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
18. Sweden 0.95 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
19. Spain 0.87 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
20. Hungary 0.76 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
21. France 0.64 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
22. Finland 0.62 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
23. Slovakia 0.53 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
24. Portugal 0.5 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
25. Korea, South 0 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2002 est.)
Just look at all those 99% and 100% literacy nations the US is *behind* in terms of net migration.
Regards,
Eduin
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Spitulski
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Joined: 23 Nov 2002
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Location: Washington
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Posted: 01/05/04 - 18:14 Post subject:
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What the f**k, a statistic for illegal immigrants.
I thought that illegal meant that they hadn't passed some form of tracking (i.e. immigration) and thus could not ACCURATELY be counted.
It's easy to guess how many people didn't vote based on the population minus the sum of those who voted. How exactly do you get people who are in this country but didn't tell anyone into a solid number, huh?
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NinjaBurger
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Location: St. Louis
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Posted: 01/05/04 - 18:17 Post subject:
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I have a retort:
Who gives a shit? Maybe scrotum would love to be your assbuddy in making fun of America...give him a call.
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WheresNWS
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
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Posted: 01/05/04 - 18:19 Post subject:
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That was stupid even for you, Eduin. There are no figures on illegal immigration and the migrants in countries like Luxembourg are from more developed regions like Europe. We have a large 3rd world neighbor.
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lauren000
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002
Posts: 3510
Location: colorado springs
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Posted: 01/05/04 - 18:29 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | That was stupid even for you, Eduin. There are no figures on illegal immigration and the migrants in countries like Luxembourg are from more developed regions like Europe. We have a large 3rd world neighbor. |
correct
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 01/05/04 - 18:35 Post subject:
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He's a mad m**********r, don't you know?
And he'd crawl over 50 good p*****s just to get to 1
fat
boys
ass
hole.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 01/05/04 - 19:24 Post subject:
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lol well blaming the economic problems of this country on illegal immigrants is pretty ignorant, you gotta admit.
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lauren000
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002
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Location: colorado springs
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Posted: 01/05/04 - 19:34 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | lol well blaming the economic problems of this country on illegal immigrants is pretty ignorant, you gotta admit. |
we were arguing literacy not economic struggle.
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Guest
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Posted: 01/05/04 - 20:33 Post subject:
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FAT EUROSCUM ASSBAG!!!!
Its good to see you are still alive.
Now, go eat a bag of guts for me chubby!
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Trebel
Luke Warm
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 213
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Posted: 01/05/04 - 20:36 Post subject:
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Eduin look who migrates here u f**k stick. We get the mexicans!! Mexico is a POOR country, with a very poor educational system. The countries u mentioned with the high literacy rates, their immigrants are from other european countries, which as a whole have a *MUCH* higher literacy rate then mexico. Ass clown.
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TomatoPaste
Total Newbie
Joined: 02 Jan 2004
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Posted: 01/05/04 - 20:39 Post subject:
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KILL ALL THE MOTHER f*****g, SISTER f*****g, GRANDMA AND GRANDPA f*****g RICEPICKERS AND BURRITOS!!! KILL ALL THE MEXICANS!!!
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Luturb
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Location: Livermore, California
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Posted: 01/05/04 - 21:05 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | That was stupid even for you, Eduin. There are no figures on illegal immigration and the migrants in countries like Luxembourg are from more developed regions like Europe. We have a large 3rd world neighbor. |
Bingo.
This one was just too easy, but congrats NWS on posting first  .
Also Tomatopaste only has 15 posts, but it seems that he sucks as much as Ninjaburger and Gruntingcod put together. Time will tell.
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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Posted: 01/05/04 - 22:14 Post subject:
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| TomatoPaste wrote: | | KILL ALL THE MOTHER f*****g, SISTER f*****g, GRANDMA AND GRANDPA f*****g RICEPICKERS AND BURRITOS!!! KILL ALL THE MEXICANS!!! |
you must be mexican.
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Silvermouse
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 01/05/04 - 22:18 Post subject:
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Do we really have to make a thread called "Things Scotland will never do or make?" like we did for some other forgettable country awhile ago?
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Celestra
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 05:48 Post subject:
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I fail to see if every f*****g immigrant wants to go to America, how that makes America inferior.
It seems to me they want to GO THERE, because they feel America is THE PLACE TO BE for a better life. So they're chosing the States over other countries.
And how can you count illegal immigrants anyway?
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Breeze
Luke Warm
Joined: 23 Aug 2003
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 07:45 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | He's a mad m**********r, don't you know?
And he'd crawl over 50 good p*****s just to get to 1
fat
boys
ass
hole. |
lololllololol
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Prawn
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 08:30 Post subject:
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I love our immigrants here in Canada, because unlike the U.S ours bring something more than cheap uneducated labor to the table.
GO GO ASIAN PEOPLES!! BRING ME MORE UNLICENSED ANIME AND SUSHI!!! DO IT NOW!
Seriously though, it's kind of funny that the mexican illegal immigrants stop before reaching the Canadian border, despite those few steps needed to get here. I spend a lot of time (more lately) in Washington State, and live in Vancouver BC. I've seen a good ten Mexicans here in my entire life, yet they're everywhere the second you hit Seattle (quite a few doing loborious dog-work, and needing help translating their horroscopes into laymans terms as I found out while picking up smokes in a convenience store. I mean, come on, if between the six of you you can't read the magazine, why the f**k did you pick it up?). Now, I'm not complaining, but it always struck me as odd into why they'd stop. o_O
It's so odd ... I wonder of the Mexican Illegals, and the Asian Illegals have a deal.
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Xthos
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 09 Nov 2002
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 08:40 Post subject:
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Keep it up Eduin, maybe we will show your stuff to some illegals and offer them a one way trip to Scotland based on how wonderful it is.
I have to agree, its a pretty lame attempt. The stuff your pointing out, he knows, he just hasn't been able to come up with anything better without repeating himself on more stupid shit.
p.s.
If we take your list and twist it, we could assume that the U.S. is one of the best countries in the world. People want to come here a lot more then other places.....where is Scotland on that list? I guess no one wants to go to that shit hole 
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Celestra
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 08:43 Post subject:
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Xthos, you illegal Mexican!
You'd pay to go anywhere nice like Scotland!
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Paco
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 08:55 Post subject:
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| Breeze wrote: | | Occulis wrote: | He's a mad m**********r, don't you know?
And he'd crawl over 50 good p*****s just to get to 1
fat
boys
ass
hole. |
lololllololol |
that's what I said, heheh
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Xthos
Can't Stop Posting
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 09:01 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | Xthos, you illegal Mexican!
You'd pay to go anywhere nice like Scotland!
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Hell yeah, I got experience at Mc Donalds, Eduin's fry station job is mine!!!
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 09:02 Post subject:
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hahah
<3 u
(kiss the wife for me! I don't talk to you guys enough)
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Gutrippar
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Deventer, Holland.
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 10:52 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | That was stupid even for you, Eduin. There are no figures on illegal immigration and the migrants in countries like Luxembourg are from more developed regions like Europe. We have a large 3rd world neighbor. |
LOL!
*looks at the amount of immigrants streaming into holland every year*
More developed regions? You have no idea what you are talking about. The people who do immigrate here are from poor countries, similair to mexico.
We are not blaming it on anyone. But hey, thats the way america deals with things like this.
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lotek
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 12:38 Post subject:
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uh, cheap labor is bad for an economy? since when?
we actually get the best of both worlds now with globalization. We get the cheap labor, but dont have to actually bring the immigrants here.
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Aviger
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 12:48 Post subject:
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Not to say eduin is right, but
| Quote: | | The countries u mentioned with the high literacy rates, their immigrants are from other european countries, |
You're just as stupid for saying that 
There are hardly ANY immigrants from other european countries here.
Firstly since there are no borders in europe, technically if you go from germany to holland, your not "emigrating", you dont even need to show a passport .
We get all the stupid criminal rejects from Turkey, Marocco and the balkans. They are as poor or poorer then mexicans.
I love seeing eduin get owned, but please, dont say even more ignorant shit to disprove his ignorant shit ;P
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Celestra
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 13:02 Post subject:
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Ya, what Avi said.
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median
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 13:07 Post subject:
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this is a fact. I read it in trivial pursuit.
U.S / Mexico boarder has the most people cross illigaly.
Sux dont it.
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Eduin
Sir Postalot
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Location: Glasgow
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 13:16 Post subject:
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| Trebel wrote: | | Eduin look who migrates here u f**k stick. We get the mexicans!! Mexico is a POOR country, with a very poor educational system. The countries u mentioned with the high literacy rates, their immigrants are from other european countries, which as a whole have a *MUCH* higher literacy rate then mexico. Ass clown. |
A good portion of immigrants to Germany are from Albania, probably worse than your Mexico in terms of education and certainly worse in terms of wealth and GDP.
Regards,
Eduin
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Eduin
Sir Postalot
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Location: Glasgow
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 13:17 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | That was stupid even for you, Eduin. There are no figures on illegal immigration and the migrants in countries like Luxembourg are from more developed regions like Europe. We have a large 3rd world neighbor. |
I Like Penis
Regards,
Eduin
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 13:35 Post subject:
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| Eduin wrote: | | Trebel wrote: | | Eduin look who migrates here u f**k stick. We get the mexicans!! Mexico is a POOR country, with a very poor educational system. The countries u mentioned with the high literacy rates, their immigrants are from other european countries, which as a whole have a *MUCH* higher literacy rate then mexico. Ass clown. |
A good portion of immigrants to Germany are from Albania, probably worse than your Mexico in terms of education and certainly worse in terms of wealth and GDP.
Regards,
Eduin |
Albania does indeed suck. Some buddies of mine passed through there for a day and kids were mocking them and throwing things lolz
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