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median
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 Posted: 08/04/04 - 16:16 Post subject: Allergies and Indian Doctors
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Hello,
I just recently came back from the doctor. And this guy was halarious.
So I have 2 questions
1) Am I the only person who thinks Indian people (not native americans) are some of the funniest people in the world? Example: I walked in and he yells at me "HEY BUDDY HOWS IT GOIN MAN" in a really thick , fast indian accent. Then he says "Whats the matter buddy, you look tense, sit down bro , we'll get your allergies checked out in no time dude"
This was halarious because he was about 4 feet tall, 50 years old and 100% Indian.
Some other noteable indian folk: The guy at the corner store, Jirpal: The guy who runs Pizza Pizza beside my store in the mall.
oh yes, and of course
2) Anyone else suffering from ragweed, that s***s a b***h, I wish I would have got my shot a long time ago.
thx
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sinrakin
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Posted: 08/04/04 - 16:24 Post subject:
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Heh, I've worked with a lot of Indians, and they tend to be reserved at first, but when you get to know them they're funny as hell. And they tend to adopt American expressions, but use them in amusing ways.
This one guy used to mix up the expressions "out to lunch" and "out drinking lunch" (people don't go out and drink on their lunch hour anymore, so you don't hear that anymore). But he'd always say "What is wrong with this terrible computer? It is out drinking lunch again!".
This other one used to always say "oh, man, please stop, you are screwing with my happiness" whenever I'd tell him he had a bug or something 
And oh yeah, ragweed allergy is awful. Oddly enough, when I was around 30 or so, I suddenly just sort of grew out of it.
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Confused
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Posted: 08/04/04 - 16:24 Post subject: Re: Allergies and Indian Doctors
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| median wrote: |
1) Am I the only person who thinks Indian people (not native americans) are some of the funniest people in the world? |
Awfully racist for such a wordly chap.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 08/04/04 - 17:04 Post subject:
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They that run my local minimart are all pretty cool. They always call me "boss", though, which is annoying. It makes me feel like I'm some important white guy that they are deferring to.
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Nictathan
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Posted: 08/04/04 - 17:07 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | They that run my local minimart are all pretty cool. They always call me "boss", though, which is annoying. It makes me feel like I'm some important white guy that they are deferring to. |
At least ya don't act like that towards them... or do you?
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Docter
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Posted: 08/04/04 - 18:52 Post subject:
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I work for three brothers that are Indian...one was born in Nigeria, the other two in England. They are strictly Hindu and damn can they cook some mean curry dishes.
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FoShizzo
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Posted: 08/04/04 - 19:25 Post subject:
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indian u mean like from india or like injuns
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Nahualli
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Posted: 08/04/04 - 19:30 Post subject:
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| FoShizzo wrote: | | indian u mean like from india or like injuns |
He said in his first post "not native americans"
-Nah-
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 08/04/04 - 20:41 Post subject:
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| Nictathan wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | They that run my local minimart are all pretty cool. They always call me "boss", though, which is annoying. It makes me feel like I'm some important white guy that they are deferring to. |
At least ya don't act like that towards them... or do you? |
No.
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Prawn
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Posted: 08/04/04 - 23:31 Post subject: Re: Allergies and Indian Doctors
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| median wrote: | Hello,
I just recently came back from the doctor. And this guy was halarious.
So I have 2 questions
1) Am I the only person who thinks Indian people (not native americans) are some of the funniest people in the world? Example: I walked in and he yells at me "HEY BUDDY HOWS IT GOIN MAN" in a really thick , fast indian accent. Then he says "Whats the matter buddy, you look tense, sit down bro , we'll get your allergies checked out in no time dude"
This was halarious because he was about 4 feet tall, 50 years old and 100% Indian.
Some other noteable indian folk: The guy at the corner store, Jirpal: The guy who runs Pizza Pizza beside my store in the mall.
oh yes, and of course
2) Anyone else suffering from ragweed, that s***s a b***h, I wish I would have got my shot a long time ago.
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Posted: 08/04/04 - 23:39 Post subject:
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Indians are a hoot, lots of fun, great people.
And very smart....
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khrath
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 01:31 Post subject:
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I love how a bunch of dipshits in the dark ages can make the mistake of calling people one race, when they were another, just to have people keep making the same mistake centuries afterwards.
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 01:33 Post subject:
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Fanta Shokata
oh btw
Median you are a f*****g Douche.
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Jinu
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 01:51 Post subject:
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over all very cool, except that whole, "we're quickly becoming the most populous nation in the world" pride thing. I don't think that's something to be proud of :/
that and the pakistani hate. i've met a lot of cool pakis as well.
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Nictathan
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 01:59 Post subject:
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One of my best friends is from Sri Lanka (for those less educated that little island off the coast of India) and he is seriously one of the coolest people I know. He's been in the states for like 5 yrs and has been pushing for success totally. Their drive astounds me
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median
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 02:56 Post subject:
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | Fanta Shokata
oh btw
Median you are a f*****g Douche. |
Oh , im sorry , did i shoot down that huge ego of yours? 
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ashwynd
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 04:04 Post subject:
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native american (indian) women are HOT.  Did anyone ever see that episode of smallville with the chick who could turn into the wolf? nuff said.
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median
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 04:08 Post subject:
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| ashwynd wrote: | | native american (indian) women are HOT. Did anyone ever see that episode of smallville with the chick who could turn into the wolf? nuff said. |
4sure
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 04:13 Post subject:
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | Fanta Shokata
oh btw
Median you are a f*****g Douche. |
So true.
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Finigan
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 06:27 Post subject:
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| ashwynd wrote: | | native american (indian) women are HOT. Did anyone ever see that episode of smallville with the chick who could turn into the wolf? nuff said. |
Please come to North Dakota and see what a real (non-tv) indian woman looks like, your opinion will change very quickly. I don't think i've ever seen an attractive indian chick here.
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 07:09 Post subject:
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| Finigan wrote: | | ashwynd wrote: | | native american (indian) women are HOT. Did anyone ever see that episode of smallville with the chick who could turn into the wolf? nuff said. |
Please come to North Dakota and see what a real (non-tv) indian woman looks like, your opinion will change very quickly. I don't think i've ever seen an attractive indian chick here. |
That's becuase their daddy's already claimed them. Gogo incest.
Also no reason to leave the rez unless to pickup beer!
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Paco
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 07:18 Post subject:
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| Finigan wrote: | | ashwynd wrote: | | native american (indian) women are HOT. Did anyone ever see that episode of smallville with the chick who could turn into the wolf? nuff said. |
Please come to North Dakota and see what a real (non-tv) indian woman looks like, your opinion will change very quickly. I don't think i've ever seen an attractive indian chick here. |
you mean that you don't like your women that can shave more hair on their upper lip than you've got? 
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compusmack
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 08:50 Post subject:
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| Finigan wrote: | | ashwynd wrote: | | native american (indian) women are HOT. Did anyone ever see that episode of smallville with the chick who could turn into the wolf? nuff said. |
Please come to North Dakota and see what a real (non-tv) indian woman looks like, your opinion will change very quickly. I don't think i've ever seen an attractive indian chick here. |
or Pakistani either lol
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Confused
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 10:33 Post subject:
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| median wrote: | | ashwynd wrote: | | native american (indian) women are HOT. Did anyone ever see that episode of smallville with the chick who could turn into the wolf? nuff said. |
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Holy shit, dude. You think Indian (Native American) women are hot? Surely someone as worldy as you would have seen one besides in a cartoon!
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median
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 10:38 Post subject:
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In all serious, reflecting on the situation, I have never seen a good looking native american. Although, I know numerous native-quebec girls (aka Maties) who are gorgeous!
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Confused
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Posted: 08/05/04 - 10:39 Post subject:
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| median wrote: | | In all serious, reflecting on the situation, I have never seen a good looking native american. Although, I know numerous native-quebec girls (aka Maties) who are gorgeous! |
Have you ever seen a native american at all?
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