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Tiluvas
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Joined: 19 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 11/30/04 - 12:01 Post subject: A Miracle
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Today my beliefs on divinity have changed drastically. The reason for this is that I have experienced a miracle the likes of which competes with the Virgin Mary and Jesus rising from the dead. Three days ago, on Saturday, I went to a store and purchased a new dress shirt to wear to work. Upon arriving at home, I proceeded to unpackage said shirt, which included removing the pushpins and placing them into a bag while on my bed, which I threw away once I was finished.
During the past three days, I ended up sleeping in the nude and doing some other activities which now conflict with my religious beliefs. I woke up this morning, still in the nude, and had a case of morning arousal. While trying to warm myself this cold morning I noticed a sort of metal somewhere near the crotch region. Upon closer inspection I noticed that sitting near the crotch region for the past three days were two of the pushpins used to keep my dress shirt together.
So, I believe that this is a miracle. I managed to sleep, in the nude, for the past two days, with two very sharp pins hovering near my nether regions. The fact that I took no damage, to me, is a miracle.
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 6929
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Posted: 11/30/04 - 12:07 Post subject:
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*applauds*
Wtg nether region!
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sinrakin
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 7044
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Posted: 11/30/04 - 12:11 Post subject:
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Those pins p**s me off.
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Fattguyy
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Joined: 09 Sep 2003
Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 11/30/04 - 12:13 Post subject:
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Awesome
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sinrakin
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 7044
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Posted: 11/30/04 - 12:16 Post subject:
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Since the pins are miraculous, you might be able to sell them on ebay.
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Manuva
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 2536
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Posted: 11/30/04 - 12:35 Post subject:
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Infidel, Allah has been kind to you.
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Jakanden
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Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 5334
Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
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Posted: 11/30/04 - 13:21 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: | | Since the pins are miraculous, you might be able to sell them on ebay. |
Zing!
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 11/30/04 - 14:15 Post subject:
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No Ebay, as I've already arranged to buy them.
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