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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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 Posted: 07/15/03 - 15:08 Post subject: 2003 Jul 14 Tech support Suicide Customer of the Day!
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Apparently a new customer of ours killed himself last night. Here are our tech notes!
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Jul 14 2003 5:05PM - A man named Billy Hatfield called requesting a setup. He claimed to have signed up at the Gilbert Discount TV agent.
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Jul 14 2003 5:25PM - Billy Hatfield has called several times, said he signed up at Gilbert Discount TV. When we tried to reach the agent to find out the status of the signup form, there was no answer not machine. Mr. Hatfield called again, this time angrily said he would tear up the sign up form and then hung up. Caller ID had not displayed a number so there was no way of contacting him. Gilbert TV has already closed for the day and they haven't faxed us Mr. Hatfield's form.
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Jul 15 2003 10:20AM - Called Gilbert TV to check on status.
"Well, hell, you don't need to worry about him. That boy done killed himself last night. Mmm-hmm. Shot himself right through the head."
"Huh?"
"Say, we're havin' a special on televisions this week. Got some nice RCA models if'n yer interested."
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It gets even more interesting! If you want to infer a connection between Billy Hatfield and a recent scandal, this news just broke today: http://www.loganbanner.com/search/search_detail.cfm?ID=3380
Apparently a lot of police officers were named in some sort of **** scandal. I'm sure there are plenty of Hatfields around, though, it's a really popular surname here in the backwaters of WV. Billy probably didn't even know Tennis Hatfield, sheriff of Mingo County.
Unfortunately Billy hasn't made the paper yet. 
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Zuldane
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 4057
Location: At sea.
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Posted: 07/15/03 - 15:11 Post subject:
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god I hate you in the face
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WheresNWS
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
Posts: 6448
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Posted: 07/15/03 - 16:09 Post subject:
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My grandmother's maiden name is Hatfield....f*****g McCoys.
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Bricktop!
Luke Warm
Joined: 22 May 2003
Posts: 120
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Posted: 07/15/03 - 16:15 Post subject:
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What would of made that call with the guy at the tv shop pricelss, is if he added after right through the head " He done fall over and died cause the bullet in his head killed him" LOL!
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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Posted: 07/15/03 - 17:16 Post subject:
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no, that would have made it stupider.
well dunn, they're finally thinning themselves out. a big + for you.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 07/15/03 - 17:27 Post subject:
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| ATM Banana wrote: | no, that would have made it stupider.
well dunn, they're finally thinning themselves out. a big + for you. |
then i'll be out of work and have to move in with Ish.
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Spink
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 1599
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Posted: 07/15/03 - 18:00 Post subject:
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| ATM Banana wrote: | no, that would have made it stupider.
well dunn, they're finally thinning themselves out. a big + for you. |
I wonder if you realise you spelled erection wrong in your quoting of yourself in your signature.
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TrueParadox
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Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 00:44 Post subject:
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Now if they could only speed it up a bit! This is the answer to all my prayers! I wonder if there is some way that we can get this process to repeat itself more often <ponders and schemes>
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 13:05 Post subject:
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Hi! My name is Tennis Hatfield. Pleasure to meet ya!
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