1-2 weeks off WORK !!! Without pay =/

I woke up at 9am today. Took a shower, brushed teeth, did hair and ECT. It was hot outside today and I got to work early at 9:40am. Around 10am this f*****g drunk hic walks in, looks at me (I’m a host btw) and says, I'm f*****g hungry.

I thought he was joking so I say well I'm Ernesto Maldonado and you’re not on the special people list today. I chuckle and then tell him we don't open until 10 30. He gets up in my face and starts to yell at me. The other hostess steps up and tryst to talk to him but he gets in her face and calls her a b***h! That's when my fuse ran out and I then grabbed him by the shoulder and tell him to leave now! He pushes me and I push him back. He swings, and I try to dodge but it connects and hits me on my lip. It was barley a jab but then I really lost it. He took another big swing and I duck and pull his shirt down, along with this body. He falls and I give him a good kick in the grill before he gets up and then I kick him on the side of the ribs causing him to fall off. It's kind of funny cause the waiters and I know this guy and he always comes to start shit (I could hear them while this was all happening saying " Get that b***h! " " Hit em fool ! " " GET that f****n hick! " So, he rolls to the door, stumbles up and I'm all messy with my hair all f****d up and my shirt totally untucked. That is when the manager and owner both run from behind and the Owner starts to yell at me. My lip was cut open a little and there was blood on my pants but from his mouth. So, the owner is p****d and is about to fire me but then the manager walks in and explains that he is always coming in to our restaurant starting mess. So I get suspended for 1-2 weeks.

f*****g sucks but at least I got to beat the crap out of that f**k.

LOL...yep, all in a days work !

Wow man.


Nobody cares.

he should f*****g sue

I feel like you and your co-workers are all hicks too, but just not douche bags like that guy. Good work on the a*s kicking though.

its all good he can work on the street and get tips for beat boxin!

use this time to find a new job sir

f**k those f***s

I would club down da man if he was frontin on my beef too, sheeyit

word G

In all seriousness, speaking from experience, you need to cut that shit out

You probably won't, because people always said stuff like that to me, and I always laughed at how stupid they were not to realize that I was special and could get away with doing stuff like that - hell, it was part of my image. People loved telling stories about all the fights I'd gotten into and stuff I'd busted up when I thought it was warranted. It sort of cool to feel like a legend, and to realize that people would always cut corners, and pull strings to get me out of trouble.

The thing is though that eventually your luck runs out or whatever, and you'll find you've gotten yourself into some serious shit, and it won't even be obvious how it happened: some little thing, no different from all the other times, escalates but for some reason you end up being the one who gets f****d over, even if you thought you were totally in the right. You just hit the guy with the wrong friends, or the wrong person saw it, or someone has to protect their own a*s and sacrifice you, or whatever. And the longer it takes till that happens, the worse the consequences are going to be when it finally does.

The thing to do is learn to start racheting your reactions down a notch or two, even if you don't feel like it.

The correect response would be to let him punch you and call the cops and let them beat his a*s, you just opened your cvompany and yourself into a big fat lawsuit..

I shouldn't have done what I have done. I'm not hear to brag or anything. Just to tell a funny story ! hah. No but seriously, this guy is one grade A f**k. He use to charge up on his daughter's account at blockbuster and make her pay for it. I've never seen him sober. I just lost it when he started to f****n touch me.. Got to keep my cool next time. heheh.

Assault charge.

GG professionalism.

Have fun in court!

Herbgotti wrote:

He swings, and I try to dodge but it connects and hits me on my lip.

You have gotten better at Dodge! (2)

haha

No one cares.

Lets see ... Brolly apparently got a job at a theater according to his last gay RL thread, but now this theater has waiters?

The same "hick who charges shit on his daughters account and makes her pay for them" That Brolly tossed out of Blockbuster in his last "I'm a badass at work" thread returns to the amazing combination Theater/Restaurant to get his a*s kicked again by our own little fighting mexican.


Brolly, if your imagination can't come up with more than one person whose a*s you've kicked stop telling us these gay f*****g stories.

Prawn wrote:

Lets see ... Brolly apparently got a job at a theater according to his last gay RL thread, but now this theater has waiters? The same "hick who charges shit on his daughters account and makes her pay for them" That Brolly tossed out of Blockbuster in his last "I'm a badass at work" thread returns to the amazing combination Theater/Restaurant to get his a*s kicked again by our own little fighting mexican. Brolly, if your imagination can't come up with more than one person whose a*s you've kicked stop telling us these gay f*****g stories.

Theater ?? I worked at Blockbuster now I work at French Quarter.(Restaurant)

If your gonna talk shit about my storys... Learn how to f*****g read ! plus why would you read this thread if you thought the other one "sucked" as well? Quit your b*****n , b***h..

Well shit, got me on the theater bit ... it was someone elses weak "Praise me for doing the bare minimum thread" however am I right in assuming the guy you're bragging about beating is the same f*****g imaginary friend you'd apparently roughed up before you f*****g gimp?

I think so.